A/R Soap opera alter egos?

So, if boards ART were a soap opera, which one would it be? I'm thinking Coronation Street, as it's been going on for so long that the central characters change every few years. Can I be Vera Duckworth

Following on from a post from KC

If A/R was the set in Soap Opera land what character would a boardsie be?

For me drquirky has a bit of David Platt in him. Normally relatively ok, but is like a ticking time bomb and every so often the true villain comes out.

Im probably Rita, can't get rid of me and part of the furniture dishing out advice whether people want it or not from my younger (running relative) promiscuous years.

ThebitterLemon has to be Peter Barlow given his running slut ways as of late