Most Terrible Date?

GalwayGuy2 · 30-04-2014 07:15PM #1

I saw this in the Lady lounge and I thought it'd be fun here.

I'd tell some, but I haven't really had any dates horrible enough that deserve a mention.

So, AH, what's your most horrible date story?

TheFarrier · 30-04-2014 07:16PM

27th of October.

*shudders*

HugsiePie · 30-04-2014 07:26PM

TheFarrier wrote: »

27th of October.

*shudders*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3w0eACxtoc

The Backwards Man · 30-04-2014 07:27PM

I never really had a terrible one either. Left a girl home one night , she lived miles away in the middle of nowhere, didn't have enough diesel to get home, decided to 'borrow' some from her Dad's Dexta, he awoke to discover me sucking it through a garden hose. Not my finest moment, I was young and foolish. Never saw her again.

chrisb1 · 30-04-2014 07:28PM

Any Friday the 13th

Tilly · 30-04-2014 07:29PM

The Backwards Man wrote: »

I never really had a terrible one either. Left a girl home one night , she lived miles away in the middle of nowhere, didn't have enough diesel to get home, decided to 'borrow' some from her Dad's Dexta, he awoke to discover me sucking it through a garden hose. Not my finest moment, I was young and foolish. Never saw her again.

Giving a car a blowy is a pretty shít date, Dude.

GalwayGuy2 · 30-04-2014 07:29PM

I never really had a terrible one either. Left a girl home one night , she lived miles away in the middle of nowhere, didn't have enough diesel to get home, decided to 'borrow' some from her Dad's Dexta, he awoke to discover me sucking it through a garden hose. Not my finest moment, I was young and foolish. Never saw her again.

That sounds pretty bad tbh. :P

The Backwards Man · 30-04-2014 07:30PM

Tilly wrote: »

Giving a car a blowy is a pretty shít date, Dude.

I take it you've never had a ride on a Dexta, it ain't no car!;)

Mr. Z · 30-04-2014 07:30PM

The most terrible date I ever had was from a pack I bought in Lidl last year. I think it must of had Bayoud disease, which is caused by the fungus Fusarium oxysporum. Nasty! This disease, which kills many of the popular older cultivars like Deglet Noor, has led to a major decline in production where it is present, notably Morocco and western Algeria. However, new cultivars resistant to the disease are being developed.

Tilly · 30-04-2014 07:32PM

The Backwards Man wrote: »

I take it you've never had a ride on a Dexta, it ain't no car!;)

I've never had a ride

Nemeses · 30-04-2014 07:34PM

Mr. Z wrote: »

The most terrible date I ever had was from a pack I bought in Lidl last year. I think it must of had Bayoud disease, which is caused by the fungus Fusarium oxysporum. Nasty! This disease, which kills many of the popular older cultivars like Deglet Noor, has led to a major decline in production where it is present, notably Morocco and western Algeria. However, new cultivars resistant to the disease are being developed.

wrong type of date dude...

also, you're using too many big words there and some of us here in AH will have to literally google every word you've said..

Thanks for that. Now I have to get off Facebook to learn these new words...

Geomy · 30-04-2014 07:40PM

Mr. Z wrote: »

The most terrible date I ever had was from a pack I bought in Lidl last year. I think it must of had Bayoud disease, which is caused by the fungus Fusarium oxysporum. Nasty! This disease, which kills many of the popular older cultivars like Deglet Noor, has led to a major decline in production where it is present, notably Morocco and western Algeria. However, new cultivars resistant to the disease are being developed.

Maybe you should buy her flower's the next time, or a packet of seeds....

Stick to RHS approved varieties ;-)

RayM · 30-04-2014 07:47PM

July the 19th. The day the Ice Age ended.

Arthur Beesley · 30-04-2014 07:47PM

Tilly wrote: »

Giving a car a blowy is a pretty shít date, Dude.

Even worse - it's a tractor.

HugsiePie · 30-04-2014 07:49PM

Mr. Z wrote: »

The most terrible date I ever had was from a pack I bought in Lidl last year. I think it must of had Bayoud disease, which is caused by the fungus Fusarium oxysporum. Nasty! This disease, which kills many of the popular older cultivars like Deglet Noor, has led to a major decline in production where it is present, notably Morocco and western Algeria. However, new cultivars resistant to the disease are being developed.

Nemeses wrote: »

Thanks for that. Now I have to get off Facebook to learn these new words...

And people told me botany was a useless subject :rolleyes:

The Backwards Man · 30-04-2014 07:51PM

Tilly wrote: »

I've never had a ride

So you've never had a ride, never had a ride, never had a ride on a tractor?

Talib Fiasco · 30-04-2014 07:51PM

Called over to this girls house to pick her up to go to the cinema...buzzing and flirty out I knocked on the door and the young female answers it...I told her she was looking unreal gave her a kiss and hugged her...turns out my date has got an identical twin who's more 'developed'...my date lost the plot but me and her sister had a grand laugh about it when I saw her out the following weekend :pac:

The Pheasant2 · 30-04-2014 08:04PM

Tilly wrote: »

I've never had a ride

PM sent

x

Right Turn Clyde · 30-04-2014 08:05PM

I once went to the cinema with a girl. We were about 18. I tried to shove my dick up through the bottom of a near-empty box of popcorn. I was gonna sit there and wait for her to grab a handful. It's the type of thing she'd laugh at. But I forgot that I'd recently torn my banjo-string. The salt burned into what was left of the wound. I made a quick exit for the jacks and rinsed myself in the sink. Thankfully it was a late night screening so nobody walked in. I never told her what happened. She thought I ran for the jacks so I wouldn't miss too much of the film. It's 12 years later and we're still together. She's sat beside me right now. She's no idea what happened that night.

Tilly · 30-04-2014 08:13PM

The Pheasant2 wrote: »

PM sent x

There's nothing in my box....

iForgetMyPW · 30-04-2014 08:14PM

When I was about 15/16 I started talking to a girl with mutual friends on facebook. After a week or so we decided to meet up. We went to the cinema. All was good until after when she decided to Starbucks after. Cue an hour of me been a awkward shy teenager letting her do all the talking and me giving 1 word answers (head would go blank)....... but I still got the shift

I think can't believe how awkward I was as a teenager

GalwayGuy2 · 30-04-2014 08:16PM

There's nothing in my box....

Heh Heh

The Pheasant2 · 30-04-2014 08:20PM

Tilly wrote: »

There's nothing in my box....

Oh don't you worry about that

Muise... · 30-04-2014 08:26PM

Tilly wrote: »

I've never had a ride

I've never had a date. Nawful lot of rigmarole just to get a ride.

30-04-2014 08:28PM

chrisb1 wrote: »

Any Friday the 13th

I lost my virginity on Friday the 13th. :pac:

Zed Bank · 30-04-2014 08:35PM

Karsini wrote: »

I lost my virginity on Friday the 13th. :pac:

*gets chlamydia*

beano345 · 30-04-2014 08:54PM

Girl I went on a date with a few years ago told me in the first 10 mins of it how she was with some fella who had a girlfriend and kept asking me questions about her (she was from around my way).introduced her to some of my mates who we met out and she keeps telling me a certain one is her type.she kept going in for the kiss with me and then backing off.tried texting me a few times after that night but naahhhh I'll think I'll pass!

LizzieJones · 30-04-2014 09:43PM

GalwayGuy2 wrote: »

what's your most horrible date story?

I'm still waiting for 'The Rapture".

Aongus Von Bismarck · 30-04-2014 10:34PM

Back when I lived in Ireland I had an absolutely horrendous date with a girl who a mutual friend decided to match me up with.

She showed me her picture, and she was a looker to be fair. Told me she had recently broke up with her boyfriend and it'd be great if I could bring her out.

I decided to go for pre-theatre dinner in Chapter One followed by a performance in the Gaiety.

She turned up dressed like she was heading to watch a darts game. Complained that she didn't "like any o dah' weird stuff" in Chapter One, and asked me to leave during the play's intermission as she said she hadn't a clue what was going on in the play (it was a really great one man show).

Ended up going to Dicey's where she started drinking pints of cider.

I quickly made my excuses and exited stage left.

Aint Eazy Being Cheezy · 30-04-2014 10:39PM

Aongus Von Bismarck wrote: »

Back when I lived in Ireland I had an absolutely horrendous date with a girl who a mutual friend decided to match me up with.

She showed me her picture, and she was a looker to be fair. Told me she had recently broke up with her boyfriend and it'd be great if I could bring her out.

I decided to go for pre-theatre dinner in Chapter One followed by a performance in the Gaiety.

She turned up dressed like she was heading to watch a darts game. Complained that she didn't "like any o dah' weird stuff" in Chapter One, and asked me to leave during the play's intermission as she said she hadn't a clue what was going on in the play (it was a really great one man show).

Ended up going to Dicey's where she started drinking pints of cider.

I quickly made my excuses and exited stage left.

Absolutely spiffing, old chap. Lucky escape, one might say.

30-04-2014 10:46PM

LizzieJones wrote: »

I'm still waiting for 'The Rapture".

No probs.

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