Does your wife/girlfriend watch porn?

orangesoda · 29-04-2014 08:55PM

I wonder do any ladies here squirt at all?

kinkygirl · 29-04-2014 08:56PM

Hubby and I watch lots of porn, he has his favourites and I have mine. I actually watched some good'uns today.
I don't like the professional porn stars, too interested in looking at the camera, instead of the job in hand...so to speak.

ElleEm · 29-04-2014 08:59PM

orangesoda wrote: »

I wonder do any ladies here squirt at all?

Aaaaaaaand you have just gone too far!

orangesoda · 29-04-2014 09:05PM

ElleEm wrote: »

Aaaaaaaand you have just gone too far!

It is just a normal sexual reaction for some ladies, nothing wrong in asking

jellyboy · 29-04-2014 09:05PM

orangesoda wrote: »

I wonder do any ladies here squirt at all?

How do you think they wee?

edit..had to google that
get off the internet ya dirty fecker and keep your hand out of your pants when looking at the screen

Tilly · 29-04-2014 09:05PM

orangesoda wrote: »

I wonder do any ladies here squirt at all?

I squirted ketchup all over my new top earlier. It's gonna be a bitch to get out

Muise... · 29-04-2014 09:07PM

orangesoda wrote: »

It is just a normal sexual reaction for some ladies, nothing wrong in asking

bit OT, if not OTT, don't you think?

orangesoda · 29-04-2014 09:07PM

Tilly wrote: »

I squirted ketchup all over my new top earlier. It's gonna be a bitch to get out

ah now, what were you doing with that ketchup bottle?

Spring Onion · 29-04-2014 09:08PM

kinkygirl wrote: »

Hubby and I watch lots of porn, he has his favourites and I have mine. I actually watched some good'uns today.

Do you watch it during the day?

Muise... · 29-04-2014 09:09PM

orangesoda wrote: »

ah now, what were you doing with that ketchup bottle?

this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFqiSYHPC1Y

Tilly · 29-04-2014 09:10PM

orangesoda wrote: »

ah now, what were you doing with that ketchup bottle?

Squirting it obviously! What else would I be doing you silly billy. But you know when the top goes hard and you give it that tighter squeeze? That's what happened. Do you think vanish will get it out? Seeing as you're the expert...

GalwayGuy2 · 29-04-2014 09:10PM

bit OT, if not OTT, don't you think?

What does OT stand for?

Isn't Hentai a bit of a legal grey area?

The Backwards Man · 29-04-2014 09:10PM

Muise... wrote: »

bit OT, if not OTT, don't you think?

Now this is OT and OTT!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdZVWeA7a-Q

Wee bit erotic though I must say.

Muise... · 29-04-2014 09:12PM

The Backwards Man wrote: »

Now this is OT and OTT!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdZVWeA7a-Q

Wee bit erotic though I must say.

Oh Backwards Man, I'd watch porn with you any day!!

orangesoda · 29-04-2014 09:13PM

Muise... wrote: »

bit OT, if not OTT, don't you think?

i wouldn't say so, given that it is a normal sexual climax for some ladies, maybe even some ladies here

The Backwards Man · 29-04-2014 09:14PM

Muise... wrote: »

Oh Backwards Man, I'd watch porn with you any day!!

You really really wouldn't. I have the attention span of a gnat, I'd be checking diesel prices in the middle of it.:pac:

orangesoda · 29-04-2014 09:15PM

Tilly wrote: »

Squirting it obviously! What else would I be doing you silly billy. But you know when the top goes hard and you give it that tighter squeeze? That's what happened. Do you think vanish will get it out? Seeing as you're the expert...

i'm a great man for red sauce, i like it with coleslaw so i do

jellyboy · 29-04-2014 09:31PM

The Backwards Man wrote: »

You really really wouldn't. I have the attention span of a gnat, I'd be checking diesel prices in the middle of it.:pac:

gets popcorn …

watching backwards man reversing from a night of porn watching with boards chick …

while justifying it:D

Muise... · 29-04-2014 09:41PM

orangesoda wrote: »

i wouldn't say so, given that it is a normal sexual climax for some ladies, maybe even some ladies here

It has nothing to do with this thread though. You're on the internet, man - I'm sure the answer is available elsewhere, so pull yourself, eh, together.

orangesoda · 29-04-2014 09:43PM

Muise... wrote: »

It has nothing to do with this thread though. You're on the internet, man - I'm sure the answer is available elsewhere, so pull yourself, eh, together.

it has a lot to do with the thread, in most cases people watch porn to pull the flute off themselves or fiddle with the snatch, sometimes fiddling with the snatch leads to squirting. I was wondering if any ladies on boards.ie squirt

The Backwards Man · 29-04-2014 09:46PM

orangesoda wrote: »

it has a lot to do with the thread, in most cases people watch porn to pull the flute off themselves or fiddle with the snatch, sometimes fiddling with the snatch leads to squirting. I was wondering if any ladies on boards.ie squirt

You're such a charmer!

Muise... · 29-04-2014 09:47PM

orangesoda wrote: »

it has a lot to do with the thread, in most cases people watch porn to pull the flute off themselves or fiddle with the snatch, sometimes fiddling with the snatch leads to squirting. I was wondering if any ladies on boards.ie squirt

That's funny, because in some cases pulling the flute off themselves causes men to make funny faces. I was wondering if any gentlemen on boards.ie make funny faces, so I think I'll start a new thread in the perv forum.

Tilly · 29-04-2014 09:50PM

orangesoda wrote: »

it has a lot to do with the thread, in most cases people watch porn to pull the flute off themselves or fiddle with the snatch, sometimes fiddling with the snatch leads to squirting. I was wondering if any ladies on boards.ie squirt

And how would it be any of your business? I didn't see any of the girls ask if you cum like a volcano!

orangesoda · 29-04-2014 09:50PM

Muise... wrote: »

That's funny, because in some cases pulling the flute off themselves causes men make funny faces. I was wondering if any gentlemen on boards.ie make funny faces, so I think I'll start a new thread in the perv forum.

well since you are asking, yes and my face turns a dark red colour

Tilly · 29-04-2014 09:51PM

orangesoda wrote: »

well since you are asking, yes and my face turns a dark red colour

*shudder*

maguic24 · 29-04-2014 09:51PM

orangesoda wrote: »

it has a lot to do with the thread, in most cases people watch porn to pull the flute off themselves or fiddle with the snatch, sometimes fiddling with the snatch leads to squirting. I was wondering if any ladies on boards.ie squirt

Quit while you're ahead dude. You sound like a pick up artist.

#TeamOTT

Sorry Orangesoda.

orangesoda · 29-04-2014 09:51PM

Tilly wrote: »

And how would it be any of your business? I didn't see any of the girls ask if you cum like a volcano!

well saying that first time would have shortened the debate so it would have

orangesoda · 29-04-2014 09:53PM

maguic24 wrote: »

Quit while you're ahead dude. You sound like a pick up artist.

#TeamOTT

Sorry Orangesoda.

#HashTagsMakeMeVomit

John Cherry · 29-04-2014 09:54PM

She does. She loves the amateur stuff the most and loves anything with Sasha Grey in it.

maguic24 · 29-04-2014 10:00PM

orangesoda wrote: »

#HashTagsMakeMeVomit

Well, I'm not going to get into a big bitchy fight with you over women squirting because I do like you as a poster (the majority of the time :P).

:P

I suppose personally, I would find that question intrusive and not something I would like to talk about. Others may be different.

Does your wife/girlfriend watch porn?

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