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Short Man Syndrome.

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    #92
    Pumpkinseeds
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,635 ✭✭✭Pumpkinseeds


    whupdedo wrote: »
    Hahahahahahahah thats the best post iv ever read, jesus what a put down "your spelunkingly cavernous quim" **** me thats brilliant :D
    A put down:confused: I thought he was just intimidated by vaginas:D


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    #93
    Muise...
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,512 ✭✭✭Muise...


    Pumpkinseeds wrote: »
    A put down:confused: I thought he was just intimidated by vaginas:D

    Terrified, I am. Haven't looked down for years.


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    #94
    whupdedo
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,513 ✭✭✭whupdedo


    Pumpkinseeds wrote: »
    Nope, just a knack for winding up some people who have a small penis or are in a relationship with a small penis. Basically angry people, who are probably angry as a result of penis issues:p

    Thats a lot of penis right their, can you actually be in a relationship with a small penis ? or just someone with a small penis? I'd say your mad for penis :D how many times can you put penis in a post :eek:


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    #95
    Pumpkinseeds
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,635 ✭✭✭Pumpkinseeds


    whupdedo wrote: »
    Thats a lot of penis right their, can you actually be in a relationship with a small penis ? or just someone with a small penis? I'd say your mad for penis :D how many times can you put penis in a post :eek:
    I seem to be really riling the dicks today


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    #96
    lufties
    Registered Users Posts: 3,507 ✭✭✭lufties


    Pumpkinseeds wrote: »
    I seem to be really riling the dicks today

    One thing most men cannot get enough of is a vagina amongst other things of course, in fact you might be suprised to hear that its on our mind much of the day, so congrats for owning one;)......you go girl!


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    #97
    Pumpkinseeds
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,635 ✭✭✭Pumpkinseeds


    lufties wrote: »
    One thing most men cannot get enough of is a vagina amongst other things of course, in fact you might be suprised to hear that its on our mind much of the day, so congrats for owning one;)

    That's just the way I was born;)


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    #98
    boobar
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    on the river wrote: »
    the small man has to fight for his attention to make up for his physical appearence.

    The small man is agressive and wise they become great leaders and good fathers.

    examples include Eamonn Gilmore , Michael D Higgins ,Usher and Simon cowell.

    Tyrian Lanister...he's another one.


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    #99
    Robson Lobson
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 75 ✭✭Robson Lobson


    Pumpkinseeds wrote: »
    Hey, I'm just being honest. There aren't many women who'd want to date a short guy with a bad personality and a tiny penis. I certainly didn't. My being a bitch is irrelevant to the size of his penis.

    You have penis issues.


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    #100
    anncoates
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    Some geebag issues in here too, it would appear.


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    #101
    Renegade Mechanic
    Registered Users Posts: 7,934 ✭✭✭Renegade Mechanic


    Well theres a massive abundance of arseholes up here too so I dont think the problem is one sided!


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    #102
    suicide_circus
    Registered Users Posts: 19,802 ✭✭✭✭suicide_circus


    Would you prefer a penis on each elbow or 4 smaller penises on each knee?


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    #103
    Galwayguy35
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    A tall good looking man will have more success with women, but not every tall man is handsome so that gives the rest of us a chance :)


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    #104
    Pumpkinseeds
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    Robson Lobson wrote: »
    You have penis issues.
    Nope, I don't:) People have latched on to the small penis part of my original post and glossed over the fact that the guy was an arsehole. Those people are the ones with penis issues.


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    #105
    Tilly
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    Pumpkinseeds wrote: »
    Nope, I don't:) People have latched on to the small penis part of my original post and glossed over the fact that the guy was an arsehole. Those people are the ones with penis issues.
    You brought up his penis. The first post was about short guys being arseholes. You didn't need to stoop so low and bring his manhood into the thread. That made you sound petty and bitter.


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    #106
    johnnykilo
    Registered Users Posts: 1,162 ✭✭✭johnnykilo


    Not this ****e again. As a self-confessed short arse 5,7', in my experience it seems that tall people are just waiting for any excuse to apply the Small Man Syndrome tag whenever they encounter someone who's small but also happens to be an dickhead.

    I've seen on plenty of occasions, tall people saying terrible stuff about short people (see some of the comments on this thread for example) presumably trying to make them feel better about themselves because they generally have a head like a bucket of arseholes :p and if there's any reaction they start calling it Small Man Syndrome not just someone standing up for themselves or giving as good as they got :D


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    #107
    Pumpkinseeds
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    Tilly wrote: »
    You brought up his penis. The first post was about short guys being arseholes. You didn't need to stoop so low and bring his manhood into the thread. That made you sound petty and bitter.

    I didn't say all short guys are arseholes. As I said earlier, small penis jokes are part and parcel of any sms discussion, just as small men with big bonnet sports cars. The size of the guys penis was relevant to my post. Jesus, lighten up already. I seem to have touched a nerve with people who either have tiny dicks or are only getting shagged by someone with a tiny dick. FFS, it's after hours not personal issues.

    I think you're the one being petty and bitter.


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    #108
    shopaholic01
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    Most men have an average sized penis. An average penis on a shorter man looks far more impressive than an average penis on a taller man.


    I genuinely haven't noticed SMS, it's like saying all tall men are cocky (no pun intended!).


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    #109
    hatrickpatrick
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    Legs.Eleven wrote: »
    Puffy nipples? I'm intrigued....

    Bit of pubertal gyno which didn't recede like it does for most guys. Many lads get some nipple gland growth during puberty which subsequently recedes, some of us are unlucky and it never does - I'm not embarrassed talking about it now though as I'm about to start some hormone treatment to get the feck rid of it :)

    This isn't me, but along these general lines:
    http://lagynecomastia.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/type1-gynecomastia-image.jpg

    :o

    I find it absolutely astounding how much something like this can hammer a lads' confidence. It seems like such a small thing, but I guess when you were known as "tits mcgee" for much of your teenage years, it's going to rub off on you a bit :D

    Funny thing is, in every other way people would say I'm lucky, I'm 6"2, getting pretty muscular, about to start cutting fat, but sadly this one little thing makes me feel like a hideous freak, particularly in scenarios in which everyone else is shirtless and I'm like "Eh... Nah I get cold easy!"


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    #110
    Ann Landers
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    Candie wrote: »
    I suppose being small isn't particularly masculine looking or attractive to most women, and that's what puts them in a bad mood. Small men also seem to have high pitched squeaky voices, which doesn't help with the image. Then you have to wonder if *everything* is in proportion. There's a reason women favour tall men.:) All generally speaking, of course. Some can compensate with decent personalities though.

    This is such a load of twaddle.


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    #111
    Soft Falling Rain
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    Sounds like you just heard a couple of things you didn't want to hear and you dismissed this as the guy having issues with his height. Maybe he's just a prick?

    And I'm curious OP, are you generally more willing to accept abuse if it comes from a tall person? Or do you rightly just label that individual person a prick instead of trying to generalise about some retarded idea of a syndrome?


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    #112
    whisky_galore
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    If there were comments of the same ilk made about women, there would be banhammer bopping and thread closures, but sure it's only fellas so tis grand.


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    #113
    Tilly
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    whisky_galore wrote: »
    If there were comments of the same ilk made about women, there would be banhammer bopping and thread closures, but sure it's only fellas so tis grand.

    You must have missed the comment about some chicks gaping hole?!


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    #114
    CosmicSmash
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    on the river wrote: »
    the small man has to fight for his attention to make up for his physical appearence.

    The small man is agressive and wise they become great leaders and good fathers.

    examples include Eamonn Gilmore , Michael D Higgins ,Usher and Simon cowell.

    When exactly was he a great leader? It's well kown that Enda keeps Eamonns balls in a jar of vinegar under his bed, the price you pay when you dance with the devil.


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    #115
    Doublelime
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 165 ✭✭Doublelime


    Monkeykube wrote: »
    When exactly was he a great leader? It's well kown that Enda keeps Eamonns balls in a jar of vinegar under his bed, the price you pay when you dance with the devil.

    He's messing you dumbass who in the world would think Kenny and gilmore are great leaders.


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    #116
    Czarcasm
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    lufties wrote: »
    I wear a fashionable flatcap to take the attention from my shortarseness :)


    There's nothing fashionable about a flatcap, just ask Michael Healy Rae! :pac:


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    #117
    CosmicSmash
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    Doublelime wrote: »
    who in the world would think Kenny and gilmore are great leaders.

    Some of the gob****es that voted them in:)


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    #118
    [Deleted User]
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    Muise... wrote: »
    It is possible he's on another forum talking about your spelunkingly cavernous quim. Doubt it though.

    Muise, you've outdone yourself. I have never been so impressed by an insult in my whole life. Respect. :)
    Ann Landers wrote: »
    This is such a load of twaddle.

    Obviously the post lacked the requisite number of smilies for you to realise it was tongue in cheek, so here's some to make up. :):D:);)


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    #119
    Renegade Mechanic
    Registered Users Posts: 7,934 ✭✭✭Renegade Mechanic


    Of course external beauty is only skin deep but lets cut the crap and see who here has x-ray vision?
    Anyone who is unfortunate in the appearance department has got a bloody hill to climb. Plain and simple.


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    #120
    RandomName2
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    Davarus Walrus wrote: »
    I'm just back from a meeting that was chaired by a little, fat arsehole of a man. The type that is nearly taller sitting down than he is standing up. It got me thinking that over the years I've encountered plenty of short men who were complete arseholes. Much more so than tall men (which I'd count myself as being).

    This has become known as Napoleon Complex over the years. Does being closer to the ground do something to the personality of small men? Is it over-compensation? Is it jealousy because tall people tend to get paid more?

    Ah, the Napoleon complex: characterised by being easily irascible, complaining about others, particularly those in authority and generally considering others to be "arseholes" due to a deep rooted bias?

    wait...


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    #121
    Daveysil15
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    Tall people get paid more? :confused:

    Anyway a person's height has no bearing on their level of arseholishness. There are just as many tall arseholes as there are short arseholes.


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