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Farming Chit Chat sallies Fourth

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  • #3752
    Charliebull
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,476 ✭✭✭Charliebull


    moy83 wrote: »
    Would it be better to ask her to make a meal for the two of ye ? Just to make sure she is worth bringing forward in a relationship ? :D

    Good thinking moy, maybe bring a bag of ironing as well,


  • #3753
    frazzledhome
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,278 ✭✭✭frazzledhome


    moy83 wrote: »
    Do protestants eat meat on good friday ? I had a breakfast roll and beef stew yesterday ! And thursday night in the pub spilled into 2:30 friday morning .

    1 sausage roll
    Big Mac meal
    6 pints of Guinness at Leinster match, will I go to hell?


  • #3754
    Charliebull
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,476 ✭✭✭Charliebull


    frazzledhome wrote: »
    1 sausage roll
    Big Mac meal
    6 pints of Guinness at Leinster match, will I go to hell?

    Your ok once you didn't have a bit of nookie as well


  • #3755
    J.O. Farmer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,578 ✭✭✭J.O. Farmer


    moy83 wrote: »
    Would it be better to ask her to make a meal for the two of ye ? Just to make sure she is worth bringing forward in a relationship ? :D

    He'd want to be sure that the office wasn't full of women in case they found it sexist or something. He might not get out alive.


  • #3756
    Reggie.
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,618 ✭✭✭✭Reggie.


    moy83 wrote: »
    I reckon if eating meat and and drinking porter is all god has on me I should still clear st. Peters gate .
    What does the army tell ye with regards to religion if you have to kill a person at work ?

    The other lad was looking for it :D


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  • #3757
    Reggie.
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,618 ✭✭✭✭Reggie.


    moy83 wrote: »
    Would it be better to ask her to make a meal for the two of ye ? Just to make sure she is worth bringing forward in a relationship ? :D

    An interview ya mean :D


  • #3758
    Reggie.
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,618 ✭✭✭✭Reggie.


    frazzledhome wrote: »
    1 sausage roll
    Big Mac meal
    6 pints of Guinness at Leinster match, will I go to hell?

    I think your borderline there joey


  • #3759
    moy83
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,701 ✭✭✭moy83


    frazzledhome wrote: »
    1 sausage roll
    Big Mac meal
    6 pints of Guinness at Leinster match, will I go to hell?

    Only yer ring the following morning will be in hell !


  • #3760
    td5man
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,082 ✭✭✭td5man


    Charliebull wrote: »
    Good thinking moy, maybe bring a bag of ironing as well,

    If she hits you with the iron youre definitely compatible.


  • #3761
    whelan2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,714 ✭✭✭✭whelan2


    Charliebull wrote: »
    Good thinking moy, maybe bring a bag of ironing as well,

    Maybe bring your mother along too to see if she approves


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  • #3762
    td5man
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,082 ✭✭✭td5man


    And dont forget to look for the track of the wellington on her leg.


  • #3763
    simx
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,556 ✭✭✭simx


    dzer2 wrote: »
    Ok lads and lassies need some advice we are promoting a business in rural areas and are exhibiting in marts and the like. Just wondering which marts would be good ones to start from we need a medium display area preferably covered

    Any advice greatly appreciated

    D

    I presume you have tried Kk already, after that it'll be hard get covered areas I reckon, sure marts anyway reasonably near would be Kk, Cw, Tullow, Mountrath, new Ross, carnew, Carrick on suir, roscrea, how big a stand would it be? Or are you displaying anything big?


  • #3764
    Reggie.
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,618 ✭✭✭✭Reggie.


    whelan2 wrote: »
    Maybe bring your mother along too to see if she approves

    Ah this is getting out of hand :D


  • #3765
    C0N0R
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,959 ✭✭✭C0N0R


    Charliebull wrote: »
    Your ok once you didn't have a bit of nookie as well

    Become a Protestant nearly sure the last time I was at church they allowed that on Good Friday! :cool:


  • #3766
    C0N0R
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,959 ✭✭✭C0N0R


    Charliebull wrote: »
    Go to the wedding on yer own, by the time you arrive all the single women will be drunk, twill be like shooting fish in a barrel,

    On a serious note, ask that girl out for a meal where it's just the two of ye

    This is fantastic advice on both accounts, especially if she is shy. Of she knows nobody it could be awkward enough.


  • #3767
    moy83
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,701 ✭✭✭moy83


    .Kovu. wrote: »
    Same as! Made a heap of it the other day as I have it most days. Going all traditional now and am off for a few hours with 2 boiled eggs in my pocket. :cool:
    Looking at the cows this morning, one fecker has atrocious sore feet in the shed, on the mats and all. Think I'll let her out later, don't want her going down on me, she's overdue a few days now.
    Any woman that is makin her own pate is worth having around the house ! if the wife ever gets rid of me I might make you a proposal , bring them two heifers from the picture thread , your good mouser cat and the pate !


  • #3768
    Reggie.
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,618 ✭✭✭✭Reggie.


    moy83 wrote: »
    Any woman that is makin her own pate is worth having around the house ! if the wife ever gets rid of me I might make you a proposal , bring them two heifers from the picture thread , your good mouser cat and the pate !

    You don't ask for much do ya :p


  • #3769
    moy83
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,701 ✭✭✭moy83


    Reggie. wrote: »
    You don't ask for much do ya ; p

    If you dont ask you don't get :D


  • #3770
    Reggie.
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,618 ✭✭✭✭Reggie.


    moy83 wrote: »
    If you dont ask you don't get :D

    Chancer...... i pity that woman of yours :D


  • #3771
    moy83
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,701 ✭✭✭moy83


    Reggie. wrote: »
    Cancer...... i pity that woman of yours :D

    I hope you meant to type chancer ! I deffo dont want the other .

    I'm lucky with the wife , she would do anything for me .


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  • #3772
    frazzledhome
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,278 ✭✭✭frazzledhome


    Charliebull wrote: »
    Your ok once you didn't have a bit of nookie as well

    Well I'm phucked so👙👙


  • #3773
    Reggie.
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,618 ✭✭✭✭Reggie.


    frazzledhome wrote: »
    Well I'm phucked so👙👙

    Say three hail Marys and you ll be grand


  • #3774
    Reggie.
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,618 ✭✭✭✭Reggie.


    moy83 wrote: »
    I hope you meant to type chancer ! I deffo dont want the other .

    I'm lucky with the wife , she would do anything for me .
    Thought I edited quick enough :rolleyes:


  • #3775
    moy83
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,701 ✭✭✭moy83


    Reggie. wrote: »
    Thought I edited quick enough :rolleyes:

    Hope you're quicker on the trigger :P


  • #3776
    A cow called Daisy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,301 ✭✭✭A cow called Daisy


    moy83 wrote: »
    I hope you meant to type chancer ! I deffo dont want the other .

    I'm lucky with the wife , she would do anything for me .
    moy83 wrote: »
    I might turn protestant just for the meat :D
    Yer man that said any day he gets meat is a good day is right , I'm just tucking into toast and pate here to get the day started . Nom nom !

    She would do anything for you????? Would she become a protestant!!!!!!???


  • #3777
    moy83
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,701 ✭✭✭moy83


    A cow called Daisy wrote: »
    She would do anything for you????? Would she become a protestant!!!!!!???

    No bother I'd say . Her mother was a Protestant so she is halfway there anyhow !


  • #3778
    dzer2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,972 ✭✭✭dzer2


    simx wrote: »
    I presume you have tried Kk already, after that it'll be hard get covered areas I reckon, sure marts anyway reasonably near would be Kk, Cw, Tullow, Mountrath, new Ross, carnew, Carrick on suir, roscrea, how big a stand would it be? Or are you displaying anything big?

    Yeah KK CW and Tullow covered already, you might have saw it Wed or thur and 6ft table and a few pull out stands


  • #3779
    moy83
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,701 ✭✭✭moy83


    dzer2 wrote: »
    Yeah KK CW and Tullow covered already, you might have saw it Wed or thur and 6ft table and a few pull out stands

    What are you selling dzer ?


  • #3780
    simx
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,556 ✭✭✭simx


    dzer2 wrote: »
    Yeah KK CW and Tullow covered already, you might have saw it Wed or thur and 6ft table and a few pull out stands

    was in there thursday but wasnt down where the trade stands do be, i presume ya were down near the restaurant? will ya be there weekly?


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  • #3781
    Reggie.
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,618 ✭✭✭✭Reggie.


    moy83 wrote: »
    Hope you're quicker on the trigger :P

    Ya just have to pull it the once


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