Goons in barber shops

Eircom_Sucks · 18-04-2014 06:37PM #1

Was waiting to get my 3 year olds hair cut today , but it was full off ponces , dudes with vanilla ice haircuts and others with all round number 0 then just a quiff on 1 side , i mean wtf is all that about , these were friends

But it takes fecking ages to do these aswell

frag420 · 18-04-2014 06:39PM

Are you bald op?

darkpagandeath · 18-04-2014 06:40PM

Thought the Hitler youth haircut was the fashion now ?

GenieOz · 18-04-2014 06:41PM

Balding men everywhere are rejoicing at the fact the combover is finally in fashion.

Honestly laugh at people intentionally giving themself that look, all influenced from geordie shore of all things, gobshítes.

SamAK · 18-04-2014 06:42PM

Live and let live, ye miserable gits!

kneemos · 18-04-2014 06:42PM

I blame One Direction.

Whatever it is I blame One Direction.

FTA69 · 18-04-2014 06:42PM

Twats. It serves you right for going to a barbers that caters for these characters. I used to go to one in Barrack Street in Cork and I swear to God I never saw him use a scissors in three years as everyone in there was getting a buzz cut.

Eircom_Sucks · 18-04-2014 06:45PM

Im not bald , but whats that got to do with the price of chips ?

Bieber benders , skinny jeans and slip on slipper type shoes , no socks , jeans to short lol

jane82 · 18-04-2014 06:49PM

I shave it then grow for 6 months then shave again. From Ross Kemp to Harry Styles then back again. Cost me 20 quid for an electric shaver years ago.
How much is a haircut these days?

stimpson · 18-04-2014 06:49PM

Eircom_Sucks wrote: »

Was waiting to get my 3 year olds hair cut today , but it was full off ponces , dudes with vanilla ice haircuts and others with all round number 0 then just a quiff on 1 side , i mean wtf is all that about , these were friends

But it takes fecking ages to do these aswell

I saw a grown man out with his kids today sporting a Vanilla Ice. I felt embarrassed for them.

shopaholic01 · 18-04-2014 06:49PM

Eircom_Sucks wrote: »

skinny jeans and slip on slipper type shoes , no socks , jeans to short lol

Miami Vice part 2.

My name is URL · 18-04-2014 06:49PM

My barber would have a stroke if I asked him to give me a scissor cut

anncoates · 18-04-2014 06:51PM

Apparently all these young people use outré hairstyles and clothes to project an individual persona to wider society and alienate older citizens and other authority figures.

Can anybody confirm this?

stimpson · 18-04-2014 06:51PM

anncoates wrote: »

Apparently all these young people use outré hairstyles and clothes to project an individual persona to wider society and alienate older citizens and figures.

Can anybody confirm this?

I can confirm that it's fcuking working.

Frosty McSnowballs · 18-04-2014 06:52PM

1.5 blade around the side and back, square the fcuk out of it, raise the locks, trim on top. None of this fancy schmancy lark!

That's how Fancy Pants rolls.

Arthur Beesley · 18-04-2014 06:53PM

anncoates wrote: »

Apparently all these young people use outré hairstyles and clothes to project an individual persona to wider society and alienate older citizens and figures.

Can anybody confirm this?

Sounds like bloody hipsters.

kneemos · 18-04-2014 06:55PM

Senor Fancy Pants wrote: »

1.5 blade around the side and back, square the fcuk out of it, raise the locks, trim on top. None of this fancy schmancy lark!

That's how Fancy Pants rolls.

And that's just his dick.

connected1 · 18-04-2014 06:55PM

There used to be a Barber in my town called Jemmie when you sat in the chair he would ask "which do ya want, square or modern?"

Karl Stein · 18-04-2014 06:55PM

What ever next? They'll be drinking soda from the bottle and spending all their money on jukeboxes and shiny belt buckles.

Society is on the verge of collapse.

Arthur Beesley · 18-04-2014 06:57PM

connected1 wrote: »

There used to be a Barber in my town called Jemmie when you sat in the chair he would ask "which do ya want, square or modern?"

Was there any difference?

connected1 · 18-04-2014 06:58PM

Not to the untrained eye

Frosty McSnowballs · 18-04-2014 06:58PM

kneemos wrote: »

And that's just his dick.

I see we've met!

bonzodog2 · 18-04-2014 06:59PM

Were they Hired Goons OP?

Stavros Murphy · 18-04-2014 07:02PM

bonzodog2 wrote: »

Were they Hired Goons OP?

naah, hairy goons.

jane82 · 18-04-2014 07:04PM

bonzodog2 wrote: »

Were they Hired Goons OP?

They had one lock hired and one lock lowered by the sound of things.

I havnt noticed any offensive haircuts in honesty. Dont they all just have a trucker cap on sideways with a lip or ear piercing.

Im noticeing a few extras from "This is England" about lately. I just thought there was a Danny Boyle convention or something.

minidazzler · 18-04-2014 07:17PM

I sit in the chair, he says "same as?" I say yes... If I ever had to change barbers I wouldn't know how to explain how he should cut my hair.

harry Bailey esq · 18-04-2014 07:19PM

Senor Fancy Pants wrote: »

1.5 blade around the side and back, square the fcuk out of it, raise the locks, trim on top. None of this fancy schmancy lark!

That's how Fancy Pants rolls.

'Now that's a haircut you could set your watch by' abe Simpson. im the same,short back and sides all the way,if you want to shell out for something fancy its much better spent on pants.

aidoh · 18-04-2014 07:20PM

Who cares if you find a particular fashion distasteful OP?
Why not simply mind your own fecking business?

darkpagandeath · 18-04-2014 07:22PM

Cut those sideburns

CarrickMcJoe · 18-04-2014 07:23PM

FTA69 wrote: »

Twats. It serves you right for going to a barbers that caters for these characters. I used to go to one in Barrack Street in Cork and I swear to God I never saw him use a scissors in three years as everyone in there was getting a buzz cut.

Maybe it was the Barracks you were in and need to go to specsavers

Vito Corleone · 18-04-2014 07:25PM

When I get a haircut I go in and ask for "a trim". Anyone who goes into further detail than that or a number is a cacafuego!

Goons in barber shops

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