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Can't take TV shows seriously any more because characters are too good-looking!

  • 16-04-2014 03:50PM
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    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,141 ✭✭✭Eggy Baby!


    Not that I'm complaining about cute actresses playing roles, it's just that when every single goddamn character is good-looking or photogenic in TV show it disconnects me from the story and drama. I honestly can't take a script seriously if it's acted out by models.

    My sister watches Home and Away and I honestly don't know how she does, because everybody in that soap is like a perfectly groomed model with perfect bodies and perfect teeth and perfect fashion sense. It really is unnerving. It's impossible to take the script seriously (but then again, the script is ****e so whatever).

    I mean, are TV execs that short-sighted that they believe that a sexy model chick can pass off as a socially awkward nerd girl (I've seen this a few times in soaps especially)?

    Walking Dead is another one. Most of the characters (mainly minor characters) look like male or female models they just recruited. Despite this, Walking Dead did fairly well in my books because it actually made an effort to make the protagonists dirty and ragged, unlike most other stuff, like the Pacific, which is set in a war but everybody has great teeth and bright, alert eyes despite their apparent "sleep deprivation". Falling Skies is another such show. Every man is a hunk and every woman is a ride in post-apocalyptic USA.

    I like Game of Thrones so much because a lot of the actors and actresses genuinely look like people plucked off the street. It allows you to concentrate on the drama rather than thinking "did this person get their job because they were photogenic instead of their acting ability?"

    But this trend is really beginning to annoy me an keep me detached from TV shows. I'm not saying its a recent trend but most TV shows these days seem to have this problem so I say they should hire more ugly people and I'll be happy!

    Anyone else notice this?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 740 ✭✭✭Alf. A. Male


    On an only tangentially related note, I've always wondered how they cast for obviously unsavoury roles. Do agents ring their clients and say "We have a role for a fatty with a face only a mother could love. I immediately thought of you"? Work is work and all, but that must be awkward.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 676 ✭✭✭turnikett1


    I agree. One reason why I loved The Wire so much was because there wasn't any "hot" people in it. Just normal guys and gals. Although Rhonda was pretty hot.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 673 ✭✭✭pundy


    American Horror Story is quite the equal opportunities employer with it's cast i think....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,286 ✭✭✭SouthTippBass


    We want TV ugly, not ugly ugly!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,459 ✭✭✭LizzieJones


    I grew up watching a lot of tv in the 70s and what I loved about the shows back then was you had all sorts of different looking people. Now they all look cookie cutter which is probably why I rarely watch tv.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,038 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    Hitler would have enjoyed Home and Away


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,656 ✭✭✭C14N


    Yeah I can kind of agree. If you want some ugly looking soap opera stars though just watch some Coronation Street or Fair City. The Walking Dead does make people look a bit dirty but it's usually stylishly so and I remember reading an article by a woman who was distracted by how perfect the women's hair was despite being in a hygiene-free environment for months.

    Exhibit A

    Exhibit B

    Breaking Bad kind of had this problem a bit too. Somehow meth turned everyone into a hideous Halloween monster except Jessie, who was a handsome chap through all of it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 488 ✭✭smoking_kills


    Hitler would have enjoyed Home and Away

    Or Brooklyn nein nein :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 740 ✭✭✭Alf. A. Male


    Hitler would have enjoyed Home and Away

    No he wouldn't, he lost badly in France and Russia.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,563 ✭✭✭Adamantium


    The Wire and BSG were very good in casting people you'd believe would inhabit those roles for real. They felt fully formed from day one.

    BSG had two middle aged people as leaders as opposed to two hottest things on the town. They were authorative and experienced
    .
    Still attractive people though

    spoiler photo for BSG

    Most characters were average enough looking.

    http://i498.photobucket.com/albums/rr350/lily_winterwood/Icons/becausebillisnt.jpg

    Game of Thrones is by far the bravest though, was sort of shocking in how brutal and nihilistic it can be. Like my brother turned to me after a while and said "Makes you glad , we don't live in the dark ages". It's very matter of fact.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,360 ✭✭✭Boskowski


    I agree. Not watching many of the fringe TV series but every time I zap into something like a hospital or legal or even some crime stuff series they all look perfect.
    I'm looking at a stunner max 25 years of age perfectly groomed and styled and she does this hardnosed court room bataillant putting every one in their place with her great wisdom on how to play all sorts of characters and I'm thinking 'how convincing...'
    Right off I know this is provably a cr@p program and I'm gone.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,779 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    Hitler would have enjoyed Home and Away

    He was more a neighbours fan. The neighbours being Austria, Czechoslovakia, Poland...

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 98 ✭✭Skeleton XIII


    An all good looking cast sets off the alarm bells for me. It automatically tells me the show or movie is probably rubbish and needs impossibly good looking actors (and I use the term actors loosely) to make up for the lack of a decent plot.

    Properly good looking people who also happen to be intelligent/strong/talented in some way or charismatic do exist, but they are a tiny, tiny minority in real life. This is not reflected in tv/film for the most part.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 777 ✭✭✭boogle


    Supernatural is guilty of this too. Ridiculously good-looking male leads whose character's lives seemingly consist of long periods where they are driving around America on their asses while eating burgers and drinking beers interspersed with brief intervals of demon ass-kicking.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,772 ✭✭✭byronbay2


    On an only tangentially related note, I've always wondered how they cast for obviously unsavoury roles. Do agents ring their clients and say "We have a role for a fatty with a face only a mother could love. I immediately thought of you"? Work is work and all, but that must be awkward.

    Check out Charlize Theron in "Monster" - how on earth did they even think to offer her that role!!

    From this:
    https://www.google.ie/search?q=charlize+theron&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=Vp5OU-qqHoaS7QbSjIGgDA&ved=0CAYQ_AUoAQ&biw=1366&bih=681

    To this:
    https://www.google.ie/search?biw=1366&bih=681&tbm=isch&q=charlize+theron+monster&revid=2116251663


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,141 ✭✭✭Eggy Baby!


    boogle wrote: »
    Supernatural is guilty of this too. Ridiculously good-looking male leads whose character's lives seemingly consist of long periods where they are driving around America on their asses while eating burgers and drinking beers interspersed with brief intervals of demon ass-kicking.

    True Blood is another


  • Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,257 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    I watched The Book Thief last night. Supposedly malnourished and impoverished lower class folk suffering during the 2nd world war with perfect complexions and flawlessly styled hair.

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10 Coggles


    The Vampire Diaries (yes, I know it isn't exactly ground-breaking) is the worst offender for this, definitely. I actually cannot think of one average looking person in the show!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,335 ✭✭✭wendell borton


    He was more a neighbours fan. The neighbours being Austria, Czechoslovakia, Poland...

    Didn't the Nazis have a premise for show that was similar to baywatch.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Didn't the Nazis have a premise for show that was similar to baywatch.

    Leni Riefenstahl was the Michael Bay of her day alright.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,436 ✭✭✭c_man


    Housemate watches Revolution. Seems the women in the show's universe stocked up on makeup, beauty products and dentists before the world society collapsed.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,223 ✭✭✭orangesoda


    If you took the time to actually watch an episode of Home & Away you'll notice characters such as John Palmer, Alf Stewart and Irene Roberts who are not perfectly groomed models, also Sid and Harvey who recently left.


  • Posts: 11,734 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    oh god home ad away is the biggest offender i don't watch it but my mother does

    everyone on that show from age 17-40 all have six packs & and the women are so skinny always in bikini

    that show doesnt have any black characters or gay people


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    oh god home ad away is the biggest offender i don't watch it but my mother does

    everyone on that show from age 17-40 all have six packs & and the women are so skinny always in bikini

    that show doesnt have any black characters or gay people

    They need a black gay transgendered paraplegic Jewish kid to join the school.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,779 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    oh god home ad away is the biggest offender i don't watch it but my mother does
    Yeah, sure ya dont...

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,223 ✭✭✭orangesoda


    It doesn't have any black people but it does have Aboriginals sometimes, a character in 2007 or so, I would also think Andy Barrett has some Aboriginal blood, also there was an episode years ago when Alf turned into an aboriginal man.

    There was a lesbian storyline in 2009 with Charlie Buckton and Joey Collins and Nicole and Freya had a passionate kiss the same year.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,318 ✭✭✭✭Menas


    Fair play to Fair city and their lack of fairly good lookin characters.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 88,968 ✭✭✭✭mike65


    American telly is shallow as **** in this regard.

    Anyone seen the all new Ironside? Compare and contrast!

    http://ethicsalarms.files.wordpress.com/2012/07/ironside-raymond-burr.jpg

    http://i1.ytimg.com/sh/qX_AO52Fpk8/showposter.jpg?v=5221454f


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,244 ✭✭✭✭bnt


    In a drama you want good-looking, certainly - especially if it's a fantasy such as Game of Thrones. (Which I haven't watched yet, since I don't have the required channels and it's of too little interest to download - but I have seen pictures and trailers.) I don't think that's a problem in itself - I don't expect TV to be like real life.

    Comedy is a different matter, I think. I just saw an ad spot for The Big Bang Theory, which I enjoy, and the characters have a different kind of beauty. Of the three main female leads, I actually find Penny the least attractive because hers is obviously an artificial beauty. (She's played by Kaley Cuoco, who recently called her boob job the best decision she ever made.) The other two characters (Amy and Bernadette) seem more "alive" to me because of their intelligence. That's good for comedy, which relies on the characters to be quick-witted and funny, not conventionally beautiful (though that doesn't hurt - remember Friends?)

    So my problem is similar to the OP's in outline, but different in the details: I can't take comedies seriously, because the characters are far more smart and witty than the people I meet in the real world.

    Government resting upon the will and universal suffrage of the people has no anchorage except in the people's intelligence.

    — Grover Cleveland



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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,835 ✭✭✭✭cloud493


    Leni Riefenstahl was the Michael Bay of her day alright.

    Riefenstahl had talent.


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