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Trivial things that annoy you Part 2

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  • #4712
    Sadderday
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,229 ✭✭✭Sadderday


    miss no stars wrote: »
    I have a headcold. It's not really bad, but seems worse this morning because I didn't get enough sleep and it's pissing me right off. Bring on the long weekend...


    wack a load of solphos, have a ride, shower and hit up a mickey d's ... right as rain


  • #4713
    Czarcasm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,076 ✭✭✭✭Czarcasm


    mauzo! wrote: »
    I have a mouth ulcer on the roof of my mouth, holy sh*t its so bloody annoying.

    Feels huge too!


    *schoolboy sniggers* :D

    Sorry mauzo, in that kind of silly mood this morning... :o


  • #4714
    maguic24
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,790 ✭✭✭maguic24


    Sadderday wrote: »
    wack a load of solphos, have a ride, shower and hit up a mickey d's ... right as rain

    Mickey D's for brekkie? Bleurgh......yock!


  • #4715
    Sadderday
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,229 ✭✭✭Sadderday


    maguic24 wrote: »
    Mickey D's for brekkie? Bleurgh......yock!


    only when your ropey....

    I was there on saturday morning at 10.32 exactly... was actually there earlier but in the queue for a few mins. they said breakfast stops at 10.30.

    I could see the hash browns but they wouldnt give me one.

    Like Mickey Douglas in Falling down. SNAPPED


  • #4716
    czechlin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,341 ✭✭✭czechlin


    When you're in a foul humour but still try to remain as a decent considerate human being so you tactfully inform the people in your near radius to leave you in peace and what do they do!? They just won't shut up! Please do me and yourself the favour and wrap up your nagging and a chit-chat and move on before I turn from a grumpy hedgehog into a very angry porcupine that actually can throw its quills :mad:


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  • #4717
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,205 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    czechlin wrote: »
    ...I turn from a grumpy hedgehog into a very angry porcupine that actually can throw its quills :mad:

    That'd be pretty furkan Ninja. :cool::cool::cool:


  • #4718
    czechlin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,341 ✭✭✭czechlin


    jimgoose wrote: »
    That'd be pretty furkan Ninja. :cool::cool::cool:

    You've no idea who you're dealing with jim...:rolleyes:


  • #4719
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,205 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    czechlin wrote: »
    You've no idea who you're dealing with jim...:rolleyes:

    Oh, I think I'm getting the idea! :pac::pac::pac:


  • #4720
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,205 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    So I wander into the office kitchen to fix an oul' heart-starter. While the espresso machine is ruminating and growling, I get a bottle of milk out of the fridge and place it on the worktop beside me. As I'm waiting, someone else comes in with a bowl of cereal, eyes the milk, and says "May I?". "Certainly", says I, and they take the bottle and put some on their cereal. Then, they put the bottle back in the fridge. YOU BASTARD! I'LL KILL YOU!!!


  • #4721
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    jimgoose wrote: »
    So I wander into the office kitchen to fix an oul' heart-starter. While the espresso machine is ruminating and growling, I get a bottle of milk out of the fridge and place it on the worktop beside me. As I'm waiting, someone else comes in with a bowl of cereal, eyes the milk, and says "May I?". "Certainly", says I, and they take the bottle and put some on their cereal. Then, they put the bottle back in the fridge. YOU BASTARD! I'LL KILL YOU!!!

    Would that make you a cereal killer?


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  • #4722
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,205 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    gramar wrote: »
    Would that make you a cereal killer?

    <badum-TISH!!> Oh well-hoofed, chief! :pac:


  • #4723
    czechlin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,341 ✭✭✭czechlin


    jimgoose wrote: »
    So I wander into the office kitchen to fix an oul' heart-starter. While the espresso machine is ruminating and growling, I get a bottle of milk out of the fridge and place it on the worktop beside me. As I'm waiting, someone else comes in with a bowl of cereal, eyes the milk, and says "May I?". "Certainly", says I, and they take the bottle and put some on their cereal. Then, they put the bottle back in the fridge. YOU BASTARD! I'LL KILL YOU!!!

    Bet now you wish you were a ninja!:p


  • #4724
    Sadderday
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,229 ✭✭✭Sadderday


    jimgoose wrote: »
    So I wander into the office kitchen to fix an oul' heart-starter. While the espresso machine is ruminating and growling, I get a bottle of milk out of the fridge and place it on the worktop beside me. As I'm waiting, someone else comes in with a bowl of cereal, eyes the milk, and says "May I?". "Certainly", says I, and they take the bottle and put some on their cereal. Then, they put the bottle back in the fridge. YOU BASTARD! I'LL KILL YOU!!!


    hahahaha, some di'ckhead figured that the coffee jar that I put down for 3 seconds was free for all gucci coffee and offered it around the room.

    when he put it back I took it and walked off. big di'ckhead used my cup and all.


  • #4725
    czechlin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,341 ✭✭✭czechlin


    Sadderday wrote: »
    hahahaha, some di'ckhead figured that the coffee jar that I put down for 3 seconds was free for all gucci coffee and offered it around the room.

    when he put it back I took it and walked off. big di'ckhead used my cup and all.

    What a pr1ck!!!:mad:
    Don't get me started on that!!!:mad::pac::pac:


  • #4726
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,205 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    czechlin wrote: »
    Bet now you wish you were a ninja!:p

    One of these days, Alice... one of these days!! :D


  • #4727
    OldNotWIse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    Words that are all hideously joined together.

    Notwithstanding.

    Wherewithall.

    Insofaras.

    Hitherto.

    Aforementioned.

    Shutthefuuckup.


  • #4728
    eisenberg1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    jimgoose wrote: »
    One of these days, Alice... one of these days!! :D

    A Jackie Gleeson fan, ay?


  • #4729
    miss no stars
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,957 ✭✭✭miss no stars


    My day is going from bad to worse. I had to reboot the work PC cos it was running painfully slowly. Well, didn't it take 1 hour to reboot and has now lost a file referenced in the registry. This is after a saga of 2 weeks trying to get it working properly again (thought I had) after it nearly pulled down the whole network after installing updates (it's very old and hadn't been used for a couple of years prior to me starting here so needed a lot of updating before support for XP ended). I nearly vomited. I am never, ever, ever rebooting it again.

    I'm sick of IT. In fact, let's get rid of calculators and go back to scale rules. Much easier. At least scale rules can't crash and take all your work with them.

    It's damned lucky I'm on my own here, nobody can suffer my bad mood.


  • #4730
    Sadderday
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,229 ✭✭✭Sadderday


    growing pains are real

    I hate it when people say they are in yer mind.

    I still get them


  • #4731
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,205 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    miss no stars wrote: »
    My day is going from bad to worse. I had to reboot the work PC cos it was running painfully slowly. Well, didn't it take 1 hour to reboot and has now lost a file referenced in the registry. This is after a saga of 2 weeks trying to get it working properly again (thought I had) after it nearly pulled down the whole network after installing updates (it's very old and hadn't been used for a couple of years prior to me starting here so needed a lot of updating before support for XP ended). I nearly vomited. I am never, ever, ever rebooting it again.

    I'm sick of IT. In fact, let's get rid of calculators and go back to scale rules. Much easier. At least scale rules can't crash and take all your work with them.

    It's damned lucky I'm on my own here, nobody can suffer my bad mood.

    Most computers are a complete waste of time and resources and have produced an entire generation of addled, cross-eyed carcasses who are so delighted when they briefly do what they're actually supposed to do that they are completely oblivious of the fact that they are mostly useless. It turns out Ken Olsen was right. At any rate, in a sane and just universe, he would have been.


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  • #4732
    eisenberg1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    On the radio now, that young fella from Moonboy, sounds like he really needs to blow his honk....an annoying little git. Actually the whole show is a pain.


  • #4733
    gugleguy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,959 ✭✭✭gugleguy


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    Words that are all hideously joined together.

    Notwithstanding.

    Wherewithall.

    Insofaras.

    Hitherto.

    Aforementioned.

    Shutthefuuckup.


    GETOUTTADATGARDEN


  • #4734
    Green Giant
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,508 ✭✭✭Green Giant


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    Words that are all hideously joined together.

    Notwithstanding.

    Wherewithall.

    Insofaras.

    Hitherto.

    Aforementioned.

    Shutthefuuckup.

    I've no problem with that whatsoever! :p:cool:


  • #4735
    Pumpkinseeds
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,635 ✭✭✭Pumpkinseeds


    Electioneering:mad: Most of our candidates has knocked on our door so far, normally I'd see that as a good thing, but this year I have some questions to ask them. Now any other time I just wouldn't answer the door to them. I've had tons of junk mail in my letter box from them and now there's a van with a loud speaker going around the area blasting vote for X.

    Well no, I'm not voting for them because you're loud speaker shows a total lack of consideration for people. What about the people who work nights and are trying to get a bit of sleep or anybody else who could do without you shouting about your candidate.

    If they want votes they can damn well get off their backsides and do the traditional thing of knocking on peoples doors of an evening and explaining why we should vote for them.


  • #4736
    Deise Vu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,058 ✭✭✭Deise Vu


    The Mrs puts used jam and honey jars that are going into recycling in the dishwasher. Everything gets covered in little bits of label but it doesn't stop her, it would be awful if the recycling people tracked us down as the criminals who put the sticky jars in the recycling bin.


  • #4737
    OldNotWIse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    Green Giant wrote: »
    I've no problem with that whatsoever! :p:cool:

    ...wait.....what? :confused:

    :pac::pac::pac::pac:


  • #4738
    czechlin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,341 ✭✭✭czechlin


    Deise Vu wrote: »
    The Mrs puts used jam and honey jars that are going into recycling in the dishwater. Everything gets covered in little bits of label but it doesn't stop her, it would be awful if the recycling people tracked us down as the criminals who put the sticky jars in the recycling bin.

    I can't put sticky jars in the recycling bin but I wash them by hands because bits of label everywhere is another thing I can't stand. And that reminds me of a few more:
    • you open the washing machine to take the clothes out and realise that somehow that one bastard of a tissue got in there and now it's all over everything
    • when someone puts a cup with the teabag into the dishwasher, the said teabag rips open and tea is stuck over every single piece and you have to re-wash everything by hand to get rid of it
    • plates/bowls with bit of food/thick sauce in the dishwasher (spinach and the likes are your enemies here), just rinse before ffs it takes a few seconds
    • teabags in the sink, the bin is not miles away
    • plates/pans from scrambled eggs and plates/bowls from poridge/cereal left sitting on the counter for hours. Just let it soak dammit, you need a chisel to get the stuff off!!
    :mad::mad::mad:

    I'm great to live with I swear :D


  • #4739
    Philo Beddoe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 560 ✭✭✭Philo Beddoe


    People who say "in anyway" e.g. "In anyway, I was on me home..."

    Just say "anyway".


  • #4740
    Riskymove
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,903 ✭✭✭✭Riskymove


    Philo Beddoe wrote: »
    People who say "in anyway" e.g. "In anyway, I was on me home..."

    Just say "anyway".

    "and, anyway" is what I'd imagine they are saying


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  • #4741
    eisenberg1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    Philo Beddoe wrote: »
    People who say "in anyway" e.g. "In anyway, I was on me home..."

    Just say "anyway".

    Agree, but what is worse, IMO, is when its pluralised. "Anyways" or "in anyways". Also "I gets the bus", WTF is that all about?


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