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  • #2312
    Oops69
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,477 ✭✭✭Oops69


    We really need her for when we retake the Aran islands


  • #2313
    neris
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,123 ✭✭✭✭neris


    a fluent irish speaker isnt much good out in lebannon when some kid has an ak47 pointed at you and your buddies


  • #2314
    Sittingpretty
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,872 ✭✭✭Sittingpretty


    War Joe? In a neutral country.

    God he really is a monkey.


  • #2315
    CountyHurler
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,657 ✭✭✭CountyHurler


    Harry Angstrom wrote: »
    We're gonna need tall soldiers for when the Russians invade us.

    I dont care harry, I'll be in a row boat off the coast of Clare by the time Sky News are reporting that..


  • #2316
    PauloMN
    Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators, Regional North East Moderators Posts: 10,886 Mod ✭✭✭✭PauloMN


    This is a joke. Move on Joe.


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  • #2317
    sligojoek
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    Three times her size. That would be 450cm


  • #2318
    Bodhran
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 330 ✭✭Bodhran


    Ah yes! A lot of 15 ft blackguards around!


  • #2319
    Harry Angstrom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,351 ✭✭✭✭Harry Angstrom


    Tis a pity. She's got a good name for the army. "Private Victory" has a certain ring to it. Joseph Heller would be proud of that one.


  • #2320
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    She'd be fine in a midget submarine.


  • #2321
    Sittingpretty
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,872 ✭✭✭Sittingpretty


    I so so SO wanted to be a guard, back in the day when the height requirement was 5'5" for women. I'm 5'2".

    Was gutted. But got on with it.


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  • #2322
    CountyHurler
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,657 ✭✭✭CountyHurler


    Can none of these people ring in for themselves, do their mammies have to do everything for them?


  • #2323
    Dublin_Mom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 394 ✭✭Dublin_Mom


    She IS a small person for heavens sake, what should the army do, change
    their criteria?

    What is with all these Mothers, they need to get a life themselves methinks


  • #2324
    neris
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,123 ✭✭✭✭neris


    is this an anti women discrimination topic or is joe all over the shop linking two non events in only the way he can


  • #2325
    Sittingpretty
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,872 ✭✭✭Sittingpretty


    Dublin_Mom wrote: »
    She IS a small person for heavens sake, what should the army do, change
    their criteria?

    What is with all these Mothers, they need to get a life themselves methinks

    They're the Mammy mouthpieces.


  • #2326
    my friend
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,129 ✭✭✭my friend


    Harry Angstrom wrote: »
    We're gonna need tall soldiers for when the Russians invade us.

    Obama is a pussy and Putin knows it.

    Wouldn't have pulled those stunts on GW


  • #2327
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,038 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    whats her height in old money?


  • #2328
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »
    whats her height in old money?

    Three groats and a chewed corn husk.


  • #2329
    Harry Angstrom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,351 ✭✭✭✭Harry Angstrom


    Is there a minimum height requirement for teachers as well? :confused:


  • #2330
    Roger_007
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »
    whats her height in old money?

    4' 11" (ish)


  • #2331
    Sittingpretty
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,872 ✭✭✭Sittingpretty


    SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »
    whats her height in old money?

    +1

    I don't speak fluent centimetres! :D


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  • #2332
    pc7
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 14,304 Mod ✭✭✭✭pc7


    Roger_007 wrote: »
    4' 11" (ish)

    To Mordor Hobbit!


  • #2333
    my friend
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,129 ✭✭✭my friend


    At just under 5' her head would make a great resting post for the other lads backpacks


  • #2334
    my friend
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,129 ✭✭✭my friend


    If we're ever going to invade Vietnam we will call you up for tunnel work


  • #2335
    Sittingpretty
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,872 ✭✭✭Sittingpretty


    Sorry is this women saying they are being discriminated against because they have to pay fees?

    And she's a teacher herself? Whinging about money?

    This program WITHERS me.


  • #2336
    Oops69
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,477 ✭✭✭Oops69


    Get her off joe , she just mentioned she's a teacher ,not gonna get no sympathy there


  • #2337
    joe6pack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 520 ✭✭✭joe6pack


    How about de Ra


  • #2338
    CountyHurler
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,657 ✭✭✭CountyHurler


    my friend wrote: »
    If we're ever going to invade Vietnam we will call you up for tunnel work

    I was just thinking that myself... The tunnel rats... I'd doubt she would want to go and work for the army if we were occupying South Vietnam though..


  • #2339
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,038 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    Roger_007 wrote: »
    4' 11" (ish)

    a dwarf is classed as 4 feet 10 inches

    she might get a call up if she lived in Middle Earth


  • #2340
    neris
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,123 ✭✭✭✭neris


    ah shure whata bout the taliban while your at it joe


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  • #2341
    neris
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,123 ✭✭✭✭neris


    SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »
    a dwarf is classed as 4 feet 10 inches

    what about a hobbit?


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