Holy Shít -someone at US airlines gonna lose their job

catallus · 15-04-2014 01:36AM

Am I imagining things or did I see that photo somewhere over the weekend? She's a good girl. And there's definitely a cockpit joke in there somewhere I'm missing.

Call Me Jimmy · 15-04-2014 01:43AM

Took me at least a half a minute to stop laughing! Nice touch using the airplane too!

Cookie_Monster · 15-04-2014 01:50AM

It continues to amaze me that any professional organisation would use a medium like twitter for serious comms or activities.

darkpagandeath · 15-04-2014 01:55AM

My conspiracy side says it may have been done deliberately to get the company name all over twitter.

shopaholic01 · 15-04-2014 01:58AM

darkpagandeath wrote: »

My conspiracy side says it may have been done deliberately to get the company name all over twitter.

Their new advertising slogan will be ''Fly and ride with US Airlines, cum as you go.''

jill_valentine · 15-04-2014 02:01AM

This is the funniest thing I've ever seen in my life.

I mean, I've used that phrase before, thrown it around so cheaply but... I now realise I've never actually meant it before.

This... this is the funniest thing I have ever seen in my life.

Y2KBOS86 · 15-04-2014 02:03AM

Sorry I clicked that, nasty.

jill_valentine · 15-04-2014 02:05AM

It's the accidentally suggested thought process that really elevates it.

"Well you know where you can stick your feckin' complaints..."

Call Me Jimmy · 15-04-2014 02:07AM

What exactly were you expecting to see underneath the black square as you scrolled down like?

... pity she didn't have a landing strip that would have been perfect... too perfect maybe.

Sir Arthur Daley · 15-04-2014 02:09AM

How will they get the plane out? A big Queef maybe?

darkpagandeath · 15-04-2014 02:10AM

Call Me Jimmy wrote: »

What exactly were you expecting to see underneath the black square as you scrolled down like?

... pity she didn't have a landing strip that would have been perfect... too perfect maybe.

Yeah I mean don't people remember black bands on TV

WilyCoyote · 15-04-2014 02:15AM

If the MF engine starts up ......... she's in trouble!

Sir Arthur Daley · 15-04-2014 02:16AM

WilyCoyote wrote: »

If the MF engine starts up ......... she's in trouble!

The 35 or 135?

magick · 15-04-2014 02:25AM

To be honest at least their customer services are better than Ryanairs

Push Pop · 15-04-2014 02:58AM

I wonder is that where MH370 went, has anyone checked?

MS.ing · 15-04-2014 04:11AM

ah ffs that man getting hit by a train one was sick but this. this is a whole other level altogether :eek:

efb · 15-04-2014 06:54AM

I did fly with US Airways ones LAX to LAS - it was quite turbulent

efb · 15-04-2014 07:33AM

A very clever simple tweet response was
Aer Lingus

PirateShampoo · 15-04-2014 07:40AM

Still a better ending than the one "Lost" gave us.

Pinch Flat · 15-04-2014 07:46AM

I heard they're still looking for it, faint ping detected....

titan18 · 15-04-2014 09:02AM

I'm in work, is this real, or is this some sort of man gets hit by train type of link. I can open the second, not so much the first

Tasden · 15-04-2014 09:15AM

catallus wrote: »

Am I imagining things or did I see that photo somewhere over the weekend? She's a good girl. And there's definitely a cockpit joke in there somewhere I'm missing.

Yeah I think the picture/a similar one was used as a "found the Malaysian plane" joke.

Wossack · 15-04-2014 10:22AM

poor girl - hopefully the robotic submarine will be done with MH370 soon, and come help her out

Pumpkinseeds · 15-04-2014 11:31AM

Classy lady, a real keeper:D

Frank Lee Midere · 15-04-2014 04:16PM

Cookie_Monster wrote: »

It continues to amaze me that any professional organisation would use a medium like twitter for serious comms or activities.

It works pretty well. The best way to get in contact with some orgs is twitter as you are potentially embarrassing them ( hat-tip: use a . in front of the name). Has most always worked better than phone calls for me.

OldNotWIse · 15-04-2014 04:22PM

Where do baby airplanes come from?

efb · 15-04-2014 05:34PM

titan18 wrote: »

I'm in work, is this real, or is this some sort of man gets hit by train type of link. I can open the second, not so much the first

Do not open!!!

Holy Shít -someone at US airlines gonna lose their job

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