Dwarf (40) urinated in car as he raced for 18 hours to meet 14-year-old for sex

Idbatterim · 11-04-2014 04:48PM #1

http://www.independent.ie/world-news/americas/dwarf-40-urinated-in-car-as-he-raced-for-18-hours-to-meet-14yearold-for-sex-30174765.html

BRIAN O'REILLY – PUBLISHED 10 APRIL 2014 05:12 PM

A MAN raced for over 18 hours in his car after arranging to meet a 14-year-ol girl online.

Christopher Lanning (40), who has dwarfism, arranged to meet a 14-year-old girl online for sex.

The Kansas native drove for 18 hours straight to meet the girl, urinating in a Pepsi bottle so he wouldn’t have to stop.

However the arrangement was a sting – and undercover officers arrested him when he arrived at the meet up location.

Arresting officers who searched his vehicle said there was an over powering smell of urine in the car.

"It was pretty bad,'' Longwood Police Department spokesman Kevin Tuck told the Orlando Sentinel.

He has been charged with arranging to meet a minor for sex and bailed on a $15,000 bond.

He is due to appear in court next week.

really restores your faith in humanity :rolleyes:

Homer · 11-04-2014 04:49PM

Jaysus who drinks Pepsi?! Yuck..

11-04-2014 04:49PM

Spectacular headline

Zed Bank · 11-04-2014 04:49PM

Im Chris Hansen, and this is Dateline NBC...

Westernyelp · 11-04-2014 04:50PM

Idbatterim wrote: »

http://www.independent.ie/world-news/americas/dwarf-40-urinated-in-car-as-he-raced-for-18-hours-to-meet-14yearold-for-sex-30174765.html

really restores your faith in humanity :rolleyes:

Seems to have been caught short

Idbatterim · 11-04-2014 04:51PM

surely a prossie would have been cheaper than 18 hours worth of petrol!

efb · 11-04-2014 04:51PM

And the indo isn't a tabloid...

RoboRat · 11-04-2014 04:53PM

Surely driving 18 hours would cost a fortune... why not hire a prostitute?!

Note: Roborat in no way condones the use of prostitutes or escorts (unless they are of the Ford variety).