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The nearest you have come to death

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,377 ✭✭✭zenno


    Bloody hell Zenno, do you see the guard who set you up or the prison warden? What a horrendous situation. You should have taken the bastards to the cleaners.

    I couldn't, because I got a death threat and it was serious so for the safety and well-being of myself and family I decided that it was not worth it. Unfortunately this was my decision. My case is still on record, but I will not touch it with a barge-pole. ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,655 ✭✭✭✭Tokyo


    To name but a few... car crash on St. Stephens day when I was 17 that by anyone's account I should never have walked away from - as it was it blinded me for three months. Avalanche when climbing in the alps that stopped just shy of suffocating me completely, had we been a few metres higher we wouldn't have been so lucky. And a stint working overseas in a war-zone where there were quite a few evenings I felt very lucky to be seeing the sun setting.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,377 ✭✭✭zenno


    mike_ie wrote: »
    To name but a few... car crash on St. Stephens day when I was 17 that by anyone's account I should never have walked away from - as it was it blinded me for three months. Avalanche when climbing in the alps that stopped just shy of suffocating me completely, had we been a few metres higher we wouldn't have been so lucky. And a stint working overseas in a war-zone where there were quite a few evenings I felt very lucky to be seeing the sun setting.

    That is one that really freaks me out... being solidly stuck under an Avalanche. Quite frightening indeed.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,655 ✭✭✭✭Tokyo


    zenno wrote: »
    That is one that really freaks me out... being solidly stuck under an Avalanche. Quite frightening indeed.

    Yeah, it's certainly not like how it's depicted in the movies. Was climbing in the alps with my girlfriend at the time - a group of climbers higher up triggered it I think... But it was at night so we couldn't see it - all we could hear is the sound of what I imagine being in the middle of a thunderstorm is like, followed by wht being in the middle of a washing machine must be like. The snow isn't the fluffy snowman-building kind of stuff either - it sets as hard as concrete in about a minute if you can't make as much effort as possible to get out immediately... Not a recommended experience.


  • Posts: 31,828 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Nothing too serious, but this happened a few days ago, he had all four wheels on the wrong side of the road!



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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,512 ✭✭✭Muise...


    House fire. I jolted awake from a very deep sleep (don't know how) to a blaze in the hallway and after letting out a roar the like of which I have never heard before, and trying to put it out with a saucepan of water :o, I copped on and managed to get me and my then boyfriend out, and wake the upstairs neighbours and get them out via their windowsills. Building was gutted. I was high as a kite for a week or so. Mad buzz, that adrenalin.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,815 ✭✭✭SimonTemplar


    zenno, what a horrible abuse of power. If that happened to me. I would have marched into the Department of Justice and demanded to see the minister or senior civil servant. I wouldn't have stopped until the Guards in question were dismissed and I would have used the media to keep the pressure on. Crazy stuff.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20 alrightso


    Meningitis, spent 4 months in hospital with it, was lucky to escape without permanent damage.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 932 ✭✭✭Dramatik


    I once fell backwards off a 15ft drop and landed upsidedown with all my weight on the back of my head/neck area onto concrete. No idea how I survived, I should have been paralised at the very least. Woke up a few mintutes later and stumbled away with a bad concussion.

    "I got knocked the fug out maaan!"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 96 ✭✭Ulnar


    Full Placental haemorraghe caused by complete Placenta Previa. For 6 weeks I was on hospital bed rest with daily canula's inserted to keep veins open. Junior dr decided I didn't need canula in so removed it, 2hrs later I stand up and haemorraghe so much blood that midwife begins to start crying.

    Rushed to theatre and have two Drs try put needles in my neck, toes, arms, behind knees to find a vein but no luck so they gave up and began to perform c-section without any sedation/pain relief. They figured I'd be shock so wouldn't really remember, low and behold they start cutting and I start chatting away to them, had conversations with NICU team, nurses etc. Surgeon operating told them to give me anything to shut me up, nothing worked till I got a hefty dose of ketamine, eyes closed, heard 'thank **** she's stopped'. Only for me to start yapping again in semi conscious state.

    Had visits from all staff in the op room whilst in recovery to say it was the freakiest thing they've witnessed me yapping away, surgeon losing the plot because they couldn't sedate me.

    He later told me that I had less than 4mins from when I first started to haemorraghe. Thankfully still here with a gorgeous lil boy to tell the story :)


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,425 ✭✭✭MonstaMash


    Slider hangup malfunction when parachuting which prevented my main canopy from inflating completely.

    I had to cut away the main canopy mid-drop & deploy my reserve...definately a brown trouser moment :eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,377 ✭✭✭zenno


    zenno, what a horrible abuse of power. If that happened to me. I would have marched into the Department of Justice and demanded to see the minister or senior civil servant. I wouldn't have stopped until the Guards in question were dismissed and I would have used the media to keep the pressure on. Crazy stuff.

    I agree with you, but under the circumstances at the time of happening I was dealing with a death threat and other family issues and was just not capable of dealing with it. It's a while ago now and the guard that admitted he made a false claim against me was genuinely sorry. I know this is not right but the man has a family and I didn't want to wreak it for him.

    Sh!t happened, It doesn't bother me anymore. I see no reason to destroy a mans life for a bad mistake. He got a second chance, life goes on. I just added my story/experience as it happened at the time, I have no ill feelings to this day, things are OK/better.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,160 ✭✭✭mrkiscool2


    zenno wrote: »
    I agree with you, but under the circumstances at the time of happening I was dealing with a death threat and other family issues and was just not capable of dealing with it. It's a while ago now and the guard that admitted he made a false claim against me was genuinely sorry. I know this is not right but the man has a family and I didn't want to wreak it for him.

    Sh!t happened, It doesn't bother me anymore. I see no reason to destroy a mans life for a bad mistake. He got a second chance, life goes on. I just added my story/experience as it happened at the time, I have no ill feelings to this day, things are OK/better.
    Man, from the sounds of things life really kicked you in the balls, but you kept going, forgave the guy who wronged you and made things better for yourself. If that isn't the way people should live life I don't know what is. Fair play to you.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 954 ✭✭✭Highflyer13


    zenno wrote: »
    Well, many years ago, The nearest I have come to death was being arrested/imprisoned and falsely accused of something I never done.

    I was a bit drunk while walking home, and a garda car pulled up beside me, there were three gardai in the car. They dragged me into the car and brought me to the station and put me in the cell for the night (they never at this time told me why I was being arrested). When I awoke the following morning, they handcuffed me first, and then brought me out to the main desk, but one particular garda laughed at me saying that I was arrested for attempting to rob a petrol pump station (a petrol station in my area that was not open at the time and closes very early) which was absolutely ridiculous, as I told him I never was near this so-called petrol station, but he again laughed and said to me that he knows this, but will have me done for it anyway while still laughing.

    This particular garda I found out was living around the corner from my abode at this time, and seemed to have a problem with me for some reason. Maybe because I was going through a very rough time, as I was drinking too much and drunk all the time, but I never, not once ever bothered any persons, as it is not in my nature to do so. I always kept to myself and was a quiet person.

    I was brought into court that morning handcuffed. My case came up, and this garda went up to the judge talking to him in his ear and then the judge said one week remanded in custody in mountjoy prison, that was it, and I didn't even have the right to reply. I was brought back to the garda station and put in a cell again until the garda van came to bring me to prison.

    By the way, this particular garda personally went to my solicitor with my family after my downfall (following later) and told my family and the solicitor that he made it all up to have me imprisoned to teach me a lesson for being a pain and a drunk all of the time, and that a spell in prison might wake me up and teach me a lesson, and that he was very sorry for this. I could never understand this approach from the garda, and I still don't because there were problems I had personally that I was trying to deal with, but got drunk a few times to erase them.

    Anyway, I was forwarded to mountjoy prison at 6pm handcuffed to another prisoner in the van. When we got to this destination I was processed and taken into a waiting room with 6 other guys sitting in a large room. I was called up and was told to take off all of my clothes and then stand on a weighing scales as they were taking weight measurements. The prison gaurd then put on a pair of blue gloves and I got seriously nervous because I heard that they might do a cavity search and this really freaked me out, but the prison gaurd put me at ease as they just use the gloves to search through your clothes.

    After this I was sent to the shower to wash and then was given a prison uniform and forwarded to the cell-block. It was most definitely a strange experience for me that's for sure. I was put into a cell with this one guy for the evening and night and then tried to relax, as they didn't have a bed in this cell I had to sleep on a mattress. Come lights out while looking at a slop bucket only, no toilet obviously, I tried to sleep, but all of a sudden I heard my cell-mate making noises and I just pretended to be asleep. He was masturbating loudly just beside me and I just said feck this I'll pretend to be asleep, and eventually I fell asleep thankfully.

    The next day I was informed that I will be moved to a double cell that already held 3 prisoners and of which has a spare bed, as they couldn't have me sleeping on the ground. At this time things went seriously bad.

    When I was sent to the new cell that evening, I was given my bed and was told where I need to shave and use a bucket. The three guys that I was now sharing this cell with seemed ok and didn't bother me at this time. One was in for life for murder, the other guy was in for kidnapping miss Ireland (not sure if that was actually true but it probably was as that was what he told me) and the other third guy was in for armed robbery. So I was basically put into a cell with seriously hardened criminals and I was a bit worried.

    Two days went by and this prison gaurd kept coming in and talking and whispering to the other 3 prisoners I shared the cell with all the time but I obviously walked out of the cell and walked around for a while, I came back to the cell a few minutes later and there was a news paper on my bed so I picked it up and read it, after that it was lock-down for a while until we were allowed out again into the main hall to watch a crime film of all things. I picked my seat and watched the movie and then we were sent back to the cell for the night with a cup of tea and a scone-bun.

    At this stage while the four of us were in the cell, the guy that was in for murder (he was a british guy) showed me his paintings, they were amazing and artistically excellent but they were of demons and devils of apocalypse, but they were astonishingly painted to perfection, he obviously had a talent. After showing me these paintings the other 2 guys sat down at the table and told me that the screw "as they say" (prison officer) that kept coming in all the time lived in the estate where I was from, and that he wanted them to slice my face with the razor blades he gave them. Well at this stage locked in a cell with this information was unnerving to say the least, I felt I was in a very serious situation at this stage.

    They all said that the prison officer had it in for me and wanted them to slash me up good, so things got a bit heated as I was getting really afraid at this stage. They said that they once slashed a prisoner like me to bits in the face before and left him lying in a pool of blood. Now I was bricking it but I'm not sure if they were serious or not in relation to this other guy but It got me going. At this stage I just said to them that I cannot do anything either way so just go ahead and get it over with. Luckily for me when I said this, they said no, they won't mess me up, but I was still really freaked out when lights went out that night.

    They were on medication and they fell asleep hours later, my brain was going one thousand percent with paranoid thoughts and I needed to get out of there immediately, I already had a problem before I was sent to this kip and so decided out of extreme panic to rip my white bed-sheets in long strips and make a noose and tie it to the ceiling metal light socket and around my neck, when I managed to do this tight and solid, I jumped off the table I had moved and that was it, all I heard was a crack. I only remember being told what happened after that by the prison officer that saved my life. No-one knows how long I was hanging there for. I was in intensive care for many days and was finally released from hospital 4 weeks later.I do remember waking up for a few seconds and saw two priests sitting on chairs beside my bed and then I lost conciousness, it was strange.

    All this over a false imprisonment. Well the lesson was learned the wrong way. I never claimed for wrongful imprisonment, Not after death threats. The prison governor said I should never have been put in there in the first place. The garda that falsely claimed I done wrong acknowledged he made it up to my solicitor and to my family. I got a death threat there-after and so just went on with life and forgot about it.

    If you have made it this far readin, then fair play to ye.

    Wow Zenno some story. Im surprised you haven't taken it further with these scumbags. You never know what could be on the tape recordings......... Just saying!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 355 ✭✭Mr. Nice


    @zenno. Good story but some parts just don't seem believable.
    A judge remanded you in custody with no evidence, no solicitor and no opportunity to give your version of events?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,377 ✭✭✭zenno


    Bad/unfortunate things happen in a lot of peoples lives, you just sit back for a long time and ponder on it, and going forward in relation to a personal issue like my previous one here, you just let it go and there is no further damage to anyone if you can manage to put it aside and carry on.

    In all respects, I see things differently, and calculate if something can be beneficial or too negative in a personal issue. So I choose the right format for myself in how to manage and forget certain situations.

    This was affecting me personally, and not a larger group, so I let it go for the sake of peace.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,377 ✭✭✭zenno


    Mr. Nice wrote: »
    @zenno. Good story but some parts just don't seem believable.
    A judge remanded you in custody with no evidence, no solicitor and no opportunity to give your version of events?

    That is entirely correct. I spent quite a while making sure I made the correct post before posting. This is the truth. It was a fare few years ago as I have mentioned.

    If you read back to my post regarding the garda whispering to the judge, this is when I was sent down without a say. This is the truth.

    Anyway, let us not focus on my old issue. I don't want to get into a debate on it, I just forwarded my own personal experience to the thread for the thread thats all, but what I have said in detail is the truth and 100% correct.

    EDIT: Just for clarification, I was held in the very far back of the court handcuffed instead of the front of the court, as this was odd within itself. The particular garda made a long comment to the judge with microphone off. After that the judge said remanded in custody for one week, and that was it, I was carted off immediately. I wasn't fully aware of my rights back then, but I sure as hell am aware of them now.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,635 ✭✭✭Pumpkinseeds


    In my early teens I was in hospital for a week for surgery. The nurse wouldn't believe me when I told her that the amount of medication that they were giving me for my Epilepsy was wrong, they were giving me too little. A couple of days after being discharged I woke up knowing I was just about to have a seizure. 2 days later I woke up in Galway Regional Hospital not knowing where I was or what day it was.

    Apparently I'd gone into Status Epilepticus, which is basically having 1 seizure after another after another etc, and if you don't get to a hospital for treatment it can kill you. I had to be driven to Galway and threw up on and off, I don't remember anything after waking up that morning before the 1st seizure, never have remembered anything about it.

    Scared the crap out of me and left me with agoraphobia and anxiety attacks for a good while after that. Now I bring my own medications whenever I'm in hospital and insist on being given my own meds, at least they can read the prescription on the box and I can prove I'm right in the case of fcuk ups.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,458 ✭✭✭CathyMoran


    Diagnosed with oesophageal cancer in 2006, had the chemo, married and then the surgery a few weeks later. Post surgery I got double pneumonia and mu kidneys ended up failing for a while, was on dialysis and I ended up needing to be ressusitated 3 times. When they told me afterwards that my near death experience was not my imagination but real I was upset for a while but thankfully past the 5 years now and have 2 young children.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,377 ✭✭✭zenno


    CathyMoran wrote: »
    Diagnosed with oesophageal cancer in 2006, had the chemo, married and then the surgery a few weeks later. Post surgery I got double pneumonia and mu kidneys ended up failing for a while, was on dialysis and I ended up needing to be ressusitated 3 times. When they told me afterwards that my near death experience was not my imagination but real I was upset for a while but thankfully past the 5 years now and have 2 young children.

    Excellent. This is what I love to hear. A person that fights it strongly to the end and comes up trumps. Great stuff indeed.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,025 ✭✭✭Shane-KornSpace


    For those who have had near death experience and have needed to be resuscitated, did you "see" anything?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,377 ✭✭✭zenno


    For those who have had near death experience and have needed to be resuscitated, did you "see" anything?

    There is something definitely there for sure. Just my quick opinion though, I will not comment on this thread about it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 932 ✭✭✭Dramatik


    @zenno.That's a horrific story, you must have felt totally helpless at the time :(

    It really bugs me that things like this can happen under the right circumstances. If you have been accused of a crime and end up in court, if you have no evidence to prove otherwise, then you will be found guity, even if you are innocent. Mistakes do happen and probably happen more often than we know. I was found guilty of a crime I didn't commit years ago, the only evidence I had to prove me innocent was CCTV footage of the event, the gardai who arrested me were incharge of obtaining the footage, they subsequently "forgot" to obtain the footage and by the time they went to get it (3-4 weeks after the incident!), it had been "accidently" taped over. Therefore I was found guilty and charged. I just wanted to give an example of how easily this can happen to anyone.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 753 ✭✭✭Jonny Blaze


    Nearly got swept out to see one summer's day when I thought it would be a good idea to walk from Bray to Greystones 'the beach way'...

    Terrifying!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,311 ✭✭✭mrDerek


    Lightening struck the exact spot i had been standing 5 seconds prior, you think thunder in the distance sounds terrifying try being beside the point of impact its scary loud. the actual lightening itself isnt loud though


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,377 ✭✭✭zenno


    Nearly got swept out to see one summer's day when I thought it would be a good idea to walk from Bray to Greystones 'the beach way'...

    Terrifying!

    My brother and myself had a similar experience before when we thought the tide was going out, way out, and we were in conversation walking further into the sea on the sand, but then after a long walk we came to the water and the waves looked very high for the edge of the sand dune and when we looked around, the whole sea encompassed us and we were stuck.

    My brother panicked and made a run for it, but I was shouting to him that I can't swim. He was gone as it was very dark around 12:30am in the morning and I could barely see the headlights of the car my other mate was flashing trying to warn us of in-coming tide. Well I ran like forest Gump through that water up to my armpits until I made it back to shore.

    That was a shock for sure. Never again did that happen. You have to be aware of the way the tide comes in, it can encompass you in minutes.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,393 ✭✭✭MonkieSocks


    CruelCoin wrote: »

    3: Scuba diving. Egypt 3 years ago, especially violent currents. Got pinned underneath overhanging rocks, unable to find regulator that had been ripped from my mouth.



    Muff Diving last night.

    She crossed her legs and nearly choked me to death

    =(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,301 ✭✭✭Daveysil15


    Walking into Copper Face Jacks.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 187 ✭✭fundi


    nearly got hit by a crazy drunk driver in France when I was coming home from work there a few summers ago. The crazy driver hit a wall about 20 meters from where I was walking.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,059 ✭✭✭✭osarusan


    Got my right leg tangled up in some seaweed when I was in some not-even-that-deep-but-deep-enough-to-drown-in water with my daughter, who was only 6 and can't swim at all really. I was underwater frantically to kick my leg free, and my daughter was floating above me on one of those inflatable rings, thinking daddy was being hilarious.

    It was just deep enough that I couldn't keep my head above water, but I could jump up and get a quick breath before being pulled down again. Me doing this made it even more entertaining for her.

    Because I could get some air by jumping, I wasn't panicking too much, but I do remember pushing her, and her inflatable plastic thing, away from me, so that even if things turned very serious, I wouldn't be able to grasp at it and pull her down with me.

    Eventually got it untangled obviously, but I don't think I'll ever forget realising that the best thing to do was push her away from me, for her own safety.


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