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Your least favourite beer

  • 05-04-2014 12:43AM
    #1
    Sh1tbag OToole
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,971 ✭✭✭


    People complain about fecking Bud and what have you but I have never had anything quite as bad as the stuff I had the other day.

    And that stuff does be...

    Cisk Lemon

    Honest to the good lord I only managed to take a few gulps of it before i could no longer fool myself into thinking I was drinking anything other than piss mixed with lemon scented toilet cleaner. Seriously disgusting stuff. I got a few other people to try it and they thought the same.


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  • #2
    Cookie_Monster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 24,755 ✭✭✭✭Cookie_Monster


    Amstel


  • #3
    Too Tough To Die
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,056 ✭✭✭Too Tough To Die


    Some of those craft beers are absolute piss.


  • #4
    Insect Overlord
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 31,263 Mod ✭✭✭✭Insect Overlord


    I was going to say Heineken, but then I remembered Affligem Blond (which, coincidentally, Heineken now own. Hmmm....)

    Can't drink 'em.


  • #5
    Pinch Flat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,779 ✭✭✭Pinch Flat


    Tennents - truly horrid


  • #6
    131spanner
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,305 ✭✭✭131spanner


    Almost all of it. I love the cider, I do. (Runs for cover)


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  • #7
    Stained Class
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    TBH, they all taste the same after you've had a few.

    The only problems I find are twofold.

    1. Getting Moar.

    2. The Hangover.


  • #8
    Sir Osis of Liver.
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,820 ✭✭✭Sir Osis of Liver.


    Bud and low fat Bud.


  • #9
    Peter B
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,086 ✭✭✭Peter B


    Out of the most famous beers, it has to be Budweiser.


  • #10
    HalloweenJack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,574 ✭✭✭HalloweenJack


    For one of the most sold beers, I think Carlsberg is muck, don't get the appeal at all.


  • #11
    ThirdMan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,700 ✭✭✭ThirdMan


    Coors Light. Truly awful.

    I also hated Ola Dubh Special Reserve 12. This was the beer that made me realise that I know nothing about beer, or that everyone else knows nothing about beer, because it's bloody rotten. The problem lies with me in fairness, but my god it was terrible.


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  • #12
    Koptain Liverpool
    Closed Accounts Posts: 505 ✭✭✭Koptain Liverpool


    Cookie_Monster wrote: »
    Amstel

    Haven't tried too many beers then??


  • #13
    Banjo String
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,380 ✭✭✭✭Banjo String


    Pinch Flat wrote: »
    Tennants - truly horrid

    18million (I'm not good with numbers) Scottish disagreeing with you.


  • #14
    Insect Overlord
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 31,263 Mod ✭✭✭✭Insect Overlord


    Too Tough To Die wrote: »
    Some of those craft beers are absolute piss.

    And the award for the Vaguest Answer In an After Hours Thread goes to...


  • #15
    Pinch Flat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,779 ✭✭✭Pinch Flat


    Too Tough To Die wrote: »
    Some of those craft beers are absolute piss.

    That narrows it down to about 1,000,000 breweries worldwide. Any in particular?


  • #16
    ThirdMan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,700 ✭✭✭ThirdMan


    Pinch Flat wrote: »
    That narrows it down to about 1,000,000 breweries worldwide. Any in particular?

    The one in the black bottle. Rotten.


  • #17
    John Cherry
    Closed Accounts Posts: 763 ✭✭✭John Cherry


    John Smith's absolutely rotten stuff.


  • #18
    Banjo String
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,380 ✭✭✭✭Banjo String


    /haunches shoulders and pushes out chest.

    OK, I'm gonna say it.

    Guinness

    Yeah it's nice to drink, but the unpleasant saliva, farts and black poo the next day cancels out the creamy goodness.

    That's entirely (IMO)


  • #19
    Molester Stallone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,313 ✭✭✭Molester Stallone


    Carling tastes like cat piss....gone off cat piss at that!


  • #20
    Sh1tbag OToole
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,971 ✭✭✭Sh1tbag OToole


    John Cherry wrote: »
    John Smith's absolutely rotten stuff.

    I concur, also one of very few I couldnt finish the tin. I left 3 tins of it sitting on a park bench for some unfortunate soul who is desperate enough to drink it


  • #21
    Banjo String
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,380 ✭✭✭✭Banjo String


    Molester Stallone wrote: »
    Carling tastes like cat piss....gone off cat piss at that!

    I have never had the pleasure of drinking cats urine. But if it's better than carling, I'm up for it.


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  • #22
    bop1977
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,078 ✭✭✭bop1977


    Banjo String wrote: »
    /haunches shoulders and pushes out chest.

    OK, I'm gonna say it.

    Guinness

    Yeah it's nice to drink, but the unpleasant saliva, farts and black poo the next day cancels out the creamy goodness.

    That's entirely (IMO)

    Get out. Those side affects are all part of the charm of the stuff.:D

    Worst beer out there is Tuborg. Truly horrible stuff.


  • #23
    marco_polo
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators Posts: 10,093 Mod ✭✭✭✭marco_polo


    Molester Stallone wrote: »
    Carling tastes like cat piss....gone off cat piss at that!

    ^^ This /thread

    (Bit harsh on gone off cat piss though I thought)


  • #24
    TheBully
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 875 ✭✭✭TheBully


    Double Dutch?


  • #25
    Sunglasses Ron
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,180 ✭✭✭Sunglasses Ron


    Pinch Flat wrote: »
    That narrows it down to about 1,000,000 breweries worldwide. Any in particular?

    I reckon he means that sitting there chin stoking and marvelling on some beer you picked from a menu that costs a few quid more than a pint of Heineken is really not worth it and is the height of pretentiousness.

    Whenever I find myself in one of these places I try to go for a beer whose description most closely resembles a big name beer that I like. I don't like the places. Too many hipsters.


  • #26
    NegativeCreep
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    Hoegarrden or however it's spelled, eww. And Carling, vile stuff!


  • #27
    Insect Overlord
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 31,263 Mod ✭✭✭✭Insect Overlord


    Sunglasses Ron wrote: »
    Whenever I find myself in one of these places I try to go for a beer whose description most closely resembles a big name beer that I like. I don't like the places. Too many hipsters.

    So what, you were drinking beer before it was cool? :cool:

    :pac:


  • #28
    Owldshtok
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 292 ✭✭Owldshtok


    Ace

    https://www.facebook.com/pages/Eight-Ace/206102586115033

    At 1.49 for 8 cans its got to be muck


  • #29
    Sunglasses Ron
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,180 ✭✭✭Sunglasses Ron


    An File wrote: »
    So what, you were drinking beer before it was cool? :cool:

    :pac:

    I just can't stand beer hipsters.


  • #30
    shruikan2553
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,113 ✭✭✭shruikan2553


    Budweiser, Carlsberg, Guinness and there was a craft red ale that was completely vile. Not sure which is the worst out of the lot.


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  • #31
    Banjo String
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,380 ✭✭✭✭Banjo String


    Not fussed on carlsberg special brew/Tennants super et all. They remind me in a beer you have been drinking all night in a pub, that some smart ass tips a whisky /vodka into when you go to the jacks (insert other spirit) thinking he's cool.

    Vile shıte.


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