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Trivial things that annoy you Part 2

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  • #3722
    OldNotWIse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    beakerjoe wrote: »
    I found blowing on it area like this can help

    (I realise im asking for it with that reply)


    You can ask alright :D


  • #3723
    Paddy Cow
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,576 ✭✭✭Paddy Cow


    Pumpkinseeds wrote: »
    When something is both itchy and sore at the same time. You know when something is so itchy you really really want to scratch it but you know that if you do scratch it's going to be really painful, anti-histamines aren't helping:(
    I was queuing in the bank today and my underwear were in a funny position and giving me an itch on my arse :o Obviously being in polite society I couldn't go having a rummage to sort it out and had to try and make do with clenching my buttocks and trying to think of something else. The more I tried to not think about it, the worse it got :mad: I couldn't get out of there fast enough and have a sneaky scratch. The relief was immense :pac:


  • #3724
    OldNotWIse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    Paddy Cow wrote: »
    I was queuing in the bank today and my underwear were in a funny position and giving me an itch on my arse :o Obviously being in polite society I couldn't go having a rummage to sort it out and had to try and make do with clenching my buttocks and trying to think of something else. The more I tried to not think about it, the worse it got :mad: I couldn't get out of there fast enough and have a sneaky scratch. The relief was immense :pac:

    I remember a colleague telling me before that one of the greatest pleasures in life is when he is walking down the street and he gets an itchy backside and he cant wait to get in somewhere and scratch it...with the broken top of a pen. Ecstasy - apparently. Never borrowed any of his pens after that!


  • #3725
    Pumpkinseeds
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,635 ✭✭✭Pumpkinseeds


    beakerjoe wrote: »
    I found blowing on it area like this can help

    (I realise im asking for it with that reply)
    Sadly, despite popular opinion, I can't yet get my own head up my ass, if only Mr P were home from work. He owes me for supergluing his cut hand for him the other day. Ahh, love is gluing your OH's wounds shut and blowing on each others itchy sore bits:D


  • #3726
    SuperGrover
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 991 ✭✭✭SuperGrover


    shroom007 wrote: »
    No Colombo on the telly
    It's Sunday Im being lazy wheres COLOMBO
    FFS

    Sri Lanka


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  • #3727
    branners69
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,735 ✭✭✭branners69


    Vel wrote: »
    Yesterday's Mother's Day Facebook feed. Inspirational quotes, selfies with their mothers, photos of the handmade cards their husbands knocked up on behalf of their 2 week old baby. Vomit inducing, especially the god-awful inspirational quotes

    I saw a few pages on Facebook, all the back slapping and the "we are inspirational mothers" sh!te was sickening!

    You would swear rearing a kid was difficult or something, this day and age it is a piece of p!ss!


  • #3728
    Tasden
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,166 ✭✭✭Tasden


    branners69 wrote: »
    I saw a few pages on Facebook, all the back slapping and the "we are inspirational mothers" sh!te was sickening!

    You would swear rearing a kid was difficult or something, this day and age it is a piece of p!ss!

    What I find worse is the ones who call themselves milfs, that's not really a title you give yourself


  • #3729
    eisenberg1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    branners69 wrote: »
    I saw a few pages on Facebook, all the back slapping and the "we are inspirational mothers" sh!te was sickening!

    You would swear rearing a kid was difficult or something, this day and age it is a piece of p!ss!

    Are you serious? Not as bad/hard as some would have you believe, but a piece of piss? hardly.


  • #3730
    Paddy Cow
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,576 ✭✭✭Paddy Cow


    branners69 wrote: »
    I saw a few pages on Facebook, all the back slapping and the "we are inspirational mothers" sh!te was sickening!

    You would swear rearing a kid was difficult or something, this day and age it is a piece of p!ss!
    I dare you to start a thread on this on Mumsnet :pac:


  • #3731
    beakerjoe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,036 ✭✭✭✭beakerjoe


    branners69 wrote: »
    I saw a few pages on Facebook, all the back slapping and the "we are inspirational mothers" sh!te was sickening!

    You would swear rearing a kid was difficult or something, this day and age it is a piece of p!ss!


    Ah its not a piece of piss but all the ****e on bookface is cringy.

    One mother wrote "Im so proud of the woman motherhood has helped me become". I know for a fact she is a mother who could give a ****e about her kid. Its shocking how delueded some people are.


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  • #3732
    branners69
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,735 ✭✭✭branners69


    Tasden wrote: »
    What I find worse is the ones who call themselves milfs, that's not really a title you give yourself

    I didnt see many milfs on the pages more like wilfs (whales I'd like to forget)!!

    But I agree, you can't self-diagnose if you are a milf or not!


  • #3733
    branners69
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,735 ✭✭✭branners69


    eisenberg1 wrote: »
    Are you serious? Not as bad/hard as some would have you believe, but a piece of piss? hardly.

    What is so hard about it?


  • #3734
    Elmo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,641 ✭✭✭✭Elmo


    People posting to threads you start by making the first reply about spelling :mad:

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2057179964


  • #3735
    eisenberg1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    branners69 wrote: »
    What is so hard about it?

    Are you really serious? you really consider the rearing of a child as "piece of piss"? Not to be smart, but have you actually reared any?


  • #3736
    beakerjoe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,036 ✭✭✭✭beakerjoe


    eisenberg1 wrote: »
    Are you really serious? you really consider the rearing of a child as "piece of piss"? Not to be smart, but have you actually reared any?


    Whats so hard about it???

    Are you kidding me! Consistantly making sure your kid is on the right road in life, no matter how hard is a constant battle. Those who think its easy arent doing it right.

    Im not even a dad yet


  • #3737
    branners69
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,735 ✭✭✭branners69


    eisenberg1 wrote: »
    Are you really serious? you really consider the rearing of a child as "piece of piss"? Not to be smart, but have you actually reared any?

    I am serious, what is so difficult? My kids (4) are fit and healthy and once I can keep a roof over their heads and food on the table what else is there?

    Parents want this poor me sh!te or it is so tough this day and age to rear kids. Is it fúck, we have it handy!


  • #3738
    AdolfHipster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 178 ✭✭AdolfHipster


    ****ebags wearing no tops in the summer when its mildly temperate outside to be generous.


  • #3739
    eisenberg1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    branners69 wrote: »
    I am serious, what is so difficult? My kids (4) are fit and healthy and once I can keep a roof over their heads and food on the table what else is there?

    Parents want this poor me sh!te or it is so tough this day and age to rear kids. Is it fúck, we have it handy![/QUOT


    My mistake, you are right, all you have to do is feed them, it's a doddle.


  • #3740
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,205 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    branners69 wrote: »
    I am serious, what is so difficult? My kids (4) are fit and healthy and once I can keep a roof over their heads and food on the table what else is there?

    Parents want this poor me sh!te or it is so tough this day and age to rear kids. Is it fúck, we have it handy!

    Fair play to you. Most people look forward to doing something less stressful when their childer are reared up and thrun out, such as farming vampire bats. :pac:


  • #3741
    LynnGrace
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,346 ✭✭✭LynnGrace


    beakerjoe wrote: »
    When your on a Dart and when it pulls into the platform, the lads waiting to get on who stand right up at the door of the Dart before the doors have even opened. How am I meant to get off??? Seriously???

    I get the Luas every now and then, and wonder the same. Why don't people leave a little bit of space for those trying to get off the damn thing. Sometimes it's like a fight to the death (I never exaggerate:D), trying to get out.


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  • #3742
    eisenberg1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    jimgoose wrote: »
    Fair play to you. Most people look forward to doing something less stressful when their childer are reared up and thrun out, such as farming vampire bats. :pac:

    Mr Goose, off topic I know ( I may be dreaming) did you mention something a while back about using milking machine cleaner to wash a patio?


  • #3743
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,205 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    eisenberg1 wrote: »
    Mr Goose, off topic I know ( I may be dreaming) did you mention something a while back about using milking machine cleaner to wash a patio?

    I did, biy. Chlorous milking machine cleaner from your local Co-Op farm store, mixed about 20-to-1 tapwater, in an ordinary watering-can. Sprinkle, have lunch, hose off. Repeat on deep/heavy stained areas.


  • #3744
    LynnGrace
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,346 ✭✭✭LynnGrace


    czechlin wrote: »
    I've no exams going on but I know how you feel. I was stuck in bed and I just couldn't fall asleep, put the light back on around midnight and did some more Spanish, light off around quarter to 1 and still no joy, couldn't get my head around why would I ever use the sentence "Our elephants are not white." I had some weird dreams about elephants and woke up feeling like I spent the night in a tumble dryer :mad:

    That's a very good description! Same here, I am not worth tuppence if I can't sleep.


  • #3745
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    gramar wrote: »
    Maybe I'm getting the wrong end of the stick here but is that a euphemism?
    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    Is that a eupehnism?:D

    Did me and you not discuss lowering the tone a few weeks back?


  • #3746
    whirlpool
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,574 ✭✭✭whirlpool


    Otherwise-intelligent friends sneezing into their hand. Repeatedly. On a regular basis. And then touching you, and other things in your house, without so much as first getting a tissue or washing their hands. It makes me incredibly pissed off.


  • #3747
    AdolfHipster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 178 ✭✭AdolfHipster


    People who try to be overly different or Alternative whilst look ridiculous doing it. Seen a guy reading Ulysess in the middle of Workman's on a packed Saturday night. C'mon mate.


  • #3748
    deise08
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,331 ✭✭✭deise08


    The squelch when you stand on a slug


  • #3749
    eisenberg1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    jimgoose wrote: »
    I did, biy. Chlorous milking machine cleaner from your local Co-Op farm store, mixed about 20-to-1 tapwater, in an ordinary watering-can. Sprinkle, have lunch, hose off. Repeat on deep/heavy stained areas.

    Good man, safe near pets? ( don't worry about the kids:D)


  • #3750
    Czarcasm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,076 ✭✭✭✭Czarcasm


    branners69 wrote: »
    What is so hard about it?


    It's getting harder and harder to catch the little fcuker and put him back in his cage as I get older, and feeding him after 12 is a big no-no, he goes apeshìt altogether! :pac:


    No such thing as "Good morning" in this house -

    Him: "Daaad, you have a very big belly"

    Me: "So? You inherited your mother's big head!"

    "MAAAAAAA..." :D


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  • #3751
    Boskowski
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,361 ✭✭✭Boskowski


    Shop assistants asking me 'are you alright?'

    wtf do I look sick or something? Yes I'm perfectly alright thanks very much. How about asking whether you can help me with something?


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