cocaine parties in the Vatican??

Ben D Bus · 23-03-2014 12:01PM #1

...disguised as packs of cocaine

http://www.rte.ie/news/2014/0323/604027-cocaine-condoms-vatican/

harry Bailey esq · 23-03-2014 12:04PM

German fuzz have intercepted 14 condoms filled roughly a half key of schniff bound for the Vatican!!! im using a phone so can't link here apologies,but its all over the national and international media and April 1st is a week away,effin hell! anybody know an actual figure of permanent Vatican residents? im guessing less than 100,that's 5gms for every resident,that would be some hoolie that's for sure.

fryup · 23-03-2014 12:05PM

wouldn't surprise me,

sure Martin Luther knew what they were up to way back in the 16th century

Mint Aero · 23-03-2014 12:05PM

Yes, so how do we smuggle cocaine into the Vatican and not draw attention to ourselves. Condoms of course! I see Fr. Dougal has moved up in the world.

Amirani · 23-03-2014 12:05PM

Population is just under 1000 iirc.

Sunglasses Ron · 23-03-2014 12:06PM

It happens.

fleet_admiral · 23-03-2014 12:07PM

My father in law always calls the Vatican the largest brothel in the world

antodeco · 23-03-2014 12:07PM

Edit: Was going to quote Mrs Doyle but beaten to it!

Maybe they ordered online on their phones and their autocorrect bothched the order. All the wanted was condoms with a big cock.

Royal Legend · 23-03-2014 12:10PM

http://www.rte.ie/news/2014/0323/604027-cocaine-condoms-vatican/

German customs officials have intercepted a package addressed to the Vatican containing 14 condoms filled with cocaine.

Newspaper Bild am Sonntag said that a box packed with 340 grammes of cocaine valued at €40,000 were seized at the international airport in the eastern city of Leipzig in January.

The narcotics, posted from an unnamed South American country, were in liquid form and had been poured into the condoms and placed in the package addressed to the main postal centre at the Vatican.

The newspaper, citing a German customs report, said authorities handed the package with the drugs to a police officer at the Vatican with the aim of laying a trap for a culprit who might try to claim it.

But Bild said the parcel had remained there since January.

German investigators believe the intended recipient, who remains unknown, was likely tipped off that the package had been intercepted, the newspaper said.

The Vatican office of Interpol is now working on the investigation with German police, according to the report.

German customs authorities could not immediately be reached for comment.

Sunglasses Ron · 23-03-2014 12:11PM

antodeco wrote: »

Edit: Was going to quote Mrs Doyle but beaten to it!

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I actually had a preference for the clip with Ted proclaiming that he is "not trying to buy cocaine!" :pac: But alas, it ain't on there in shorty clippyness.

Meh. Mailed sniff. That's what you get when you let a South American run the place *not a racist, not a racist*

harry Bailey esq · 23-03-2014 12:12PM

NiallSparky wrote: »

Population is just under 1000 iirc.

that's still a half a gram apiece lol

Royal Legend · 23-03-2014 12:14PM

I think they would be more amenable to Leonardo Di Caprios character in the wolf of wall street in regards to using "crack" cocaine

LizT · 23-03-2014 12:21PM

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harry Bailey esq · 23-03-2014 12:21PM

Mint Aero wrote: »

Yes, so how do we smuggle cocaine into the Vatican and not draw attention to ourselves. Condoms of course! I see Fr. Dougal has moved up in the world.

im no expert on international economics,but i can't imagine the Vatican would be a world player on international exports,also its widely known that the cammora(Naples mafia) exclusively supply the Italian coke supply,using well trodden smuggling routes from the balkans,and these guys wouldn't be aresed smuggling a half kilo.i reckon it was for the Vatican itself.

OneArt · 23-03-2014 12:22PM

Royal Legend wrote: »

http://www.rte.ie/news/2014/0323/604027-cocaine-condoms-vatican/

German customs officials have intercepted a package addressed to the Vatican containing 14 condoms filled with cocaine.

Newspaper Bild am Sonntag said that a box packed with 340 grammes of cocaine valued at €40,000 were seized at the international airport in the eastern city of Leipzig in January.

The narcotics, posted from an unnamed South American country, were in liquid form and had been poured into the condoms and placed in the package addressed to the main postal centre at the Vatican.

The newspaper, citing a German customs report, said authorities handed the package with the drugs to a police officer at the Vatican with the aim of laying a trap for a culprit who might try to claim it.

But Bild said the parcel had remained there since January.

German investigators believe the intended recipient, who remains unknown, was likely tipped off that the package had been intercepted, the newspaper said.

The Vatican office of Interpol is now working on the investigation with German police, according to the report.

German customs authorities could not immediately be reached for comment.

The Bildzeitung is Germany's version of the Daily Mail...

demanufactured · 23-03-2014 12:24PM

Sunglasses Ron wrote: »

I actually had a preference for the clip with Ted proclaiming that he is "not trying to buy cocaine!" :pac: But alas, it ain't on there in shorty clippyness.

Meh. Mailed sniff. That's what you get when you let a South American run the place *not a racist, not a racist*

There's not one situation in life where a Fr Ted quote can't be used.....genius.

DEFTLEFTHAND · 23-03-2014 12:29PM

harry Bailey esq wrote: »

im no expert on international economics,but i can't imagine the Vatican would be a world player on international exports,also its widely known that the cammora(Naples mafia) exclusively supply the Italian coke supply,using well trodden smuggling routes from the balkans,and these guys wouldn't be aresed smuggling a half kilo.i reckon it was for the Vatican itself.

Camorra are untouchable in their region Campania, they don't have ultimate control of the trade though, you have N'dragneta, Sacre Corana Unita and the Siclians involved in the game also. ltaly is one big mess when it comes to drug dealing. The Pope won't be able to sort these guys out.

harry Bailey esq · 23-03-2014 12:46PM

DEFTLEFTHAND wrote: »

Camorra are untouchable in their region Campania, they don't have ultimate control of the trade though, you have N'dragneta, Sacre Corana Unita and the Siclians involved in the game also. ltaly is one big mess when it comes to drug dealing. The Pope won't be able to sort these guys out.

fair point,i used camorra as a case in point,you get the idea though? These are some of the most dangerous and wealthy villains in the word,they smuggle by the ton.i think its extremely plausible that the Vatican was the final transit point for the drug.

Cantremember · 23-03-2014 12:51PM

Maybe it was a Feast day. Condoms and Cocaine.

Block (8 · 23-03-2014 01:00PM

Cantremember wrote: »

Maybe it was a Feast day. Condoms and Cocaine.

Nah they're taking the piss they well know it's lent!

DEFTLEFTHAND · 23-03-2014 01:08PM

harry Bailey esq wrote: »

fair point,i used camorra as a case in point,you get the idea though? These are some of the most dangerous and wealthy villains in the word,they smuggle by the ton.i think its extremely plausible that the Vatican was the final transit point for the drug.

Francis is the Mack Daddy, the Capo di tutti Capi. He deals out to the Corsicans and French Algerians who then in turn supply to northern Europe. Vatican always gets the fat cut..

harry Bailey esq · 23-03-2014 01:33PM

DEFTLEFTHAND wrote: »

Francis is the Mack Daddy, the Capo di tutti Capi. He deals out to the Corsicans and French Algerians who then in turn supply to northern Europe. Vatican always gets the fat cut..

if they gave everyone a big snort instead of that 'bread' maybe more people would come to mass. The churchy types are always complaining about low turnouts at Sunday mass....

mikom · 23-03-2014 01:37PM

Say hello to my imaginary friend......

Wacker The Attacker · 23-03-2014 01:58PM

I'd say pope francis and the boys running around the vatican coked off their tits is a sight to behold

"Our father who art in heaven hallowed be thy coke"

bnt · 23-03-2014 02:04PM

Plus there's an added bonus: after you empty the cocaine out of the condom, a little might powder remain behind ... ought to spice things up when you use the condom for its intended purpose. :eek:

Spring Onion · 23-03-2014 02:07PM

fryup wrote: »

wouldn't surprise me,

sure Martin Luther knew what they were up to way back in the 16th century

Yes we should have all become Protesters and we wouldn't have had to endure the sickness of the dysfunctional Roman organisation.

notnumber · 23-03-2014 02:09PM

Coke on a pope.

Spring Onion · 23-03-2014 02:13PM

bnt wrote: »

Plus there's an added bonus: after you empty the cocaine out of the condom, a little might powder remain behind ... ought to spice things up when you use the condom for its intended purpose. :eek:

so you've never had sex before...;)

Wacker The Attacker · 23-03-2014 02:14PM

There used to be an old T-Shirt.

The slogan was "I like the pope. The pope smokes dope"

http://img0.etsystatic.com/010/1/7131267/il_570xN.438323058_l9tl.jpg

Stavros Murphy · 23-03-2014 02:20PM

Have billions in dubious accounts. Grand.
Cover up massive child abuse rings.Grand.
Ruin lives across the world with corrupt dogma.Grand

Post a little Schniff. O.M.G!!!

Popey must be going "jasus, who knew, Don Vito was right, do whatever you want to, just stay away from drugs."

DEFTLEFTHAND · 23-03-2014 02:22PM

Just flicking through yesterdays Indo here and I saw that Pope Francis issued a warning to the Mafia on Friday at a special mass to commerate victims of mob activity in Italy. His words, "Give up your life of bloodstained money and power, Please change yourselves, stop doing evil".

The Capo says its over, they'll listen to him all mafioso are also staunch Catholics.... they won't

cocaine parties in the Vatican??

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