Threads you REALLY wanted to post a funny response to..

StompToWork · 22-03-2014 02:50AM #1

Being the a$$hole that I am, I have clicked into a number of threads during my time on Boards, read the OP, and was about to type a witty/scathing/cutting remark, but held short because the thread wasn't in After Hours, and I knew the OP was requesting a real answer.

My question is, what threads have you seen in other forums on boards did you really want to make a funny comment on but didn't because it wasn't appropriate.

At this point, I should suggest that perhaps you shouldn't mention the username, thread title, or "copy and paste" the original post. Ad libs will do. Basically, probably not a good idea to make it easy for us to find the thread!!!

This was prompted by a thread I saw tonight where someone was looking for a public fax machine! I REALLY wanted to say "1996".

shanered · 22-03-2014 02:52AM

Can't believe you made a rule

StompToWork · 22-03-2014 02:53AM

An attempt to make this Mod-friendly.

Stavros Murphy · 22-03-2014 02:54AM

Everything in "Regions". I have to bite my fingers. Plenty wish I'd cut them off and have done with..

Specialun · 22-03-2014 02:55AM

Not got a clue what your on about

The Backwards Man · 22-03-2014 02:58AM

I was gonna dive into this thread and exclaim

WELL NOT THIS THREAD ANYWAY!!

But then I decided not to.

pharmaton · 22-03-2014 02:58AM

the talk to forums

company reps need a laugh too. so hard not to push the keys

edit:just realised I mentioned the forums

oh well

Sir Osis of Liver. · 22-03-2014 03:01AM

I tried fairly hard with this one.

Stavros Murphy · 22-03-2014 03:04AM

The Backwards Man wrote: »

I was gonna dive into this thread and exclaim

WELL NOT THIS THREAD ANYWAY!!

But then I decided not to.

But you did. Self expression is a good thing. It's not healthy to bottle it up. "Name a good place to live in Kildare" gets me every time, "DALKEY" being my answer of choice...

RayM · 22-03-2014 03:08AM

I'm always tempted to use the term 'fast lane' in the Motors forum.

Mr. Incognito · 22-03-2014 03:09AM

You really should refrain. You're not funny. Trying hard but, no.

Stavros Murphy · 22-03-2014 03:10AM

RayM wrote: »

I'm always tempted to use the term 'fast lane' in the Motors forum.

Or "Road Tax"

The Backwards Man · 22-03-2014 03:11AM

RayM wrote: »

I'm always tempted to use the term 'fast lane' in the Motors forum.

I've always been tempted to proclaim my love for black pepper in the Mustard forum.

Stavros Murphy · 22-03-2014 03:11AM

Mr. Incognito wrote: »

You really should refrain. You're not funny. Trying hard but, no.

Fcuk that. I'm funny.

My Mammy said so. She's deaf though, but still..

sopretty · 22-03-2014 03:12AM

I find myself tittering at each and every thread title on the Farmers forum.

Stavros Murphy · 22-03-2014 03:15AM

sopretty wrote: »

I find myself tittering at each and every thread title on the Farmers forum.

"My Bull won't mount my Heifers, what should I do??"

I have to gag myself tbh, It's a struggle..

sopretty · 22-03-2014 03:19AM

Stavros Murphy wrote: »

"My Bull won't mount my Heifers, what should I do??"

I have to gag myself tbh, It's a struggle..

Cow with wide teats. :eek:

Dr Turk Turkelton · 22-03-2014 03:32AM

Stavros Murphy wrote: »

Or "Road Tax"

I try save that one for the cycling forum.
They love it there...

RayM · 22-03-2014 03:39AM

"So, I was cruising along in the fast lane of the M6 at 80km/h (in my Micra), when this maniac started flashing his lights at me. How rude is that, eh? So I slowed right down."

StompToWork · 22-03-2014 03:43AM

RayM wrote: »

"So, I was cruising along in the fast lane of the M6 at 80km/h (in my Micra), when this maniac started flashing his lights at me. How rude is that, eh? So I slowed right down."

There is no "fast lane". There is an OVERTAKING LANE!!

orangesoda · 22-03-2014 03:56AM

I use Digital Spy sometimes, it is awkward when you get the sites mixed up and you make a comment about sweaty ball begs, they don't enjoy adult jokes as much over there

Ann Landers · 22-03-2014 04:00AM

StompToWork wrote: »

and was about to type a witty/scathing/cutting remark

How could you deprive boards.ie of your talents like that? :pac:

StompToWork · 22-03-2014 04:06AM

Ann Landers wrote: »

How could you deprive boards.ie of your talents like that? :pac:

Why don't you go and......and.......take a short walk off a long pier, you......you...................you...............POOPY HEAD!!

ardle1 · 22-03-2014 04:28AM

Well I suppose one comes to mind, 'Lets all Laugh at People with Depression'!
I'd like to post, No I wont laugh at people with depression, I'd rather feel really sorry for them, and hope that they get some help and in time become a happier person lol lol ahhhh ha ha ha......

:):mad

:mad::) ah fcuk I don't know........ Anyway I don't like the title off that particular thread!!..... oh btw don't bother trying to explain it to me, I get it I really kinda do!

whirlpool · 22-03-2014 12:53PM

Personal Issues. I did it once.
Someone who thought they were god's gift couldn't understand why their new boyfriend didn't feel the same. Something like that. I posted a snide response, got banned for a week.

Sir Arthur Daley · 22-03-2014 01:46PM

Stavros Murphy wrote: »

"My Bull won't mount my Heifers, what should I do??"

I have to gag myself tbh, It's a struggle..

"horn up dehorner" is another one

For Forks Sake · 22-03-2014 01:51PM

sopretty wrote: »

I find myself tittering at each and every thread title on the Farmers forum.

I'm perplexed at both the existence, and popularity of the Sheep forum

Sir Arthur Daley · 22-03-2014 01:55PM

For Forks Sake wrote: »

I'm perplexed at both the existence, and popularity of the Sheep forum

"lamb with runny discharge" is a big problem you know

PizzamanIRL · 22-03-2014 04:58PM

I had so many replies to threads in the prison forum and when I went to post them, I copped on and realised I couldn't

Tar.Aldarion · 22-03-2014 06:19PM

Stavros Murphy wrote: »

Fcuk that. I'm funny.

My Mammy said so. She's deaf though, but still..

Guess that means she thinks you are funny lookin'

22-03-2014 06:41PM

Every time someone posts in PI, "does X like me?"

Hmmm... let me get my crystal ball and help you avoid living. I'm always SO tempted to write a very detailed sarcastic reply.

Threads you REALLY wanted to post a funny response to..

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