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Bouncer for teenagers party

  • 21-03-2014 07:48PM
    #1
    Silverbling
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 311 ✭✭


    Hi

    I did not know what forum to put this on so I thought I would put it here because I know its a bonkers idea.

    My daughter is making her communion and I have a couple of marquees in the garage. I asked my son to get some mates to help me put them up to see if any bits are missing.

    It is his 15th birthday next month so he had the brainwave of leaving them up and having a party.

    I said 30 people, he says 70, I say no drink, he says yes to no drink but I can't stop them drinking before they arrive.

    I said invite only and no facebook, he agreed but his phone is hopping.

    Do you know where I can get a bouncer in South Dublin? I do not need a fully qualified expensive one just someone who can be there as a preventative


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  • #2
    My name is URL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,626 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    It is his 15th birthday next month

    I said 30 people, he says 70, I say no drink, he says yes

    Sounds like he needs a kick up the hole!


  • #3
    kneemos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,606 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    Your fourteen year old is insisting on drink?Nice.


  • #4
    hfallada
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,179 ✭✭✭hfallada


    Your a parent! Just make it clear to him that its 30 people and no alcohol. Otherwise no party. Im young and I think driving at a 15 th is ridiculous


  • #5
    Newaglish
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,734 ✭✭✭Newaglish


    A couple of marquees for a communion?!


  • #6
    mikom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    Silverbling wrote: »

    It is his 15th birthday next month

    I said 30 people, he says 70, I say no drink, he says yes

    Tell him I said to get fucked.

    Who's the parent?


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  • #7
    Frosty McSnowballs
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,396 ✭✭✭Frosty McSnowballs


    Just toss a grenade in.


  • #8
    Mint Aero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,570 ✭✭✭Mint Aero


    You're a terrible parent tbh


  • #9
    Sir Arthur Daley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,720 ✭✭✭Sir Arthur Daley


    Silverbling wrote: »
    I said invite only and no facebook, he agreed but his phone is hopping.

    Turn off the wifi.


  • #10
    MagicMarker
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32,865 ✭✭✭✭MagicMarker


    We know who wears the trousers in your family anyway.


  • #11
    jdawson
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 38 ✭jdawson


    Wind up. Nobody is that stupid.


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  • #12
    ElleEm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,981 ✭✭✭ElleEm


    hfallada wrote: »
    Your a parent! Just make it clear to him that its 30 people and no alcohol. Otherwise no party. Im young and I think driving at a 15 th is ridiculous

    It's the drinking I would be more concerned with :P


  • #13
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 6,321 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    You let your 14 yr old dictate terms to you? he needs a thick ear


  • #14
    Silverbling
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 311 ✭✭Silverbling


    ooops edited that, he does not want drink there


  • #15
    mikom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    Silverbling wrote: »
    ooops edited that, he does not want drink there

    Weed?


  • #16
    PrettyBoy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,213 ✭✭✭PrettyBoy


    Did your son give you permission to hire a bouncer?


  • #17
    Santa Cruz
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,126 ✭✭✭Santa Cruz


    ElleEm wrote: »
    It's the drinking I would be more concerned with :P

    and the subsequent vomiting on the bouncy castle


  • #18
    Silverbling
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 311 ✭✭Silverbling


    Newaglish wrote: »
    A couple of marquees for a communion?!

    LOL I rent them out but need to see if all the bits are there and working


  • #19
    Grayditch
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,347 ✭✭✭✭Grayditch


    15 year old. Calling the shots. Possibly kids turning up drunk. Amazing.


  • #20
    wazky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,516 ✭✭✭wazky


    Silverbling wrote: »
    ooops edited that, he does not want drink there

    What is point in a teenage party with no drink?, sure how would you manage to a get shtinky finger at all.


  • #21
    Aint Eazy Being Cheezy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,634 ✭✭✭Aint Eazy Being Cheezy


    Bouncer?





    Should be getting a bouncing castle. Lil teenybopper.


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  • #22
    Fr_Dougal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,167 ✭✭✭Fr_Dougal


    Jaysus.

    You'd be better off investing that bouncer money in Supernanny, no wonder there are so many little fvckers going around.


  • #23
    ElleEm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,981 ✭✭✭ElleEm


    Feck the idea of a bouncer... just get a few of the parents to hang around. There will be no craic then!


  • #24
    Silverbling
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 311 ✭✭Silverbling


    mikom wrote: »
    Weed?

    My son will not smoke weed but yes that is why I want a bouncer, no drink or drugs allowed


  • #25
    Frosty McSnowballs
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,396 ✭✭✭Frosty McSnowballs


    Just hire a few strippers


  • #26
    wazky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,516 ✭✭✭wazky


    Silverbling wrote: »
    My son will not smoke weed but yes that is why I want a bouncer, no drink or drugs allowed

    I heard he likes the odd line of talc powder.


  • #27
    mikom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    Will the Brazilians and Germans be getting their heads kicked in before or after the rice crispie treats?


  • #28
    zl1whqvjs75cdy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,041 ✭✭✭zl1whqvjs75cdy


    You could just stand up to the snot nosed little bollox and be a parent. Just a suggestion.


  • #29
    Silverbling
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 311 ✭✭Silverbling


    TheZohan wrote: »
    Jaysus.

    You'd be better off investing that bouncer money in Supernanny, no wonder there are so many little fvckers going around.

    Jeez you lot are harsh, it was a typo, there WILL BE NO DRINK, if I was such a sh1t parent I would not be looking for a bouncer to look after every body elses little fvckers


  • #30
    wazky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,516 ✭✭✭wazky


    Silverbling wrote: »
    Jeez you lot are harsh, it was a typo, there WILL BE NO DRINK, if I was such a sh1t parent I would not be looking for a bouncer to look after every body elses little fvckers

    Sounds like you need a bouncer to protect yourself from the little delight.


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  • #31
    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    There was a company called Huntly-McCann that specialised in Supervision of Childrens events

    I dont have their number


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