these magic fellas

jane82 · 19-03-2014 01:09AM #1

Theres a new fella troy. Street magician chap. He took a lend of a fellas hat on one side of a drawbridge. There was a big cowd gathered because the bridge had gone up and they were all waiting to cross.
Then he pulled a jacket over him and let it fall to the ground. Low and behold he was on the other side of the bridge.
Now I am not one for suggesting this fella is magic. Is he just paying everyone to look shocked on these tricks? It doesnt look like he has a huge budget.
How did he get to the other side of the bridge in under a second.
The man he took the hat off said specifically 1 second had passed.
Id blame bungee chord but I dont know magic and he was in the middle of a crowd.

Kovu · 19-03-2014 01:11AM

Can I have some of what you're having :pac:

mikom · 19-03-2014 01:13AM

Paid stooges and editing.

Sir Arthur Daley · 19-03-2014 01:15AM

He would earn a fortune fixing iphone screens.

kneemos · 19-03-2014 01:15AM

Twins dude.Oldest con in the book.

Mellor · 19-03-2014 01:17AM

Troy has a twin brother, who is conveniently also a magician.
The brother was hiding on the other side of the bridge, Troy is on this side under the bridge. Troy is a troll.

As for the hat, Troy picks who ever in the crowd closest matches the hat his brother has.

jane82 · 19-03-2014 01:20AM

So you reckon he just stops the camera when they lift the coat and hit record again when hes over the other side and drop the coat?
Thats disgraceful he can get rich off that.
What happened to the days of ingenuity.

jane82 · 19-03-2014 01:21AM

Does he really have a twin?

Wacker The Attacker · 19-03-2014 01:22AM

shut up

jane82 · 19-03-2014 01:28AM

Wacker The Attacker wrote: »

shut up

Are you the gaurdian of the bridge magic secret?

kneemos · 19-03-2014 01:32AM

Hate magicians.

Butterface · 19-03-2014 01:33AM

jane82 wrote: »

Does he really have a twin?

Are you doing some serious trolling jane? Last week you were using boards to ask if that story from Waterford Whispers about Garth Brooks was true.. :rolleyes:

jane82 · 19-03-2014 01:35AM

Butterface wrote: »

Are you doing some serious trolling jane? Last week you were using boards to ask if that story from Waterford Whispers about Garth Brooks was true.. :rolleyes:

I think you will find that wasnt me. You have me mistaken. Put your apology on one side of the drawbridge,put a hat on it. Ill wait on the other side.
Make it happen. Be the bigger man.

jane82 · 19-03-2014 01:43AM

Jeez you must be typing a long ass apology.

Sir Arthur Daley · 19-03-2014 01:44AM

jane82 wrote: »

Jeez you must be typing a long ass apology.

Could be still on dial up

jane82 · 19-03-2014 01:47AM

May change thread title to butterfaces apology.

catallus · 19-03-2014 01:53AM

I think we should make this guy king of the planet; I mean he can do some pretty nifty shít, like.

jane82 · 19-03-2014 01:56AM

Yeah I seen him eat an apple then turn it back into a new apple what the **** like?
Could he endwirld hunger, was it a genius bit of well hidden cleanable paint in his mouth or did he just stop the camera switch apples and pay the stall worker to look shocked?

catallus · 19-03-2014 01:57AM

It's actual magic! It's real!

jane82 · 19-03-2014 02:00AM

If it was actual magic he wouldnt be going around telling people. You could have anything in the world if you were really magic provided you kept schtum.

kneemos · 19-03-2014 02:01AM

jane82 wrote: »

Yeah I seen him eat an apple then turn it back into a new apple what the **** like?
Could he endwirld hunger, was it a genius bit of well hidden cleanable paint in his mouth or did he just stop the camera switch apples and pay the stall worker to look shocked?

It's quite normal for magicians to have paid extras on hand.
Wonder have they begun using CGI for some of their tricks.

catallus · 19-03-2014 02:02AM

I saw the guy and looked into his eyes. He has a pure soul, man. He only wants to be a magician on TV, bringing happiness to strangers. Let him do his thing, Jane, let him do his thing.

jane82 · 19-03-2014 02:04AM

Maybe the hat was some sort of teleportTion device.

jane82 · 19-03-2014 02:05AM

Cgi magic is interesting. Never thought of that.

jane82 · 19-03-2014 03:00PM

I woke up this morning and the wife said did butterface apologise. She said Im not the man she thought I was when I told her no.

Mince Pie · 19-03-2014 05:50PM

Mind blown by this thread. Twins! Wow

and where is Butterface?

Sir Arthur Daley · 19-03-2014 05:52PM

Mince Pie wrote: »

Mind blown by this thread. Twins! Wow

and where is Butterface?

Is Butterface Troys twin?

Mince Pie · 19-03-2014 06:00PM

WikiHow wrote: »

Is Butterface Troys twin?

The plot thickens.......

Butterface · 19-03-2014 06:01PM

jane82 wrote: »

I woke up this morning and the wife said did butterface apologise. She said Im not the man she thought I was when I told her no.

Apologies Jane82. I swanned into this thread yesterday and cast aspersions about you and I was.. wrong! It was Hardluckwoman who started that other thread, and instead of doing my homework, I just plucked that link out of my arse and splattered it all over your reputation. Please forgive me!

rubadub · 19-03-2014 06:03PM

kneemos wrote: »

Hate magicians.

I hate this style of magician, I don't mean street ones, just fake video editing ones, which I presume must be after looking at some tricks. By fake I mean editing and using actors, before someone says "you know magics not real right?".

I remember years my friend & his GF telling me about this amazing program where a guy "really levitated". This was David Blaine, now he did a genuine decent trick levitating on one foot, but then in the show edited in bits of him being lifted with a harness, this was supposed to edited to then show shocked faces on people who were actually looking at the earlier far less impressive trick, but making out like this was done infront of them.

If I want to see lads doing stuff like that I'll just watch the matrix or something.

jane82 · 19-03-2014 06:03PM

I feel I have so much closure. I hope one day you can be apologised to too butterface then you too can be fully closureised

these magic fellas

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