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St paddys day joke

  • 16-03-2014 08:31AM
    #1
    DEFTLEFTHAND
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,499 ✭✭✭✭


    What did St Patrick say to the snakes when he was driving them out of Ireland.

    Are ya alright in the back there lads.

    Haruga!! Haruga!!!! pockata pockata, hubba hubba, somebody shtop me!!!


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  • #2
    strobe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,872 ✭✭✭strobe


    :D Jesus man, you starting early or still going from last night?


  • #3
    The_Valeyard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,452 ✭✭✭✭The_Valeyard


    DEFTLEFTHAND wrote: »
    What did St Patrick say to the snakes when he was driving them out of Ireland.

    Are ya alright in the back there lads.

    Haruga!! Haruga!!!! pockata pockata, hubba hubba, somebody shtop me!!!


    Im seriously thinking about flagging this post lol


  • #4
    Santa Cruz
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,126 ✭✭✭Santa Cruz


    I blame the Dutch Gold


  • #5
    DEFTLEFTHAND
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,499 ✭✭✭✭DEFTLEFTHAND


    Santa Cruz wrote: »
    I blame the Dutch Gold

    Ben den den dom , crash that whip, ben den dom, do do de do yeah yeah.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIEVqFB4WUo


  • #6
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 99,589 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    St. Patrick walks into a bar...

    Sits down at the bar and orders a pint. The barman goes off to get it. Then Patrick hears a small voice say "that's a nice crozier you have there St. Patrick." Looking around he sees no one. A little later there is another voice and he hears "you're looking fine today St. Patrick" - and yet he is still the only one in the bar. Thoughts of dementia arise when he hears "That was a great mass you did last Sunday"

    Just then the barman arrives back with the pint. St Patrick asks him about the voices. Barman says "nothing to worry about - it's the peanuts d'ya see" "What" says Patrick - "Well" said the barman - "they are complimentary... "


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  • #7
    Lapin
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,183 ✭✭✭✭Lapin


    A lad proposed to his girl on St. Patrick's Day. He gave her a ring with a synthetic diamond. The excited young lass showed it to her father, a jeweller. He took one look at it and saw it wasn't real.
    The young lass on learning it wasn't real returned to her future husband. She protested vehemently about his cheapness.
    'It was in honour of St. Patrick's Day, 'he smiled.
    'I gave you a sham rock.'
















    Ok ok, I'll pull the door out after me. :o


  • #8
    donvito99
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,818 ✭✭✭donvito99


    Don't you mean AWOOOOOGAH!?


  • #9
    wretcheddomain
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,094 ✭✭✭wretcheddomain


    What do you call St. Patrick after he scores 3 goals?

    St. Hatrick


  • #10
    Sam Kade
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,297 ✭✭✭✭Sam Kade


    DEFTLEFTHAND wrote: »
    What did St Patrick say to the snakes when he was driving them out of Ireland.

    Are ya alright in the back there lads.

    Haruga!! Haruga!!!! pockata pockata, hubba hubba, somebody shtop me!!!
    Plenty of them missed the bus I know a few that are still around, the two legged type ;)


  • #11
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 99,589 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Champagne for my real friends.

    Real pain for my sham friends.


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  • #12
    Wacker The Attacker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,473 ✭✭✭Wacker The Attacker


    DEFTLEFTHAND wrote: »
    What did St Patrick say to the snakes when he was driving them out of Ireland.

    Are ya alright in the back there lads.

    Haruga!! Haruga!!!! pockata pockata, hubba hubba, somebody shtop me!!!

    This is the new Ireland.

    Underage drinking a day early


  • #13
    Wacker The Attacker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,473 ✭✭✭Wacker The Attacker


    donvito99 wrote: »
    Don't you mean AWOOOOOGAH!?


    No. He means "Jesus sufferin' muthaf*cka"


  • #14
    Sir Arthur Daley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,720 ✭✭✭Sir Arthur Daley


    Q: What's long & green & has a low I.Q.?

    A: a St. Patrick's Day Parade


  • #15
    fleet_admiral
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,750 ✭✭✭fleet_admiral


    he forgot Leinster House hurr durr


  • #16
    Busted Flat.
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,003 ✭✭✭Busted Flat.


    WikiHow wrote: »
    Q: What's long & green & has a low I.Q.?

    A: a St. Patrick's Day Parade

    Crikey you must have done some research to come up with that.


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