JuicePlus - Just another herbalife pyramid scheme?

COH · 12-03-2014 10:16PM #1

Has anyone any experience with juiceplus? I know a few people who have recently signed up as 'distributors'... anything that involves becoming a distributor is a huge red flag for me. I googled it read OJ Simpson used to be the face of it so I don't want to dismiss it out of hand in case, well you know... OJ gets all butt hurt and murders me.

So what I'm asking you all is this: if approached should I...

(A) Tiger uppercut
(B) Remain calm and consider the peer reviewed science. Yeah, science... with actual peers.
(C) Jump at the opportunity to make thousands a month selling nothing and recruiting more distributors? THOUSANDS!!!
(D) *Insert suggestion here*

WHIP IT! · 12-03-2014 10:49PM

COH wrote: »

Has anyone any experience with juiceplus? I know a few people who have recently signed up as 'distributors'... anything that involves becoming a distributor is a huge red flag for me. I googled it read OJ Simpson used to be the face of it so I don't want to dismiss it out of hand in case, well you know... OJ gets all butt hurt and murders me.

So what I'm asking you all is this: if approached should I...

(A) Tiger uppercut
(B) Remain calm and consider the peer reviewed science. Yeah, science... with actual peers.
(C) Jump at the opportunity to make thousands a month selling nothing and recruiting more distributors? THOUSANDS!!!
(D) *Insert suggestion here*

First of all, I think you should go with the OJ theme and allow fellow boardsies to use this thread to come up with their funniest 'OJ rhyme' along the lines of 'if the glove don't fit, you must acquit'...

Here's mine: "If OJ's sellin' Juice, ya gotta turn him loose!"

Hanley · 12-03-2014 10:54PM

A few of my UK trainer buddies never shut up about how much they hate it. Sooooooo... (A)

Sangre · 12-03-2014 11:08PM

Oj...Juice.

heh.

COH · 13-03-2014 12:02AM

Further investigation has revealed high levels of chronic retardation and w*nkology... Option A it is

Inspector Coptoor · 13-03-2014 11:21PM

I have been approached by a girl I went to college with over 10 years ago to "distribute a product with huge potential for extra earnings".

Sorry love, I'm busy today & tomorrow & eh, never like you anyway

thehamo · 14-03-2014 04:33PM

I once knew a girl who got chattin to a man who was friends with this fella who knew some lad that said he was talking to some woman that made MILLIONS from it.

So..

JuicePlus - Just another herbalife pyramid scheme?

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