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Do you know how many people you've had sex with!?!?

  • 06-03-2014 11:17PM
    #1
    TeddyTedson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    Personally I'm saving myself for marriage :)
    But do boardsies generally know a figure for this?
    I remember a friend a few years back who knew the exact figure...well so he says, it was 50 something at the time.
    I would have thought someone sad enough to keep up the counting for that long wouldn't have been getting too much action. However I seen this guy in action and I doubt he was making it up. A little sad though.

    Would anybody be put off a partner if they discovered early in the relationship that they had slept with too many/little people?

    Which boardsie has had sex with the most people? AMP or Karl Hungus most likely but lets find out.


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Comments

  • #2
    catallus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,106 ✭✭✭catallus


    Hi Teddy. How you doin'?


  • #3
    shopaholic01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    Yes, I know.


  • #4
    antodeco
    Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,722 ✭✭✭✭antodeco


    Does with yourself count?

    Also, does it count if they don't know?


  • #5
    Renegade Mechanic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,928 ✭✭✭Renegade Mechanic


    Fist fight between Pighead and Mint Aero in 3...... 2.......


  • #6
    Gongoozler
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,263 ✭✭✭Gongoozler


    I don't know how many. Could count, probably on one hand, but ugh effort.
    Don't know how many of boyfriend has either. Don't want or need to know. It's not really something that of itself should concern you.


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  • #7
    Mint Aero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,570 ✭✭✭Mint Aero


    The "!?!?" in the title suggests shock at the realisation of the low number of sexual partners the Op has had. That, or he has a penchant for encasing individual corn flakes in marshmallows, making poofy flakes.


  • #8
    wazky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,516 ✭✭✭wazky


    So don't include the sheep then?


  • #9
    Ihatecuddles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,986 ✭✭✭Ihatecuddles


    I know the exact number but I'd struggle thinking of all the names to be honest. I'd get there in the end!


  • #10
    Trey Slimy Toupee
    Posts: 81,308 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Trey Slimy Toupee


    It's 1030pm! Do you know where your children are?!?!?!


  • #11
    ArtSmart
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,610 ✭✭✭ArtSmart


    Gongoozler wrote: »
    I don't know how many. Could count, probably on one hand, but ugh effort.
    .

    are we only counting ONE hand?


    darn it.


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  • #12
    Ihatecuddles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,986 ✭✭✭Ihatecuddles


    TeddyTedson wrote: »
    Which boardsie has had sex with the most people? AMP or Karl Hungus most likely but lets find out.

    If you worded this a bit differently I reckon I'm the winner :P


  • #13
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    More than 1

    Less than 1000


  • #14
    TeddyTedson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    mauzo! wrote: »
    If you worded this a bit differently I reckon I'm the winner :P

    How so? (A bit slow today)(Everyday)


  • #15
    whupdedo
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,513 ✭✭✭whupdedo


    I don't have sex, i make love:cool:


  • #16
    we'llallhavetea
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,031 ✭✭✭we'llallhavetea


    not that many, although, I am a bigger whore than most apparently ;)

    seriously though, I dunno, but I'd remember if I could be arsed!


  • #17
    shopaholic01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    whupdedo wrote: »
    I don't have sex, i make love
    I fucking hate that expression. :mad:


  • #18
    Muise...
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,512 ✭✭✭Muise...


    People who keep count don't really count in my book.


  • #19
    woodoo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,219 ✭✭✭woodoo


    shopaholic01 wrote: »
    I fucking hate that expression. :mad:

    You prefer to call it **** ;)


  • #20
    Mint Aero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,570 ✭✭✭Mint Aero


    shopaholic01 wrote: »
    I fucking hate that expression. :mad:

    Because no one has made love to you? :p


  • #21
    vandriver
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,481 ✭✭✭vandriver


    No poll


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  • #22
    BillyMitchel
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,324 ✭✭✭BillyMitchel


    Not a clue. Stop counting in my early 20s which is 10 years ago now.

    It's been one hell of a ride, that's all I can say.


  • #23
    maguic24
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,790 ✭✭✭maguic24


    TeddyTedson wrote: »
    Personally I'm saving myself for marriage :)

    I think I've died a little bit inside. :( Seriously, it's mean to be flaunting a figure like yours without lending your equipment to others for a service. :P

    To answer your question, only one. My current long term bf. :)


  • #24
    Frosty McSnowballs
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,396 ✭✭✭Frosty McSnowballs


    Homer J taught me how to make love.


  • #25
    Ihatecuddles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,986 ✭✭✭Ihatecuddles


    Someone once told me that if matches or is greater than your age you're a whore. That person was a teenager but I still laughed!


  • #26
    Cupcake_Crisis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,448 ✭✭✭✭Cupcake_Crisis


    Yep. Could give you a number, their names and if I wanted to I could still get in touch with all of them.


  • #27
    4200fps
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,279 ✭✭✭4200fps


    I'm single since may and I counted 21 girls I slept with and I slept with half of them many times during that period. If I was to put a figure on how many I slept with the last 12 years id say it be the 500mark or so. I use dating sites mostly, it's all down to charm. Get her laughing and feeling good, be nice and let them know you don't get attached to a girl to easy they will hunt you down.


  • #28
    orangesoda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,223 ✭✭✭orangesoda


    Very little, i have anxiety problems so i get far more pleasure from wan*ing the balls of myself in the comfort of my bedroom


  • #29
    orangesoda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,223 ✭✭✭orangesoda


    4200fps wrote: »
    I'm single since may and I counted 21 girls I slept with and I slept with half of them many times during that period. If I was to put a figure on how many I slept with the last 12 years id say it be the 500mark or so. I use dating sites mostly, it's all down to charm. Get her laughing and feeling good, be nice and let them know you don't get attached to a girl to easy they will hunt you down.

    so you've slept with the entire female population of leitrim?


  • #30
    Penny Tration
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,687 ✭✭✭✭Penny Tration


    Yup, I know how many. I also know their names and phone numbers and could contact any of them if needed. Actually, I'm still in contact with 3 of them (one being my bf, two are exes I'm on good terms with). :)


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  • #31
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    I don't remember the past 15 years to well so no.

    Enough though.


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