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John Gilligan Shot

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  • #302
    Hangballlouie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,208 ✭✭✭Hangballlouie


    John Gilligan facts.

    He has claws as big as cups.
    He has four ears, two for listening and two "are sort of back-up ears". Some might be on the inside of its head.
    He has a retractable leg so he "can leap up at you better."
    He has magnets on his tail, so "if you're made out of metal, he can attach himself to you"
    He lights up at night
    He has a tremendous fear of stamps
    His yawn sounds like Liam Neeson chasing a load of hens around inside a barrel
    He has no mouth, but instead has four arses,
    He only has eyebrows on Saturdays.
    He lives "on the place where there should be moors" (Clondalkin)
    He makes a "terrible howling noise"
    He is the size of a jaguar.
    He has got big white teeth, as sharp as knives.


  • #303
    Guy:Incognito
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 38,227 ✭✭✭✭Guy:Incognito


    Is his mother still alive? If not I wonder who'll be trotted out to say how terrible it is and how hes a devoted family man that wouldn't hurt a fly and never touched drugs etc etc.


  • #304
    Cantremember
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,305 ✭✭✭Cantremember


    Blay wrote: »
    I don't know, you're the one who said it:pac:

    No I didn't. I MISTYPED Gilligan and corrected it. Figure that out now. So you tell me Who the **** is Gillian?


  • #305
    Eight Ball
    Closed Accounts Posts: 906 ✭✭✭Eight Ball


    Guy:Incognito wrote: »
    Is his mother still alive? If not I wonder who'll be trotted out to say how terrible it is and how hes a devoted family man that wouldn't hurt a fly and never touched drugs etc etc.

    It's the lack of facilities don't you know


  • #306
    Witcher
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,521 ✭✭✭✭Witcher


    Cantremember wrote: »
    No I didn't. I MISTYPED Gilligan and corrected it. Figure that out now. So you tell me Who the **** is Gillian?

    So it was a typo..Gatling could have made the same mistake..why did you light on him?

    Why are you asking me who 'Gillian' is? << This is the first time I've even typed 'Gillian' in this thread.


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  • #307
    c_man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,436 ✭✭✭c_man


    Tell him that the good people of AH hate him. That should finish him off.


  • #308
    Cantremember
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,305 ✭✭✭Cantremember


    Gatling wrote: »
    Got cramp yet

    Why would I have cramp? Utterly idiotic comment. No doubt in your universe it's brilliant.


  • #309
    Cantremember
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,305 ✭✭✭Cantremember


    Blay wrote: »
    So it was a typo..Gatling could have made the same mistake..why did you light on him?

    Why are you asking me who 'Gillian' is? << This is the first time I've even typed 'Gillian' in this thread.

    Go and read some of the shyte you posted over a typo.


  • #310
    Muahahaha
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,832 ✭✭✭✭Muahahaha


    Is he dead lads or not ?


  • #311
    DellyBelly
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,117 ✭✭✭DellyBelly


    I heard from a reliable source he was shot three times...don't know if he's survived.


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  • #312
    Witcher
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,521 ✭✭✭✭Witcher


    Cantremember wrote: »
    Go and read some of the shyte you posted over a typo.

    I posted 'Poor girl'...I was taking the piss out of your mistake. Don't get annoyed over it now:pac:


  • #313
    Molly14
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10 ✭Molly14


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    It's a plot to overshadow Enda's speech tonight.

    Without a doubt!


  • #314
    Happyman42
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,066 ✭✭✭✭Happyman42


    DellyBelly wrote: »
    I heard from a reliable source he was shot three times...don't know if he's survived.

    4 according to sindo twitter


  • #315
    finix
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 325 ✭✭finix


    Guy:Incognito wrote: »
    Is his mother still alive? If not I wonder who'll be trotted out to say how terrible it is and how hes a devoted family man that wouldn't hurt a fly and never touched drugs etc etc.
    Trot me out and I will say he is a bollix and his family have the morals of an alley cat or a drug dealer


  • #316
    Cantremember
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,305 ✭✭✭Cantremember


    Blay wrote: »
    I posted 'Poor girl'...I was taking the piss out of your mistake. Don't get annoyed over it now:pac:

    A typo? You go around thinking typos are worth that? You are a majorly annoying loser. **** off with yourself.


  • #317
    Witcher
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,521 ✭✭✭✭Witcher


    Cantremember wrote: »
    A typo? You go around thinking typos are worth that? You are a majorly annoying loser. **** off with yourself.

    Aww is the lickle baby boy annoyed?:pac:


  • #318
    zweton
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,758 ✭✭✭zweton


    do i see sinead o connor?


  • #319
    Gatling
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,291 ✭✭✭✭Gatling


    Blay wrote: »
    Aww is the lickle baby annoyed?:pac:

    Probably felling repressed
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  • #320
    Cantremember
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,305 ✭✭✭Cantremember


    Blay wrote: »
    Aww is the lickle baby annoyed?:pac:

    What is lickle? You live in some parallel universe mate. Go **** yourself.


  • #321
    Witcher
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,521 ✭✭✭✭Witcher


    Cantremember wrote: »
    What is lickle? You live in some parallel universe mate. Go **** yourself.

    Awwww:pac: Coochie coochie coo..don't cry now:pac:


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  • #322
    Cantremember
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,305 ✭✭✭Cantremember


    Gatling wrote: »
    Probably felling repressed

    I think you have something you want to confess.


  • #323
    Renegade Mechanic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,928 ✭✭✭Renegade Mechanic


    Looks like he might make it. Oh well. Third time's the charm.


  • #324
    Cantremember
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,305 ✭✭✭Cantremember


    Blay wrote: »
    Awwww:pac: Coochie coochie coo..don't cry now:pac:

    Why do you try to feel superior to people? There's a real problem behind that.


  • #325
    Witcher
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,521 ✭✭✭✭Witcher


    Cantremember wrote: »
    Why do you try to feel superior to people? There's a real problem behind that.

    You're the one losing the head because someone took the piss out of you:pac:

    Can't even laugh at yourself ffs:pac:


  • #326
    sopretty
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,009 ✭✭✭sopretty


    He'll probably take a case to the ECHR looking for police protection.


  • #327
    Micky Dolenz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,079 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    Cantremember wrote: »
    What is lickle? You live in some parallel universe mate. Go **** yourself.
    Blay wrote: »
    Awwww:pac: Coochie coochie coo..don't cry now:pac:
    Blay wrote: »
    You're the one losing the head because someone took the piss out of you:pac:

    Can't even laugh at yourself ffs:pac:

    Mod

    Come on Lads, lets leave it here, Please.


  • #328
    crazygeryy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,065 ✭✭✭crazygeryy


    Hmmmmmmmm i wonder if the kettles boiled.


  • #329
    Gatling
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,291 ✭✭✭✭Gatling


    Soooooooooo


    Gillian vs Panti

    Who wins in a cat fight???
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  • #330
    Cantremember
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,305 ✭✭✭Cantremember


    sopretty wrote: »
    He'll probably take a case to the ECHR looking for police protection.

    The ECHR has no power to assign Garda protection. Fail.


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  • #331
    Cantremember
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,305 ✭✭✭Cantremember


    Gatling wrote: »
    Soooooooooo


    Gillian vs Panti

    Who wins in a cat fight???

    Who the **** is Gillian?


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