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OTB v3 - Revenge of the Banter Thread

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  • #8762
    January
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,862 ✭✭✭✭January


    Any hope of you two getting back together?


  • #8763
    dodderangler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,203 ✭✭✭dodderangler


    January wrote: »
    Any hope of you two getting back together?

    It'd just be the same as it was. Not fair on us both or the my little girl.


  • #8764
    January
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,862 ✭✭✭✭January


    dodderangler wrote: »
    It'd just be the same as it was. Not fair on us both or the my little girl.

    That's really tough and it will take a while but you will move on and it will be better for you and especially for your daughter. Staying together for kids is never good. If you need a chat you know where to find me :)


  • #8765
    Marty McFly
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,224 ✭✭✭✭Marty McFly


    Fcuk in work till 7a.m and just realised I forgot my bepanthen leg is dry and itchy shiite.


  • #8766
    dodderangler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,203 ✭✭✭dodderangler


    January wrote: »
    That's really tough and it will take a while but you will move on and it will be better for you and especially for your daughter. Staying together for kids is never good. If you need a chat you know where to find me :)

    Thanks.
    Yeah it's not fair for people to be together for sake of the child. Never ends well.


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  • #8767
    Penny Tration
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,687 ✭✭✭✭Penny Tration


    Marty McFly wrote: »
    Fcuk in work till 7a.m and just realised I forgot my bepanthen leg is dry and itchy shiite.

    Keep whacking cold water on it, literally every few minutes


  • #8768
    Ms. Koi
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,168 ✭✭✭Ms. Koi


    sorry to hear about your news dodderangler...it sucks!

    I know it is very random, but I have only now (after how many months) noticed what it is your name actually is...I have been misreading it as I don't know what, but I read it slowly there for some reason. God I'm an awful thick!!


    Currently proofing and then onto more notes for my students. Work is very busy at the minute, they have me heartbroken haha!


  • #8769
    dodderangler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,203 ✭✭✭dodderangler


    Ha it's ok. Everyone sees it's as wrangler like I'm a wrangler of some sort :D
    Been angling on the dodder since I was able cast a fishin rod so just seemed Easiest username. Only 3 weeks left for season to start again. Can't wait :D
    Not liking this sleepin on mammys couch crap :(


  • #8770
    salacious crumb
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,029 ✭✭✭salacious crumb


    kellief wrote: »
    I know it is very random, but I have only now (after how many months) noticed what it is your name actually is...I have been misreading it as I don't know what, but I read it slowly there for some reason. God I'm an awful thick!!


    Jeez. I only figured it out now. Duh.

    :P


  • #8771
    dinorebel
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,321 ✭✭✭dinorebel


    salacious crumb wrote: »
    Jeez. I only figured it out now. Duh.

    :P
    Me to feel pretty stupid right now.:(


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  • #8772
    P_1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,681 ✭✭✭✭P_1


    Took me a while to get it too


  • #8773
    dodderangler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,203 ✭✭✭dodderangler


    Ah jayzuz :D
    I'm changing username ha


  • #8774
    McChubbin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,080 ✭✭✭McChubbin


    Sometimes, I forget my mother is a blonde capable of living up to the ditzy stereotype.... until today, that is.
    I came home from the doctor and went to grab a teacup out of the dishwasher... only to find the inside was completely covered in suds and bubbles.
    In the absence of proper dishwasher tablets, my mother decided to use a few squirts of Fairy liquid in a bid to clean the dishes and inadvertedly flooded the thing with bubbles. I don't know where to laugh my ass off or facepalm. Oh, mother dear... I should never leave you alone! :D


  • #8775
    salacious crumb
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,029 ✭✭✭salacious crumb


    dodderangler wrote: »
    Ah jayzuz :D
    I'm changing username ha


    *tries desperately to come up with an angling related joke*


  • #8776
    Orim
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,971 ✭✭✭Orim


    salacious crumb wrote: »
    *tries desperately to come up with an angling related joke*

    Try not to make it too obtuse.


  • #8777
    salacious crumb
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,029 ✭✭✭salacious crumb


    Oooh. Clever.

    I always preferred a cute line myself.


  • #8778
    dodderangler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,203 ✭✭✭dodderangler


    salacious crumb wrote: »
    *tries desperately to come up with an angling related joke*

    You'd only be coddin yourself if ya did


  • #8779
    salacious crumb
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,029 ✭✭✭salacious crumb


    Way to reel them in.


  • #8780
    dinorebel
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,321 ✭✭✭dinorebel


    Time to stop carping on about this.


  • #8781
    dodderangler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,203 ✭✭✭dodderangler


    R-EELy this is ridiculous.

    ( first part has two meanings to it )


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  • #8782
    dinorebel
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,321 ✭✭✭dinorebel


    You could say we're having a whale of a time.:cool:


  • #8783
    Star Lord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    Ah now you're all just making puns for the halibut!


  • #8784
    dinorebel
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,321 ✭✭✭dinorebel


    DamoElDiablo wrote: »
    Ah now you're all just making puns for the halibut!
    No need to be crab-bit


  • #8785
    dodderangler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,203 ✭✭✭dodderangler


    dinorebel wrote: »
    You could say we're having a whale of a time.:cool:

    Whale is a mammal :P running out of puns ya poor sole ya


  • #8786
    Penny Tration
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,687 ✭✭✭✭Penny Tration


    I hate puns, you bass-tards.


  • #8787
    Orim
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,971 ✭✭✭Orim


    Jeez, you make one little pun and look what happens to the plaice.


  • #8788
    dodderangler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,203 ✭✭✭dodderangler


    Orim wrote: »
    Jeez, you make one little pun and look what happens to the plaice.

    Unfairness they're all good one but yas COD do BATTER


  • #8789
    Star Lord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    Get down off that perch and stop being such a hake-r... talking a load of scallops there to be honest.

    I really trout that the puns can go on much longer though, and will fin-ish up soon, because when it comes to puns, you've met your nemo-sis. I'm a dab hand at them, and I'm not too koi to use them.

    Can you rise to the bait? Sit back and think about it, mullet over.


  • #8790
    January
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,862 ✭✭✭✭January


    Something... something... cod... pun.

    I am so bad at puns :(


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  • #8791
    Ankhyu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,313 ✭✭✭Ankhyu


    This thread is krill-iant! Ye're all great at whiting puns


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