The drunkest texts you've drunkenly texted or been texted

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aya startin wha wrote: »

i used my friends phone to send a text to the lad i was seeing at the time, asked him over for a joint and a ride.

sent it to her dad

Did he turn up?

Was trying to send some "sexy" pics while very drunk (cos that's always a good idea). Accidentally sent a picture of my boobs to my mam. She didn't appreciate it.

MooShop wrote: »

Did you?

Yes, yes I did

I am a professional unicyclist.

My brother once texted something along the lines of ( i exaggerate)


y(x)=x\frac{dy}{dx}+f\left(\frac{dy}{dx}\right).

To solve such an equation, we differentiate with respect to x, yielding

\frac{dy}{dx}=\frac{dy}{dx}+x\frac{d^2 y}{dx^2}+f'\left(\frac{dy}{dx}\right)\frac{d^2 y}{dx^2},

so

0=\left(x+f'\left(\frac{dy}{dx}\right)\right)\frac{d^2 y}{dx^2}.

Hence, either

0=\frac{d^2 y}{dx^2}

or

0=x+f'\left(\frac{dy}{dx}\right).
LOVE YOUxxx

He is an engineer! I thought it was ****ing impressive!


Another was just this.
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One from me was...
Please say a prayer the spider that I think I might have killed by accident.
I sent this to everyone on my phone once. I was not drunk but I am quite mad.

My phone once accidentally called someone and left a message not knowing where I was talking to a tree.

I have received many texts in Czech and Romanian. My cousin once sent a text in a mix of Drunken Czech and Dutch.

Ride me sideways was another one.

Phoenix wrote: »

я потерял мои брюки

Считаете ли вы их снова?