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Trivial things that annoy you Part 2

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 209 ✭✭macplato


    This post has been deleted.

    Totally with you on that. Thing is, I don't thing conformism is trivial - tis bloody dangerous.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 90 ✭✭Youzername


    Daveysil15 wrote: »
    Or pineapple on pizza.

    Just fruit anywhere near my dinner.

    Fruit is NOT dinner.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,822 ✭✭✭Mickey H


    fussyonion wrote: »
    People who hashtag everything on Facebook.

    Also, ex-smokers.

    I am a smoker; it is my choice to smoke. I don't judge anyone on their habits but there is nothing worse than an ex-smoker.
    A guy I know gave them up two weeks ago and the other day I was having a cigarette and he said "God the smell of them are disgusting..ugh"

    I felt so paranoid and felt like saying "Didn't bother you when you were smoking so stfu"
    Seriously, good on you for quitting but keep your comments to yourself.

    Does he do the fake coughing aswell? It boils my piss when I'm out on the street with an UNLIT fag and some fcuking fairy starts this fake "Ahem ahem aha" sh!te whilst throwing dirty looks.

    I always point the UNLIT fag at them and say: "It's unlit there sunshine."

    :mad::mad:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,094 ✭✭✭SpaceCowb0y


    People spelling "craic" as "crack"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,801 ✭✭✭✭suicide_circus


    perfectly able bodied people who decide to walk slowly two/three abreast while I'm in a rush

    OUT OF MY WAY, ASSHOLES!!!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,076 ✭✭✭✭Czarcasm


    When you're out of the shower, groomed, dressed, etc...

    And you STILL feel sluggish as fcuk! :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 397 ✭✭whitewave


    Czarcasm wrote: »
    When you're out of the shower, groomed, dressed, etc...

    And you STILL feel sluggish as fcuk! :(

    Or when you're sluggish as fcuk and get into the shower with clothes (socks, underwear) still on...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,986 ✭✭✭Ihatecuddles


    Mice don't kill you but I go ballistic if I see one. I realise it's not rational, but that's the point of a phobia. People don't have them to annoy other people, they can't help it.

    My biggest fear is holes. Trypophobia, clusters of holes...it is the stupidest fear ever, but it's surprisingly common. Loads of boardsies have it, and some people dont realise until they google it!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    mauzo! wrote: »
    My biggest fear is holes. Trypophobia, clusters of holes...it is the stupidest fear ever, but it's surprisingly common. Loads of boardsies have it, and some people dont realise until they google it!

    Arséholes.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,986 ✭✭✭Ihatecuddles


    gramar wrote: »
    Arséholes.

    I'm yet to see an arsehole that has clusters of holes, but when I do I'm sure I'll be afraid of it!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 150 ✭✭olliesgirl55


    perfectly able bodied people who decide to walk slowly two/three abreast while I'm in a rush

    OUT OF MY WAY, ASSHOLES!!!

    Yup that one gets me every time too. Also I hate when two people who meet in town will stop and have a conversation at the entrance of the store or in the middle of the footpath. Have the courtesy to go off to the side and let people pass. At the moment that is one of my biggest pet peeve


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    Czarcasm wrote: »
    I think some of them have credit card facilities on the pumps where you pay before you pump (jeeeesus, matron! :pac:). Actually do petrol stations do those account cards any more?

    When I used work in a STATOIL station the lorries used often pull in and they'd take 400 litres no bother, I was looking out the window thinking "Christ mate, leave some for somebody else would you!"

    Yeah, I was as green as the unleaded petrol that was just coming in around that time when leaded was 55p per litre! :o

    Gas, I only saw this bit and knew it was you :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    mauzo! wrote: »
    My biggest fear is holes. Trypophobia, clusters of holes...it is the stupidest fear ever, but it's surprisingly common. Loads of boardsies have it, and some people dont realise until they google it!


    I have that!!!!

    (discovered I had it when I saw mottled hens, bizzarely)


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 23,555 ✭✭✭✭Sir Digby Chicken Caesar


    bed at midnight
    4 hours of a racing heart and burning chest
    alarm goes off at 9 and i cant go back to sleep

    **** everything about everything


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,986 ✭✭✭Ihatecuddles


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    I have that!!!!

    (discovered I had it when I saw mottled hens, bizzarely)

    It's weird the things that bother you! I heard about pinberries, look like strawberries and taste like pineapples...googled it. Freaked me out so bad.
    http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-b_Pdku4DiQ8/UHVpFOIliqI/AAAAAAAAA1o/KAFSvQUJdMM/s1600/Pinberry.jpg


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,477 ✭✭✭Oops69


    mauzo! wrote: »
    I'm yet to see an arsehole that has clusters of holes, but when I do I'm sure I'll be afraid of it!
    Don't go near kildare street , then , big cluster of arseholes half way up the street ........oh and avoid most of south Dublin while you're at it :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    mauzo! wrote: »
    It's weird the things that bother you! I heard about pinberries, look like strawberries and taste like pineapples...googled it. Freaked me out so bad.
    http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-b_Pdku4DiQ8/UHVpFOIliqI/AAAAAAAAA1o/KAFSvQUJdMM/s1600/Pinberry.jpg

    I actually get a horrible churning in my tummy when I see this design, and I feel hot/cold at the same time and physically recoil away. I couldnt stay in the same room as something that had that design. It's mad. And I didnt even know I had it (I used to think phobias were just examples of melodrama lol) for ages.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,094 ✭✭✭SpaceCowb0y


    Nothing riles me up more then cyclists cycling two or three wide having a natter on narrow roads! I have contemplated just driving directly through them on numerous occasions :mad::mad:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,530 ✭✭✭dub_skav


    fussyonion wrote: »
    Also, ex-smokers.

    I am a smoker; it is my choice to smoke. I don't judge anyone on their habits but there is nothing worse than an ex-smoker.
    A guy I know gave them up two weeks ago and the other day I was having a cigarette and he said "God the smell of them are disgusting..ugh"

    I felt so paranoid and felt like saying "Didn't bother you when you were smoking so stfu"
    Seriously, good on you for quitting but keep your comments to yourself.

    I hate that sort alright, ex fatties, ex drinkers etc.
    None so pure as a reformed whore.

    *To be pronounced as pew-er and who-er*


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 23,555 ✭✭✭✭Sir Digby Chicken Caesar


    well a lot of the time you just dont realise how bad they smell while you're a smoker

    i'm still a tiny bit blown away when I can quite easily smell the smokers walking around a supermarket, not even trying to rub my genitals off them or anything just walking by at a normal distance


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    Nothing riles me up more then cyclists cycling two or three wide having a natter on narrow roads! I have contemplated just driving directly through them on numerous occasions :mad::mad:

    It's maddening when you're on a bus too, and everyone on it is help up. I particularly despise cyclists - as a driver because they're* a fuucking liability and as a pedestrian because they scare me whizzing through pedestrian crossings and putting the heart crossways in me! :pac:

    * by "they" I mean "some" or maybe..."most" - but definitely not "all" ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    Nothing riles me up more then cyclists cycling two or three wide having a natter on narrow roads! I have contemplated just driving directly through them on numerous occasions :mad::mad:

    The cyclists who really scald my balls are the guys who will cycle 6 inches to the right of the fcuking cycling lane:confused:

    On you tube, one cyclist reported a bus driver ( driver was a wanker in fairness) who almost knocked him down. The cops asked him why he did not use the cycling lane, the cyclist quoted the highway code # xxx, which states it is not compulsory to use a cycling lane.......Christ on a bike!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 367 ✭✭Wotsername


    eisenberg1 wrote: »
    The cyclists who really scald my balls are the guys who will cycle 6 inches to the right of the fcuking cycling lane:confused:

    On you tube, one cyclist reported a bus driver ( driver was a wanker in fairness) who almost knocked him down. The cops asked him why he did not use the cycling lane, the cyclist quoted the highway code # xxx, which states it is not compulsory to use a cycling lane.......Christ on a bike!!

    Scald your balls? Where did you get that one from?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,530 ✭✭✭dub_skav


    eisenberg1 wrote: »
    The cyclists who really scald my balls are the guys who will cycle 6 inches to the right of the fcuking cycling lane:confused:

    On you tube, one cyclist reported a bus driver ( driver was a wanker in fairness) who almost knocked him down. The cops asked him why he did not use the cycling lane, the cyclist quoted the highway code # xxx, which states it is not compulsory to use a cycling lane.......Christ on a bike!!

    To be fair I think even he would get dogs abuse on here for having the temerity to cycle.

    Trivial thing that annoys me - cyclists and their (all of them tarred with one brush) bad habits getting brought up on irrelevant threads.
    I'm actually torn on whether this one is irrelevant or not


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    Wotsername wrote: »
    Scald your balls? Where did you get that one from?

    It's what my OH does to me if I take the "good towels" from the hot press:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,076 ✭✭✭✭Czarcasm


    Wotsername wrote: »
    Scald your balls? Where did you get that one from?


    Same place he boils his piss (or was that jimgoose?) :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 795 ✭✭✭Gokei


    dub_skav wrote: »
    To be fair I think even he would get dogs abuse on here for having the temerity to cycle.

    Trivial thing that annoys me - cyclists and their (all of them tarred with one brush) bad habits getting brought up on irrelevant threads.
    I'm actually torn on whether this one is irrelevant or not
    I'd say trivial..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    dub_skav wrote: »
    To be fair I think even he would get dogs abuse on here for having the temerity to cycle.

    Trivial thing that annoys me - cyclists and their (all of them tarred with one brush) bad habits getting brought up on irrelevant threads.
    I'm actually torn on whether this one is irrelevant or not


    I did not say ALL. If I were cycling, and a motorist moved in to the cycling lane, I would be as quick to bitch about him.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,530 ✭✭✭dub_skav


    eisenberg1 wrote: »
    I did not say ALL. If I were cycling, and a motorist moved in to the cycling lane, I would be as quick to say bitch about him.

    I did not say you said all.
    Indeed this is why I find it trivially annoying that cycling is brought up on irrelevant threads, because there are ****heads on both sides (myself included, you not) who derail threads by getting arsey


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 795 ✭✭✭Gokei


    dub_skav wrote: »
    I did not say you said all.
    Indeed this is why I find it trivially annoying that cycling is brought up on irrelevant threads, because there are ****heads on both sides (myself included, you not) who derail threads by getting arsey

    And that's that.
    Right, trivial thing that annoys me, my mam keeps giving my kids chocolate, so their hands and in turn, clothes, get covered!


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