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The best compliment you ever received from a member of the opposite sex

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  • #32
    Smidge
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,541 ✭✭✭Smidge


    Ghost Buster wrote: »
    Kind of a back handed one but,, Im a chap of average looks managed to bag a drunken one night stand with the unobtainable hottie in the outer fringes of my social group in my student days. Heard back from a mutual female friend that I was "Wayyyy better than youd expect"

    I tip my hat to your sense of optimism Sir :D


  • #33
    uch
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,034 ✭✭✭uch


    Smidge wrote: »
    Are you a dentist?



    Nah why would I hurt myself

    22/25



  • #34
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    An old lady once told me I make lovely tea.



    That compliment has a special place in my heart, I'll always remember it fondly. It was the last words she spoke before she died.


  • #35
    roy rodgers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,492 ✭✭✭roy rodgers


    anncoates wrote: »
    "You stand out".
    so did christy browne


  • #36
    Sir Arthur Daley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,720 ✭✭✭Sir Arthur Daley


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    An old lady once told me I make lovely tea.



    That compliment has a special place in my heart, I'll always remember it fondly. It was the last words she spoke before she died.

    You poisoned an old lady?


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  • #37
    The other fella
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 596 ✭✭✭The other fella


    Strawberry Milkshake wrote: »
    "great tits“ said the stranger who walked past me.

    Made my day :-)

    Pics or GTFO.


  • #38
    whynothey
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40 ✭whynothey


    when gettin a roll from a deli

    old woman: ''gosh youre awful mannerly, that's lovely to see''


    ...im not a big hit with the younger ladies.


  • #39
    Sauve
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,646 ✭✭✭✭Sauve


    Not exactly a compliment but I was out last weekend and a guy came over to me at the bar and said

    "I've a great big set of balls on me darlin'. Would you like to have a good time?"

    :(


  • #40
    Smidge
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,541 ✭✭✭Smidge


    Sauve wrote: »
    Not exactly a compliment but I was out last weekend and a guy came over to me at the bar and said

    "I've a great big set of balls on me darlin'. Would you like to have a good time?"

    :(

    :D:D:D
    That gave me a good laugh!
    Charmer, eh?


  • #41
    Sauve
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,646 ✭✭✭✭Sauve


    Smidge wrote: »
    :D:D:D
    That gave me a good laugh!
    Charmer, eh?

    He wasn't joking :(

    If he was it'd be hilarious, but he wasn't :D


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  • #42
    Smidge
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,541 ✭✭✭Smidge


    Sauve wrote: »
    He wasn't joking :(

    If he was it'd be hilarious, but he wasn't :D

    Has informing a woman that they have a big pair of balls ever worked in the seduction of any woman ANYWHERE?


  • #43
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    WikiHow wrote: »
    You poisoned an old lady?
    Yeah, and I would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for that pesky WikiHow.:rolleyes:

    :pac:


  • #44
    beks101
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,802 ✭✭✭beks101


    A work colleague once told me I was a "phenomenal human being" before. He also happened to be male and not hitting on me or anything, still makes me smile thinking about it.

    I get the odd boob comment too as I've a pair of knockers on me. Shine wore off those ones at about the age of 16 or so


  • #45
    anncoates
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,925 ✭✭✭✭anncoates


    roy rodgers wrote: »
    so did christy browne

    I asked for a fucking thank not a philosophy lesson.


  • #46
    Sauve
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,646 ✭✭✭✭Sauve


    Smidge wrote: »
    Has informing a woman that they have a big pair of balls ever worked in the seduction of any woman ANYWHERE?

    Not that I know of!
    I don't even see the advantage tbh, maybe I'm missing something :pac:


  • #47
    knarkypants
    Closed Accounts Posts: 153 ✭✭knarkypants


    Smidge wrote: »
    Has informing a woman that they have a big pair of balls ever worked in the seduction of any woman ANYWHERE?

    Worked in seduction...no
    Worked at getting yourself a good kick in said balls...definitely! :p:D


  • #48
    TheShizz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 198 ✭✭TheShizz


    Smidge wrote: »
    Has informing a woman that they have a big pair of balls ever worked in the seduction of any woman ANYWHERE?

    Tallaght.


  • #49
    Joe prim
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 919 ✭✭✭Joe prim


    arf91 wrote: »
    My ex named his daughter with his girlfriend after me. Some might say that's slimey but I was touched :)

    Arf91 McGillicuddy, yeah, she's in my son's class at school.Lovely quiet girl.


  • #50
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Sauve wrote: »
    He wasn't joking :(

    If he was it'd be hilarious, but he wasn't :D
    Were they that visible?


  • #51
    Karl Stein
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,687 ✭✭✭Karl Stein


    'You're so easy to be with'.


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  • #52
    Sir Arthur Daley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,720 ✭✭✭Sir Arthur Daley


    Can you not make it any smaller?


  • #53
    Paulie Gualtieri
    Closed Accounts Posts: 420 ✭✭Paulie Gualtieri


    I was told by some random girl I looked like "pro green" I got offended as I hadn't a clue who he was . she told me it was a complement. I've also been told that I've a lovely arse..














    But that was by a priest so doesn't count :/


  • #54
    roy rodgers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,492 ✭✭✭roy rodgers


    Sauve wrote: »
    Not exactly a compliment but I was out last weekend and a guy came over to me at the bar and said

    "I've a great big set of balls on me darlin'. Would you like to have a good time?"
    :(



    was it larry murphy


  • #55
    stmol32
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 718 ✭✭✭stmol32


    I considered it a pretty great honour when my ex girlfriend named her first child after a pet name we had for my penis.

    Rodney can be a girls name too, right?


  • #56
    Sir Arthur Daley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,720 ✭✭✭Sir Arthur Daley


    stmol32 wrote: »
    I considered it a pretty great honour when my ex girlfriend named her first child after a pet name we had for my penis.

    Rodney can be a girls name too, right?

    It sure can Dave.


  • #57
    chinacup
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 539 ✭✭✭chinacup


    Joe prim wrote: »
    Arf91 McGillicuddy, yeah, she's in my son's class at school.Lovely quiet girl.

    She's an awful child don't trust her because of the charming name!!


  • #58
    Mariasofia
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,887 ✭✭✭Mariasofia


    Was told by someone of the same sex....."not a lesbian or anything but youve got beautiful teeth and eyes"
    That wasnt awkward at all!!! :/


  • #59
    Cupcake_Crisis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,448 ✭✭✭✭Cupcake_Crisis


    TheShizz wrote: »
    Tallaght.

    It wouldn't work.

    Was told by a potential suitor that I'm 'A grand woman to have around'.... eh.

    One of the nicest things a guy ever said to me was during a particularly personal drunken heart to heart with an old friend, he said 'I'm glad you're not dead'. Always stuck with me.


  • #60
    Smidge
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,541 ✭✭✭Smidge


    Cupcake_Crisis wrote: »
    It wouldn't work.

    Was told by a potential suitor that I'm 'A grand woman to have around'.... eh.

    One of the nicest things a guy ever said to me was during a particularly personal drunken heart to heart with an old friend, he said 'I'm glad you're not dead'. Always stuck with me.

    Awwwwwww, sweet :pac:


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  • #61
    Cupcake_Crisis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,448 ✭✭✭✭Cupcake_Crisis


    Smidge wrote: »
    Awwwwwww, sweet :pac:

    In the context of our drunken ramblings it really was!


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