Turn ons/offs in the opposite sex

green_screen wrote: »

That's what my boyfriend says he likes most about me; that I always wear girly stuff like dresses and heels, and look feminine, but think and act like a guy

I said it to a girl the other day that was giving it welly about she's the masculine personality in their relationship and her boyfriend is the feminine personality in their relationship -

"There's no difference between guys and girls except guys have balls and girls have boobs", and really that's about all it is!

Hairy arm pits a major turn off.

Turn on: moaning during sexy time

Turn off: moaning any other time


Sweet JESUS!! :eek:

The middle aged blonde on 'Come Dine With Me' wearing a mini-dress! Good god she's got the legs for it!

IvaBigWun wrote: »

Pics or it didnt happen

I'll do you one better BigWun, how about video?

Come Dine With Me: Ireland

Scroll on down (I'm posting from mobile at the minute, can't link directly), Episode 25

GalwayGuy2 wrote: »

It's eaiser to find on tv3.

Also, you know it's about to get serious when they ask if your over 18 :P

EDIT: God, that russian lady would have me rock hard all night long. There's just something about her...

Hmmm, I wonder is that why he wore the long skirt thing?

You'd have wanted to see the way when they were playing "pass the banana" the previous evening she fluffed the pass but redeemed herself admirably when she picked the banana up off the floor between her thighs!

Turned me right off though when she said to the guy "I'm not wearing any panties"... *shudders*, Christ, that word, absolutely hate it, one of the reasons I struggled so much reading the "Fifty Shades" trilogy...

carraig2 wrote: »

You read the whole trilogy even though you "struggled" with it.
OK!

Well, I read a lot of stuff, more times I'll read something just to have an informed opinion on it even though it might read like it was written by a 12 year old -

"Panties"... *shudders*

They're knickers for Christ sake, or underwear, or thongs, or french boxers, or briefs, anything but that horribly child-like word! I can hack a lot of Americanisms, but that's one that had me clenching my teeth as I struggled to read the FSOG trilogy while resisting the urge to want to fcuk them in the shredder!

Czarcasm wrote: »

I did watch "The Notebook" once, for another mate of mine, and no, it's NOT a better love story than Twilight, and it certainly doesn't come anywhere near holding a candle to classics like "Breakfast at Tiffany's", or my all time favorite film of all time - "Gone With The Wind"!


EDIT: Read the FSOG trilogy too, but nobody was impressed by that :pac:

As erotic literature goes, it really was abysmal!

I read half of Fifty Shades of Grey, half of the first book that is. Awful, awful, awful!!! Yer wan who wrote it, can't write for sh*te. There's no chemistry between the two characters AT ALL!! I couldn't finish it and started the mistborn series instead.

It's like it was written by a virgin. When I heard about 'Fifty Shades of Grey', I was like 'Awh Yeah'. Seriously disappointed!!!!

RedFormanFITA wrote: »

Women who only date during Christmas and the start of the new year. All her female friends are in relationships or 'settled down' and she's on her own, again. Come the middle of January and you're gone.

You'd imagine she'd have stuck it out till tomorrow morning at least

Turn on - women who don't celebrate Valentines Day.

A major turn on is a woman with a skirt above her knees.