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  • #32
    ytpe2r5bxkn0c1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 32,688 ✭✭✭✭ytpe2r5bxkn0c1


    Speeding fine and not yet a qualified driver! Hope you had a qualified driver with you.

    Look, it could have been worse. You could have lost your finger, crashed and killed yourself speeding or a multitude of other disasters?


  • #33
    Legs.Eleven
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,987 ✭✭✭Legs.Eleven


    Very much a driving-themed post for a man who legally shouldn't be driving. I miss you, Irrrrreland.


    I really, genuinely thought I'd a poxy day 'till I read this. Perspective City, population: me.


  • #34
    Me?
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 269 ✭✭Me?


    dmc17 wrote: »
    Try digging the holes while you're driving!

    That's advanced JCB driving. Only 2 men in the world can do this, one of them is my Dad. He used to take me to work in his yellow JCB when I was five.


  • #35
    pickarooney
    Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 36,496 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    BNMC wrote: »
    Hi Mr.Killington. Who drove heavy machinery professionally while unfit?

    well you appear to have broken your fingers trying to turn it on...


  • #36
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 13,839 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Break the bad luck cycle and don't drive tomorrow OP! You could get done for driving on a provisional licence.

    Wait till Saturday ;-)


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  • #37
    Super-Rush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,473 ✭✭✭✭Super-Rush


    LOL.


  • #38
    Sir Arthur Daley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,720 ✭✭✭Sir Arthur Daley


    Me? wrote: »
    That's advanced JCB driving. Only 2 men in the world can do this, one of them is my Dad. He used to take me to work in his yellow JCB when I was five.

    Is your dad bruce lee?


  • #39
    The Diabolical Monocle
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,618 ✭✭✭The Diabolical Monocle


    Too bad OP.... sounds like you could do with a drink.


    I hear they do a nice pint in the George. You should stop in.


  • #40
    Stavros Murphy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,435 ✭✭✭Stavros Murphy


    I feel your pain BNMC - also, you have to endure driving a 180 for a living. You have my sympathy. On the upside, you never have to do any work. So, swings and roundabouts.


  • #41
    fineso.mom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,095 ✭✭✭fineso.mom


    Well I wouldn't waste money on the lotto Saturday, but on the bright side,,,next week couldn't possibly be worse...could it ?:)


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  • #42
    biko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,060 ✭✭✭✭biko


    My week suddenly seems excellent now. Thanks OP


  • #43
    Me?
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 269 ✭✭Me?


    WikiHow wrote: »
    Is your dad bruce lee?

    No Timothy, it's hard to rhyme.


  • #44
    H2UMrsRobinson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 777 ✭✭✭H2UMrsRobinson


    Why was your ps4 under the dartboard, just asking like?


  • #45
    BNMC
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,231 ✭✭✭BNMC


    The Diabolical Monocle wrote: »
    Too bad OP.... sounds like you could do with a drink.


    I hear they do a nice pint in the George. You should stop in.
    Thanks for the offer mate, but I'm not gay.


  • #46
    Sir Arthur Daley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,720 ✭✭✭Sir Arthur Daley


    Me? wrote: »
    No Timothy, it's hard to rhyme.

    Is your second name Luke?


  • #47
    deise08
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,333 ✭✭✭deise08


    Ah jaysus. What an awful week. I do feel for ya, but am sorry to say I did give a little giggle reading thinking ah there's nothing more that can happen ya, but it does. sorry op. eh did work not give you time off since you were injured on the job?
    hey, I think you're after having your quota of bad luck for the year. chin up, tomorrow is Friday. maybe try break the cycle by buying a scratch card or lottery ticket?
    I hope things look up for ya soon


  • #48
    Me?
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 269 ✭✭Me?


    WikiHow wrote: »
    Is your second name Luke?

    Me?


  • #49
    BNMC
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,231 ✭✭✭BNMC


    H2UMrsRobinson wrote: »
    Why was your ps4 under the dartboard, just asking like?
    It's sitting on a chest of drawers beneath where the dartboard was supposed to hang.


  • #50
    keeponhurling
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,267 ✭✭✭keeponhurling


    hope that's not garlic football traing you're doing with the broken finger ?


  • #51
    Me?
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 269 ✭✭Me?


    BNMC wrote: »
    It's sitting on a chest of drawers beneath where the dartboard was supposed to hang.

    To the left of the window?


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  • #52
    Sir Arthur Daley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,720 ✭✭✭Sir Arthur Daley


    Me? wrote: »
    Me?
    Yea You. :)


  • #53
    BNMC
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,231 ✭✭✭BNMC


    keeponhurling wrote: »
    hope that's not garlic football traing you're doing with the broken finger ?
    Nah, I hate garlic football. 'Twas Gaelic Football. ;)


  • #54
    19543261
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,973 ✭✭✭19543261


    WikiHow wrote: »
    Yea You. :)

    19543261


  • #55
    efb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    WikiHow wrote: »
    You need a ticket now to drive one.

    Yellow 713


  • #56
    Me?
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 269 ✭✭Me?


    WikiHow wrote: »
    Yea You. :)

    LRC ;)


  • #57
    H2UMrsRobinson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 777 ✭✭✭H2UMrsRobinson


    BNMC wrote: »
    It's sitting on a chest of drawers beneath where the dartboard was supposed to hang.

    Ahh, had visions of you planning to throw darts at it hung over the telly/ps4 and thought you must be really good at darts.

    Hope the finger is better soon, although you won't need it for indoor pursuits, what wiv them all being fooked. Don't worry you will laugh about it, but probably not anytime soon.


  • #58
    whupdedo
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,513 ✭✭✭whupdedo


    BNMC wrote: »
    Thanks for the offer mate, but I'm not gay.

    Omg your also homophobic:cool:


  • #59
    Stained Class
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,808 ✭✭✭Stained Class


    What sorta car did ya buy OP?


  • #60
    Sir Arthur Daley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,720 ✭✭✭Sir Arthur Daley


    Stained Class wrote: »
    What sorta car did ya buy OP?

    I bet it is yellow.


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  • #61
    Me?
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 269 ✭✭Me?


    whupdedo wrote: »
    Omg your also homophobic:cool:

    Do not use that word. Heaven's sake, some people!!


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