Trivial things that annoy you Part 2

Aglomerado · 05-02-2014 03:51PM

eisenberg1 wrote: »

And that Dr Eva wan that Dr Eva one who used to be on that show....she was on TV recently, and with the mere mention of overweight people, she gets this puss on her, she ends up looking like a bulldog that just licked piss off a nettle.

She terrifies me. The new dietician they have this year isn't great either, comes across a bit smug.

Czarcasm · 05-02-2014 04:15PM

Aglomerado wrote: »

She terrifies me. The new dietician they have this year isn't great either, comes across a bit smug.

Ahh but she's a bit easier on the eye than as eisenberg so eloquently put it - a bulldog licking piss off a nettle!

Today's trivial annoyance -

When you go to send a PM about thread to somebody, and instead you post the PM ON THE THREAD!!

I was just lucky I realised after I'd posted "Hey, this isn't my PM inbox, this is the threa... Ohh shìt, delete delete delete!" :pac:

Aglomerado · 05-02-2014 04:53PM

Czarcasm wrote: »

Ahh but she's a bit easier on the eye than as eisenberg so eloquently put it - a bulldog licking piss off a nettle!

Beautiful phrase all right.

I saw a good one in Viz a while back:

"A face like a fox licking shít off a wire brush"

TheMza · 05-02-2014 04:54PM

Aglomerado wrote: »

Beautiful phrase all right. I saw a good one in Viz a while back:

"A face like a fox licking shít off a wire brush"

Her face would make an onion cry!

Aphex · 05-02-2014 05:32PM

TheMza wrote: »

Her face would make an onion cry!

I miss the insults thread

jimgoose · 05-02-2014 05:34PM

Aphex wrote: »

I miss the insults thread

Here, 'ave this: http://www.pangloss.com/seidel/Shaker/

SamAK · 05-02-2014 05:36PM

jimgoose wrote: »

Here, 'ave this: http://www.pangloss.com/seidel/Shaker/

"Thou loathed issue of thy father's loins!"

Hawhawhawhawhaw

Paddy Cow · 05-02-2014 05:37PM

TheMza wrote: »

Her face would make an onion cry!

"She was so ugly, her mother had to tie a pork chop around her neck so that the dog would play with her"............from the film Maverick.

eisenberg1 · 05-02-2014 05:41PM

Paddy Cow wrote: »

"She was so ugly, her mother had to tie a pork chop around her neck so that the dog would play with her"............from the film Maverick.

I wouldn't call fat, but her ass has its own zip code:D

Czarcasm · 05-02-2014 05:57PM

Damn touch site, showing on the front page eisenberg is the last poster in this thread, but Paddy Cow's is the last one I can see, unless eisenberg pulled a "delete delete delete!"

EDIT: Can see eisenberg's post now, but now what's annoying me is after paying for a pricey coffee in a fancy restaurant, I was quite happily enjoying it, when it must have been a polecat or something but just the most ferocious waft hit me full on in the face! Fcuking took the skin off my teeth, and it had to be incredibly pungent because I've practically no sense of smell!

Some horrific bastard now after leaving his hole behind him in the toilets or something, fcuk it I can't stay here, asshole! :mad:

CrowdedHouse · 05-02-2014 06:17PM

I consider myself quite tidy around the kitchen but those feckin' seals off milk cartons seem to end up all over the place.

Oops69 · 05-02-2014 08:07PM

Early twenty something's coming back from the gap year in oz and se Asia on the way back , going around in shorts, tee shirts and flip flops in January in Ireland and a slightly spaced out look about them .....HELLO mac Skippy!, you're home now !

czechlin · 05-02-2014 08:46PM

Man, I am sorry about the smell attack but I needed a laugh today, thanks for that!

veryangryman · 05-02-2014 08:56PM

The loudness of the wind keeping me awake last new nights. Wanted to roar 'shut up!' out the window last night but the missus thinks i'm weird enough!

SamAK · 05-02-2014 08:58PM

veryangryman wrote: »

The loudness of the wind keeping me awake last new nights. Wanted to roar 'shut up!' out the window last night but the missus thinks i'm weird enough!

Really? Personally, I love it. Same with rain on the roof. Mmm. So snug and cosy in this here bed!

The wind blowing empty beer cans around in the street outside does my feckin nut in though. Damn those street drinkers, DAMN THEM TO HELL!

Czarcasm · 05-02-2014 09:00PM

czechlin wrote: »

Man, I am sorry about the smell attack but I needed a laugh today, thanks for that!

I was just so pissed off about it because it was like the five minutes I'd had to myself all week, was going to go to McDonalds for one, but said I'd treat myself as it's not something I often do. Jesus at least in McDonalds you're not left feeling like someone just took a dump in your coffee

I was grand and you're after reminding me about it now, that's annoying! *throws hands up in the air*, I give up! :pac:

czechlin · 05-02-2014 09:08PM

Czarcasm wrote: »

I was just so pissed off about it because it was like the five minutes I'd had to myself all week, was going to go to McDonalds for one, but said I'd treat myself as it's not something I often do. Jesus at least in McDonalds you're not left feeling like someone just took a dump in your coffee

I was grand and you're after reminding me about it now, that's annoying! *throws hands up in the air*, I give up! :pac:

'Trivial things that annoy me: czechlin'

Pumpkinseeds · 05-02-2014 10:32PM

Kind of a so so one, but the Neurology dept(portacabin) at the hospital I attend has such bad plumbing or something, that it smells like something died in it. I usually spend the time that I'm waiting trying not to breathe.

Yamanoto · 05-02-2014 10:41PM

Wearily flopping into a hotel bed somewhere, only to find yourself crazily constricted by the sheet-tucking nonsense housekeeping appear so fond of.

To free yourself, the next 45 seconds involves expending more energy than it'd take to land a Marlin, after which time you're then simultaneously knackered and wide awake.

Ted_YNWA · 05-02-2014 10:46PM

Yamanoto wrote: »

Wearily flopping into a hotel bed somewhere, only to find yourself crazily constricted by the sheet-tucking nonsense housekeeping appear so fond of.

To free yourself, the next 45 seconds involves expending more energy than it'd take to land a Marlin, after which time you're then simultaneously knackered and wide awake.

I usually un-make hotel beds as soon as I check into them, saves this messing later on.

Wotsername · 05-02-2014 10:54PM

That must be where "Would you like me to turn down your bed for you?" came from.

My OH once answered "You might as well, thousands of other women have!"

Pumpkinseeds · 05-02-2014 10:54PM

Another gripe, I'm on a roll tonight, is shops not checking their stock properly. My husband got soaked coming home from work this morning. His work coat was soaked all the way through the lining and there was no way it'd be dry for tonight so I bought him a new one in a local menswear shop. He loves the coat, except for the fact that when he got to work he found a hole in the lining of the pocket, so now I'll have to take it back tomorrow.

Czarcasm · 05-02-2014 11:02PM

Pumpkinseeds wrote: »

Another gripe, I'm on a roll tonight, is shops not checking their stock properly. My husband got soaked coming home from work this morning. His work coat was soaked all the way through the lining and there was no way it'd be dry for tonight so I bought him a new one in a local menswear shop. He loves the coat, except for the fact that when he got to work he found a hole in the lining of the pocket, so now I'll have to take it back tomorrow.

That actually bugs the hell out of me! I go into a shop, try on the trousers, or a shirt, fits perfectly, looks grand in the mirror, etc. When I go to try it on at home then it's just "not right", how to explain, I'm just not "feeling it", and I'm left asking myself "Why?? How the fcuk does that happen?"

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar · 05-02-2014 11:03PM

teh ****.. the best thing about hotels is how tight the sheets are made

recipe for best sleeps ever

05-02-2014 11:05PM

No
It's annoying and I have to pull the whole bed apart!

RedFormanFITA · 05-02-2014 11:08PM

Standing in a queue in the post office today, 4 other customers in front of me waiting to be served and in walks Lieutenant Colombo in full uniform, marches up to the counter, puts his parcel on the desk, gets it weighed, pays his money and walks out again and not a person said a thing to him...

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar · 05-02-2014 11:08PM

bluewolf wrote: »

No
It's annoying and I have to pull the whole bed apart!

you are just the worst

SamAK · 05-02-2014 11:09PM

Pumpkinseeds wrote: »

Another gripe, I'm on a roll tonight, is shops not checking their stock properly. My husband got soaked coming home from work this morning.

Bet he wasn't as wet as those people/lunatics who have been queuing outside ticketmaster in Limerick (and all over the country) since TUESDAY for Garth Brooks tickets.

Yes. Tuesday. In this weather.

Does. Not. Compute.

05-02-2014 11:10PM

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar wrote: »

you are just the worst

You know nothing jon snuu

SamAK · 05-02-2014 11:12PM

bluewolf wrote: »

You know nothing jon snuu

HAHAHAHAHA

Excellent.

Trivial things that annoy you Part 2

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