Farming Chit Chat III

biddy2013 · 03-02-2014 02:21PM

have to go to eldest lads- secondary school- parent teacher meeting at 4, crappy time, have to get someone to milk and someone to look after kids

Damo810 · 03-02-2014 02:33PM

Reggie. wrote: »

Wont even pitch a tent nowadays..... young fellas

With all those fine young women going about topless I bet he wont be long pitching a tent in his trousers

simx · 03-02-2014 02:42PM

Damo810 wrote: »

With all those fine young women going about topless I bet he wont be long pitching a tent in his trousers

He'll have to try contain himself as he said he's spoken for. Although I know lads that have that problem of when alcohol is consumed they forget them details

Damo810 · 03-02-2014 03:22PM

"Not the Golden Vale but I dont mind what you put on it.."

http://www.farmersjournal.ie/toplink/rough-land-to-rent-east-clare/13351

Conmaicne Mara · 03-02-2014 03:42PM

Damo810 wrote: »

"Not the Golden Vale but I dont mind what you put on it.."

Mortone, Glypho, or Agritox, take yer pick.

Damo810 · 03-02-2014 03:50PM

Conmaicne Mara wrote: »

Mortone, Glypho, or Agritox, take yer pick.

Yer already dreaming of going in with the spade and shovel aren't ya!

I got some laugh out of a video on Facebook there, go onto "Irish Banter Page" and look at the video of yer fella failing his driving test. I'd link it but his aul fella's reaction might get me banned

bob charles · 03-02-2014 04:13PM

Damo810 wrote: »

With all those fine young women going about topless I bet he wont be long pitching a tent in his trousers

Did someone mention music festivals:). best festival for the fairer sex off all I was at, was Bennicassim in Spain. talent was so ridiculous we went a few years. Was all set to go to EXIT in Serbia which is supposed to be the best European festival but plans fell through. Everyone gets very old quickly when your that age so if you get the opportunity to go, go. Coachella I will probably be my last outing:( , hopefully in the very near future

Conmaicne Mara · 03-02-2014 04:44PM

Wearing gloves, using neutrogena, and feckin thumbs are still splitting!

Conmaicne Mara · 03-02-2014 04:44PM

Damo810 wrote: »

Yer already dreaming of going in with the spade and shovel aren't ya!

I got some laugh out of a video on Facebook there, go onto "Irish Banter Page" and look at the video of yer fella failing his driving test. I'd link it but his aul fella's reaction might get me banned

Ah, 3 acres, be done in a morning.

simx · 03-02-2014 05:04PM

Was testing this am, year for bloods too

, different vet never here before, without a doubt was the slowest man I have vet seen testing, was getting sick of looking at him, should of been a barber the amount of sissors work he done

freedominacup · 03-02-2014 05:27PM

simx wrote: »

He'll have to try contain himself as he said he's spoken for. Although I know lads that have that problem of when alcohol is consumed they forget them details

As the bil says an erect prick has no conscience.

Damo810 · 03-02-2014 05:40PM

freedominacup wrote: »

As the bil says an erect prick has no conscience.

It would explain a lot that happens up in Dáil Eireann then so! Give viagra to those boyos and they'd get taller!

Base price · 03-02-2014 06:32PM

Conmaicne Mara wrote: »

Wearing gloves, using neutrogena, and feckin thumbs are still splitting!

A tip - rub vaseline into your hands when going to bed and put on a pair of examination gloves, leave on overnight. If you do it for a week or so it will help enormously.
Obviously you would be better checking with your OH first in case there is an objection

Conmaicne Mara · 03-02-2014 06:41PM

Base price wrote: »

A tip - rub vaseline into your hands when going to bed and put on a pair of examination gloves, leave on overnight. If you do it for a week or so it will help enormously.
Obviously you would be better checking with your OH first in case there is an objection

:pac:

I have to restrain myself from commenting here, thanks for the tip!

Genghis Cant · 03-02-2014 06:58PM

Base price wrote: »

A tip - rub vaseline into your hands when going to bed and put on a pair of examination gloves, leave on overnight.

The full length ones, up to your shoulders, put a rubber band around the top of your biceps to hold em up. Don't forget the black leather underpants and the gimp mask;)

(And post a pic:eek: on the photos thread)

onyerbikepat · 03-02-2014 07:03PM

Great stretch in the evenings now. You'd really notice it this evening.

Kovu · 03-02-2014 07:12PM

How dd ye get on whle was away? I appear to have fcuked up my laptop too:(

Greengrass1 · 03-02-2014 07:18PM

.Kovu. wrote: »

How dd ye get on whle was away? I appear to have fcuked up my laptop too:(

Tim went missing for a while and we assumed you two crossed paths and we haven't heard from him since

Genghis Cant · 03-02-2014 07:20PM

Greengrass1 wrote: »

Tim went missing for a while and we assumed you two crossed paths and we haven't heard from him since

He'll arive back walking like John Wayne;)

Greengrass1 · 03-02-2014 07:37PM

http://www.joe.ie/motors/motors-news/video-irish-dad-loses-the-rag-at-his-son-in-this-hilarious-driving-test-prank/

larrymiller · 03-02-2014 07:42PM

https://www.facebook.com/uniladmag?ref=ts&fref=ts
Hope I don't in trouble for this but well worth the look, can't bate aul lads haha.

Genghis Cant · 03-02-2014 07:46PM

Greengrass1 wrote: »

http://www.joe.ie/motors/motors-news/video-irish-dad-loses-the-rag-at-his-son-in-this-hilarious-driving-test-prank/

"A F***** B**** of a woman, why didn'y ya sweeten her up some way"

I wonder just what he had in mind?

Dupont · 03-02-2014 07:48PM

Is that the Scottish farmer in the man kini absolutely hilarious. Or is it bob?

Anyone know where to get good waterproof coat with a bit of warmth in it and waterproff leggings. Don't mind paying over 100 if the coat is good. Would prefer to buy in shop as correct fit etc.

bob charles · 03-02-2014 07:52PM

Dupont wrote: »

Is that the Scottish farmer in the man kini absolutely hilarious. Or is it bob?

Anyone know where to get good waterproof coat with a bit of warmth in it and waterproff leggings. Don't mind paying over 100 if the coat is good. Would prefer to buy in shop as correct fit etc.

best pullups I ever had are the current pair, They are regatta and got them for nothing of a well know seed and supply company

Dupont · 03-02-2014 07:56PM

bob charles wrote: »

best pullups I ever had are the current pair, They are regatta and got them for nothing of a well know seed and supply company

You not find they sweat you after a while bob? Have a couple pair here, have sioen ones that I rate very high but having trouble getting them off my man

hugo29 · 03-02-2014 08:49PM

Genghis Cant wrote: »

He'll arive back walking like John Wayne;)

He will if he follows your instructions about the gloves and the Vaseline,

hugo29 · 03-02-2014 08:50PM

bob charles wrote: »

best pullups I ever had are the current pair, They are regatta and got them for nothing of a well know seed and supply company

Did you get extensions for them

Genghis Cant · 03-02-2014 08:51PM

Dupont wrote: »

You not find they sweat you after a while bob? Have a couple pair here, have sioen ones that I rate very high but having trouble getting them off my man

I've a pair from work of Sioen ones and they are very good. I've an older pair I'd say from easily ten year ago by Wenaas and they're good too. I tend to wear the older ones still to save the good ones!

delaval · 03-02-2014 09:15PM

Greengrass1 wrote: »

Anyone have a home for two sheepdog pups?
Neighbour has two abondond ones for the last week. Good dogs. About 10 weeks old. Sit and all already. Black roofs on there mouth if that means anything?

Black mouth means he likes eating Blackjacks

moy83 · 03-02-2014 09:21PM

Dupont wrote: »

Is that the Scottish farmer in the man kini absolutely hilarious. Or is it bob?

Anyone know where to get good waterproof coat with a bit of warmth in it and waterproff leggings. Don't mind paying over 100 if the coat is good. Would prefer to buy in shop as correct fit etc.

I got a set in safety direct for about 60 squids , they are good and I dont find myself sweating in them . The jacket has a warm lining that can be zipped off if its too warm .

Farming Chit Chat III

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