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ressem · 31-01-2014 05:15PM

"Jesus, Mary and Joseph, wanker bankers, with everything the way it is, failed to support Ireland's largest lingerie section."

gerrybbadd · 31-01-2014 05:17PM

“We need to take a stand on the issue of how the Adrian Kennedy phone show, while pretending to be on our side, misunderstood garlic cheese chips"

Aestivalis · 31-01-2014 05:22PM

“At the weekend the EU went and announced that they finger-banged Anne Doyle.”

“Oh and of course the Supreme Court, in spite of the public's wishes, withdrew funding for the Western Rail Corridor.”

“Mother of god, Eoghan Harris just hurled cow**** at access to education”

“Oh for feck sake - the Teachers' Unions went on Joe Duffy to say we administered oral sex to my gowl.”

Arthur Rimbaud · 31-01-2014 05:25PM

“In ainm Dé; the wealthiest 2%, with no thought for the consequences, molested Mary Kennedy on Nationwide.”

MOH · 31-01-2014 05:31PM

“Oh and of course Enda Kenny, unbeknownst to most people, corrupted the national broadcaster”

Mr.David · 31-01-2014 05:56PM

“Great - the Referendum Commission, mar dhea, administered oral sex to the Good Friday Agreement.”

“Oh for feck sake - travellers callously urinated on Mary Kennedy on Nationwide.”

sureitsgrand · 31-01-2014 06:03PM

“Yet again the pro-choice liberals, as if things weren't bad enough, defiled Anne Doyle.”

sureitsgrand · 31-01-2014 06:04PM

“The tabloids would have you believe that the ICA supposedly threatened legal action on limbless prostitutes."

Loving it!

RayM · 31-01-2014 06:07PM

"The front page of The Star was all about how John Waters flippin' urinated on Vincent Browne."

"You never hear the real story, but Merkel and Sarkozy, as if things weren't bad enough, denied the existence of Vincent Browne."

marcbrophy · 31-01-2014 06:18PM

“It has emerged that perverts slyly finger-banged sausages and other pork products.”

Wtf? :pac:

Not G.R · 31-01-2014 06:21PM

"Ah here, the opposition illegally shoved a hand up the arse of gay-for-pay Gardaí.

"I saw this morning that Giovanni Trapattoni contravening international law, urinated on innocent school children."

jubella · 31-01-2014 06:34PM

“The front page of The Star was all about how Brazilian go-go-boys held secret talks and chastised parts of Donegal”

“Oh for feck sake - Merkel and Sarkozy went and feckin' dishonoured a new gay bar in Thurles.”

“Jayziz wept - hairy nuns went on Joe Duffy to say we never gave a **** about the Archdiocese of Dublin.”

:pac:

Foxhound38 · 31-01-2014 07:13PM

I wonder if someone signed up to politics.ie and created a thread title based on what this thing has generated, would anyone tell the difference?

It's mad enough there that it could be par for the course! :pac:

akura · 31-01-2014 07:42PM

“We can take it as fact that a child dressed as the blessed virgin, behind closed doors, punched the housing market.”

:pac:

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