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Trivial things that annoy you Part 2

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,477 ✭✭✭Oops69


    When you politely and out of genuine interest ask a person with an unfamiliar 'as gaeilge ' surname , like 'ni macnatasamh ' or something similar , "what's that in English out of interest?" they always say in a deadpan way "there's no English for that " and take offence , ah lighten up you gaeilgor fascist nut job , no wonder none of us speak it if you've got that kind of attitude about it !


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 822 ✭✭✭zetalambda


    gramar wrote: »





    Not the same but was in the UK a few weeks back in Primark. I was next in the queue. According to the guy at the till the fella in front of me was 'mate' and then when it was my turn I was 'pal'

    I was so tempted to put on a mucker accent and say something like 'top o d mornin' to ya dere boss, how's she cuttin' dere a'tall a'tall?

    Pal is what Scottish people use as a substitute for "Mate".


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 367 ✭✭Wotsername


    Oops69 wrote: »
    When you politely and out of genuine interest ask a person with an unfamiliar 'as gaeilge ' surname , like 'ni macnatasamh ' or something similar , "what's that in English out of interest?" they always say in a deadpan way "there's no English for that " and take offence , ah lighten up you gaeilgor fascist nut job , no wonder none of us speak it if you've got that kind of attitude about it !

    Confession time.
    Years ago, for my sins, I worked at a call center. I was on "Personal Mailbox Messages" for a while. Which just means when a number is busy, the call diverts to the center, and an operator (me) answers with a scripted message that started with the persons name, saying they are busy, And the caller can leave a message with the operator as opposed to a machine. (yeah I know) And it was an expensive service to have.

    There was one name I dreaded tho, I couldn't get my tongue around it at all. Stiopan Maol Mise Macnahounidghisian O'Deasaigh, or something like that. Many many times, when people called his phone I just answered and said
    "Sorry wrong number" and hung up.

    But I'm all grown up now:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    Rennies give me indigestion


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,205 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    Oops69 wrote: »
    When you politely and out of genuine interest ask a person with an unfamiliar 'as gaeilge ' surname , like 'ni macnatasamh ' or something similar , "what's that in English out of interest?" they always say in a deadpan way "there's no English for that " and take offence , ah lighten up you gaeilgor fascist nut job , no wonder none of us speak it if you've got that kind of attitude about it !

    You should ask him what he does for a living, then assume a regal bearing and say, "I hereby rename you, Tinker!" :D


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,508 ✭✭✭Green Giant


    Wannabe comedians in the cinema who think they're hilarious and endlessly make comments during the film, ensuring that everybody within earshot can hear them over the film's dialogue

    The same plonkers who would be grossly offended if someone politely asked them to quieten down


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,172 ✭✭✭Ghost Buster


    Sitting here since 8.59 (now 10.59) trying to buy my wife Gareth* **** Brooks tickets. ...Grrrrrr. And Im not even going to the festering country music ****e -fest if i get them. thats love....Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
    On the plus side Im getting lucky tonight...........


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Sitting here since 8.59 (now 10.59) trying to buy my wife Gareth* **** Brooks tickets. ...Grrrrrr. And Im not even going to the festering country music ****e -fest if i get them. thats love....Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
    On the plus side Im getting lucky tonight...........

    ....if you get the tickets....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    Sitting here since 8.59 (now 10.59) trying to buy my wife Gareth* **** Brooks tickets. ...Grrrrrr. And Im not even going to the festering country music ****e -fest if i get them. thats love....Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
    On the plus side Im getting lucky tonight...........

    Try typing "Garth Brooks":D


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,172 ✭✭✭Ghost Buster


    eisenberg1 wrote: »
    Try typing "Garth Brooks":D

    No no. The true fans call him Gareth. And no i didnt get any:) (Tickets. The rest remains to be seen)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    No no. The true fans call him Gareth. And no i didnt get any:) (Tickets. The rest remains to be seen)

    Someday she will se the error of her ways and thank you for not getting them:D


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,172 ✭✭✭Ghost Buster


    eisenberg1 wrote: »
    Someday she will se the error of her ways and thank you for not getting them:D

    Hopefully via the medium of Reverse Cow Girl.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    Hopefully via the medium of Reverse Cow Girl.

    Is that the same as Line Dancing??


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,594 ✭✭✭DoozerT6


    People who spell 'discreet' as 'discrete'.

    THEY'RE TWO SEPARATE THINGS!!!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,205 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    DoozerT6 wrote: »
    People who spell 'discreet' as 'discrete'.

    THEY'RE TWO SEPARATE THINGS!!!!!

    Discrete things, even. :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,594 ✭✭✭DoozerT6


    jimgoose wrote: »
    Discrete things, even. :D

    Shhh, don't confuse them even more!! :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,709 ✭✭✭c68zapdsm5i1ru


    People who are convinced that the outer lane of the M50 is actually a fast lane and come steaming angrily up behind anyone who dares to use it for overtaking, while not going at 200 mph.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,341 ✭✭✭czechlin


    Wotsername wrote: »
    Confession time.
    Years ago, for my sins, I worked at a call center. I was on "Personal Mailbox Messages" for a while. Which just means when a number is busy, the call diverts to the center, and an operator (me) answers with a scripted message that started with the persons name, saying they are busy, And the caller can leave a message with the operator as opposed to a machine. (yeah I know) And it was an expensive service to have.

    There was one name I dreaded tho, I couldn't get my tongue around it at all. Stiopan Maol Mise Macnahounidghisian O'Deasaigh, or something like that. Many many times, when people called his phone I just answered and said
    "Sorry wrong number" and hung up.

    But I'm all grown up now:D

    Stiopan Maol Mise Macna...what!? WHAT??????? :eek:

    I bet that fella would never make his flight if they called him 100 times!
    Yeah, names in Gaelic are head wreckers :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,576 ✭✭✭Paddy Cow


    reap-a-rat wrote: »
    The dusty useless crumbs at the end of the cereal. There's still half a bowl worth of good flakes but all that comes out is the bloody grit :(
    Place a colander in the sink. Pour cereal into colander. Shake until all the offending bits land in the sink. Now you can enjoy the last of your cereal without all the mush.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,576 ✭✭✭Paddy Cow


    I really hate cleaning a saucepan after making scrambled eggs.

    I've gotten to the stage where I now base me decision to have scrambled eggs on whether or not I could be bothered to clean the saucepan afterwards.

    I'm a disgrace. :(
    As soon as you finish making the eggs, put a load of fairy liquid and hot water into the saucepan. Whenever you go to clean it, it won't be that bad.

    People who make scrambled eggs in the microwave. It's just gross. It might be quicker but it does not taste the same.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,009 ✭✭✭reap-a-rat


    Paddy Cow wrote: »
    Place a colander in the sink. Pour cereal into colander. Shake until all the offending bits land in the sink. Now you can enjoy the last of your cereal without all the mush.

    I did think of that. I'd love a one-step solution though. Like a reverse-colander, that keeps the crap and puts the lovely big flakes into the bowl. But that's fairly impossible. So I'll just continue to be annoyed ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,576 ✭✭✭Paddy Cow


    When I'm on my dirty week of shame and I go to the chemist to get some Solpadeine and I'm made to feel like a junkie trying to score.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,076 ✭✭✭✭Czarcasm


    Paddy Cow wrote: »
    When I'm on my dirty week of shame and I go to the chemist to get some Solpadeine and I'm made to feel like a junkie trying to score.


    Posters with ambiguous usernames... :(

    (Always thought you were a guy! And yes, it only occurs to me now that a cow is female, but a cow called Paddy? :D)


    Somewhat related anyway, it's THERMAL underwear, not "TERMINAL" underwear! It's warm, but it's not going to kill you! :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,576 ✭✭✭Paddy Cow


    Czarcasm wrote: »
    Posters with ambiguous usernames... :(

    (Always thought you were a guy! And yes, it only occurs to me now that a cow is female, but a cow called Paddy? :D)
    Years ago I moved over to London to live with my sister. Her group of friends all had silly names for themselves, all ending in Cow such as Mad Cow, Laughing Cow etc. Being fresh off the boat and with a thick accent, I got called Paddy Cow. As we got older the other names were forgotton but Paddy Cow always stuck with me. I like it and generally use it as a username.

    Things that annoy me: people who have silly nicknames :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,801 ✭✭✭Frigga_92


    It being assumed that as a woman, I couldn't possibly ride a motorbike.

    Had to ring RAC earlier to get them to come pick my bike up to bring it to the dealership :(
    Me: Hi I'm just ringing in relation to picking up a bike.
    RAC man: Yes, can I have the reg?
    Me: blah blah
    RAC man: Are you ringing on behalf of the rider because unfortunately I will have to speak to the rider.
    Me: I am the rider....
    RAC man: Ooooooooooooooooooh, I don't get many women ringing about bikes hardeeharharhar
    Me: (fake laugh so as not to piss off the RAC man but secretly seething)

    I OWN 3 BIKES!!! I own more bikes than my husband does!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,351 ✭✭✭NegativeCreep


    It being assumed that as a woman, I couldn't possibly ride a motorbike.

    Had to ring RAC earlier to get them to come pick my bike up to bring it to the dealership :(
    Me: Hi I'm just ringing in relation to picking up a bike.
    RAC man: Yes, can I have the reg?
    Me: blah blah
    RAC man: Are you ringing on behalf of the rider because unfortunately I will have to speak to the rider.
    Me: I am the rider....
    RAC man: Ooooooooooooooooooh, I don't get many women ringing about bikes hardeeharharhar
    Me: (fake laugh so as not to piss off the RAC man but secretly seething)

    I OWN 3 BIKES!!! I own more bikes than my husband does!!!

    It is unusual though in all fairness.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 367 ✭✭Wotsername


    It being assumed that as a woman, I couldn't possibly ride a motorbike.


    "I OWN 3 BIKES!!! I own more bikes than my husband does!!!"


    I used to think that too. The swine!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,801 ✭✭✭Frigga_92


    It is unusual though in all fairness.

    Not unheard of though so I think it is a stupid assumption to make.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,076 ✭✭✭✭Czarcasm


    What the feck is happening to Boards now! :confused:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    Czarcasm wrote: »
    What the feck is happening to Boards now! :confused:
    I thought it was my internet connection, it's all over the place!


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