Tax Refund !! yayyy!!

the_monkey · 30-01-2014 03:17PM #1

I just got this email

Revenue - Irish Tax & Customs [email]<snip ...... > @elmactechnologies.com[/email]

Dear Sir/Madam ,,

I am sending this email to announce: After the last annual calculation of your fiscal activity we have determined that you are eligible to receive a tax return of:

£ 271.91

To receive your return, you need to create a Government gateway account.

Please click the link below and follow the instructions:

<SNIP - link to enter my details so we can steal money from you>

The contents of this email and any attachments are confidential and as applicable, copyright in these is reserved to HM Revenue & Customs. Unless expressly authorized by us,
any further dissemination or distribution of this email or its attachments is prohibited.

Wow a pound sterling refund from the Irish revenue !!

HM revenue and customs no doubt !!!

Also I work in Spain so this is great !!!

El Mac Tecnologies ??

Can't wait to get my £271.91

- Is anyone that f*cking stupid to fall for this drivel ?

the_monkey · 30-01-2014 03:20PM

Sorry , I meant to post this in AH , mod can you please move ?

sorry again...

Guy:Incognito · 30-01-2014 03:26PM

Since your in Spain, if you transfer €100 to me I'll go collect the money for you, then forward it to you .I promise

the_monkey · 30-01-2014 03:30PM

Deal !!

Thanks a lot ...

vicwatson · 30-01-2014 03:37PM

I got € 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000.00 from the Prince of Lesotho once.

It's all spent now though

Akrasia · 30-01-2014 03:45PM

the_monkey wrote: »

I just got this email

Wow a pound sterling refund from the Irish revenue !!

HM revenue and customs no doubt !!!

Also I work in Spain so this is great !!!

El Mac Tecnologies ??

Can't wait to get my £271.91

- Is anyone that f*cking stupid to fall for this drivel ?

They probably couldn't figure out how to get the € symbol to work with their keyboard and figured nobody would notice

Kilgore__Trout · 30-01-2014 04:13PM

Akrasia wrote: »

They probably couldn't figure out how to get the € symbol to work with their keyboard and figured nobody would notice

There's a € key?

Princess Consuela Bananahammock · 30-01-2014 04:19PM

Yes - it's hidden under Bertie Ahearn's mattress and you;d be amazed what it opens.

_Kaiser_ · 30-01-2014 04:52PM

Well I got a REAL mail from Revenue today telling me my P21 balancing statement had been issued and a refund was due!

€0.09! YAY!!!

Agent Smith · 30-01-2014 05:14PM

Kaiser2000 wrote: »

Well I got a REAL mail from Revenue today telling me my P21 balancing statement had been issued and a refund was due!

€0.09! YAY!!!

i got a refund of €0.12 before....

it cost more money to notify me of it!

Zen 2nd · 30-01-2014 05:24PM

Did my balancing statement for last year and I owe €280. Bummer! But they spread it out over the year so it isn't too bad.

yermandan · 30-01-2014 05:25PM

Mental, I just got the exact mail into my work email account while reading this thread

zetalambda · 30-01-2014 05:27PM

Kilgore__Trout wrote: »

There's a € key?

There sure is. Same key as the number 4.

deblacker · 30-01-2014 05:29PM

Was it from a successful Nigerian businessman? :P

the_monkey · 30-01-2014 05:44PM

I clicked the link in a VM and filled in some bogus info ... time wasting ...

my address is something like

52 Calle de la Puta
Putaville
**** land

TheBody · 30-01-2014 05:48PM

It's mad how these people know you are due a refund. Just like they know about the horny housewives in my area or my small penis.

punisher5112 · 30-01-2014 05:49PM

I usually return Clancy Wigam, 123 Fake Street, Springfield.

I would say a Nigerian Business man would be accurate.

Haven't had any of these in a few years. remember use to even receive letters in the post.

punisher5112 · 30-01-2014 05:50PM

TheBody wrote: »

It's mad how these people know you are due a refund. Just like they know about the horny housewives in my area or my small penis.

You should see a specialist:D

the_monkey · 30-01-2014 11:07PM

punisher5112 wrote: »

I usually return Clancy Wigam, 123 Fake Street, Springfield.

I would say a Nigerian Business man would be accurate.

Haven't had any of these in a few years. remember use to even receive letters in the post.

Gmail is usually spot on in filtering these, the odd one gets through tho ..

Menas · 30-01-2014 11:31PM

TheBody wrote: »

It's mad how these people know you are due a refund. Just like they know about the horny housewives in my area or my small penis.

Just as a matter of interest, what area do you live in?

(Interested in the horny housewives....not the small willy)

PizzamanIRL · 30-01-2014 11:38PM

zetalambda wrote: »

There sure is. Same key as the number 4.

444444444

Liar.

Tax Refund !! yayyy!!

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