The Rage ?

cartman · 04-05-2003 05:34PM

Snagre that prob coz ur a little weakling:)

Repli · 04-05-2003 06:01PM

One time I had a guest over in my house... but I was so darn mad at him... the beer I gave him was mostly head!!

YoungNastyMan · 04-05-2003 07:44PM

'One time I had a guest over in my house... but I was so darn mad at him... the beer I gave him was mostly head!!'

You Animal :mad:

Sangre · 04-05-2003 08:00PM

Originally posted by cartman
Snagre that prob coz ur a little weakling:)

No its because I live in a real house and not a shack

Repli · 04-05-2003 11:13PM

True story ya know

s0l · 05-05-2003 12:10AM

Guess what happened to me this evening

I kicked one of my best friends square in the nuts, turns out it was all because of a misunderstanding, oh well. you know that feeling of seething rage? flowing through me for an hour of the movie.

YoungNastyMan · 05-05-2003 12:15AM

I once knew a guy who was always loseing his temper in his youth, 10 years down the line.... BAM. Herpees

Karl Hungus · 05-05-2003 01:27AM

Hmm...

Might have a few of these old things here... Stories and all...

Most recently, tonite...
Just watching a movie here on my PC, and I just kept being interupted. Especially seeing as I was told 'You can watch that any time' when it has to go back tomorrow. D'oh! ****ing hell, I just wanted to fire the monitor at the next person who came a knockin' on my door. **** OFFF YA LANGERS!!!

Another time, year or two ago...
Dunno, was very, very drunk. Arrive home pretty late, like 4 or 5 in the morning. All well and good until me ma bursts in at 7 screaming at me!!! Now I had some ****ing unreal hangover and my head was nearly really to explode, and I simply wasn't in any state or mood to give any abuse, never mind taking it. Pint glass on the dresser (Water, that was, not beers)... And I ****ed it at her. Most of it hit the wall, destroyed a few posters and all, but the most shocking thing was that the storage heater which was on the wall that got most of my limp attack didn't blow up, or anything!!! :eek:
It still works to this day.

Cant claim to have beaten up any grannies though, but apparantly I gave my ma a black eye when I was 2 or something. Story goes that I was having nightmares, couldn't sleep and crawled into Mommy's bed and went to sleep, only to turn around and give her a fist into the face. How cute?

TomTom · 05-05-2003 01:56AM

Originally posted by YoungNastyMan
I once knew a guy who was always loseing his temper in his youth, 10 years down the line.... BAM. Herpees

Bet he bought a used car once.

TomTom · 05-05-2003 02:00AM

i raw the red mist approach about 5 to 6 today when i relaised man utd had won the premirship.

but it passed off.

Chad ghostal · 05-05-2003 02:48AM

I heard that there was this ninja who was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon the ninja killed the whole town.

My friend Mark said that he saw a ninja totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window.

apart from that pretty tame, bottling up for later use like a spree or something similar...

kick a wall one in a fit of rage, couldnt walk on the foot for 3 days, wont be doing that again too soon, it hurt alot.

Silverfish · 05-05-2003 03:38AM

Originally posted by Chad ghostal
I heard that there was this ninja who was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon the ninja killed the whole town.

My friend Mark said that he saw a ninja totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window.

Damn straight. :ninja:

I have, in latter years, managed to control my awful temper. (Mister 120Minutes, you've seen a good few of them..!!)

My kid sister once came battering into my room at 11am on a Saturday, I threw my alarm clock at her and split her lip.

My dad called me for school once. I stress once. I had a big antique alarm clock and he called me from the driveway. I fecked the alarm clock in the general direction of the voice, smashing the window and subsequently, the bonnet of my dad's car.

But these are just angry moments, my rages tend to last for one to several hours, and I cause more damage than your average hurricane. Posters, glasses, windows, ornaments.....

But I did once clock my sister so hard she couldn't breathe, and when she did finally inhale, she puked. I never, ever hit anyone again.

My other kid sister however could take me with both hands behind her back. I wouldn't mess with her.

YoungNastyMan · 05-05-2003 10:55AM

'Bet he bought a used car once'

how did you know, he was my fathers friend, Peter Griffin

oneweb · 05-05-2003 12:41PM

Originally posted by YoungNastyMan
...I had, had a pretty stressfull day at work...

This is me BOARD at work.

Riiiiight.

Anyways, one of the worst things I've done was I flung my mobile to the floor in my bedroom with great force :mad: I did it at such an angle that on impact it split into about 7 or 8 parts which each went their own ways high into the air. It was a beautiful site and I felt great for it.

Put the bits back together and the thing worked perfectly. Good old 5110s

.

I nearly always think of the consequences before I do something in a rage. However, I'm worried that my pent-up agression will erupt suddenly and without warning one of these days

Calibos · 05-05-2003 03:08PM

No wonder the streets aren't safe anymore with you lot walking around. I used to think it was the illiterate scumbags doing all the head stomping out on the streets but it seems that at least a few of you have PC skills. Damn those FAS courses!! .:D

Some of you even sound proud of your 'little' rages:rolleyes: :rolleyes: As the man from Liverpool once said...."Cgghhccc..alm down eh":D

YoungNastyMan · 05-05-2003 03:10PM

'Damn those FAS courses!! '

lol

STaN · 05-05-2003 03:52PM

Many smashed phones, windows, ornaments and various bodily and mental harms done to people.

Boston · 05-05-2003 04:22PM

I once caught a guy by the neck and lifted him up and over banisters to drop him down a flight of stairs, it was a gas look on his face. Lucky for him he shut the **** up, and i took him back in and gave him a good kicking. Seriously never threaten someones family, just because they ignor your crap 99%.

ferdi · 05-05-2003 07:37PM

your ma.

Amz · 05-05-2003 07:59PM

I once kicked a hole in the wall of our hallway...

I'm a girl so I dont need to remember the reason....

I was told I had to fix it though... hence it's presence in our house still...

Doodee · 05-05-2003 08:09PM

broken a computer desk, many chairs
a guitar, errr, my friends arms and ribs (he deserved it tbh)

err. im a nice person, honest!

bubbles · 05-05-2003 08:44PM

Killed a few little bunny rabbits once.

My folks where away, and I was minding the house all on my little own and it was about a year after something pretty bad happend - so there was alot of built up rage in me I guess...

We've had rabbits for a while, which lived freely in the back garden, but anytime a new litter was born we would lock them and the mother up in a pen, for their protection from the other rabbits, birds, cats and preists etc.

Anyway, one day the 9 little buggers escaped, and where hopping all around the garden, and they where still very young, was cold outside and I saw some of the other male rabbits already having a go at them, so I decided to go out and round them up and put them back in the pen.

5 hours later I was still out there trying to catch them, had a few traps set up by this stage. I was cold and wet and starting to lose my temper. ****ing rabbits, was only doing this because I was worried over them. I only managed to catch 6 of them by that stage - 3 of them where impossible to catch.

Another 3 hours later, about 10.30 that night I had finally caught the last one, and I was furious. As I was putting him in the cardboard box I was keeping them in untill I had a chance to see how they excaped from the pen he bit me, which was the last straw, I lost it.

So i managed to pull the rabbits head off (was just ment to twist it to break its neck) and them proceded to stamp and crush the other 8 rabbits in the box untill they where nothing more than mush.

Felt good at the time, cept for been covered in bits of rabbit.

ferdi · 05-05-2003 08:53PM

hmmm

Mercury_Tilt · 05-05-2003 09:00PM

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Beruthiel · 05-05-2003 09:10PM

Felt good at the time, cept for been covered in bits of rabbit

lol
have you progressed onto people yet Bubs?

oneweb · 05-05-2003 09:13PM

Originally posted by Mercury_Tilt
No point in letting their lucky ickle feet go to waste.

Well, I wouldn't fancy my luck with those - they weren't exactly lucky themselves!

Kai · 05-05-2003 09:21PM

Idiot friend of mine started spraying me with water one summer from the garden hose, so i picked up a stick and belted him straight in the face 3 times.
He hasnt attempted to do it again since. in time his face healed so no real harm done.

Doodee · 05-05-2003 09:48PM

Hey *******, why didnt u do the same to KosH?

I mean, u were in teh water with teh rail gun, camping which is the Cold and Wet, and Tired. chasing people, which is similar to the rabits, and well, KosH bit u, why didnt u tear his head off and kill teh rest of the class

Mercury_Tilt · 05-05-2003 09:51PM

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Thorbar · 05-05-2003 10:05PM

Hey bubs maybe you should stick a little rabit into that tatoo of yours as a mark of respect for the rabbits you killed.

[EDIT]Just reread this post wtf was I on when I wrote this? Sorry.[/EDIT]

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