Trivial things that annoy you Part 2

SamAK · 21-01-2014 05:35PM

Pumpkinseeds wrote: »

There's a group of 5 lads, aged about 9, running around outside my house shouting their high-pitched shrieky, excitable little heads off. Giving me a headache and freaking out my foster kitten. Bloody kids enjoying themselves, bloody cheek I tells ya. I blame the parents:)

Kids are like farts, you can just about handle your own.

OldNotWIse · 21-01-2014 06:19PM

SamAK wrote: »

Kids are like farts, you can just about handle your own.

One of the many reasons I love the winter. It's too dark and cold for the feckers to annoy people outside by the time they finish school.

antodeco · 21-01-2014 06:23PM

When you go to the jax and a little "hanger on" is there and you dont realise it and end up spreading it halfway up your back

SamAK · 21-01-2014 06:25PM

antodeco wrote: »

When you go to the jax and a little "hanger on" is there and you dont realise it and end up spreading it halfway up your back

You GO TOO FAR!

Top Tip - always keep a packet of baby-wipes in the jax, for such an occasion.

Daveysil15 · 21-01-2014 06:56PM

liliq wrote: »

Windows 8.

Yes, I recently got a new PC and its a piss poor OS. I've had a lot of boot problems. Vista was far better.

Padkir · 21-01-2014 07:07PM

bluewolf wrote: »

087 1234567

It's funny that everyone always says 087... My own number has been 086 since I first got a phone but when I'm filling in those forms I always use 087 1234567!

Czarcasm · 21-01-2014 08:55PM

Catching up on the last seven pages of the thread, slow down lads!

I wish I could speed read, takes me aaaages, this thread will probably be another two pages on by the time I'm finished this post! :mad:

liliq · 21-01-2014 09:04PM

Daveysil15 wrote: »

Yes, I recently got a new PC and its a piss poor OS. I've had a lot of boot problems. Vista was far better.

It gets worse the longer you have it, I'm convinced.
I'm googling resolutions but can't get it into safe mode to start.

My mothers humour. No sense.

The Diabolical Monocle · 21-01-2014 09:38PM

A house near me, the owners have an infra-red/PIR sensor light, fair enough, but on a ridiculous setting.

You'd walk by, maybe 15 feet from the beginning of their driveway and the fcking thing still switches on.

snobby paranoid w4nkers.

oooh nooo the proletariat are within walking distance of my mansion intending to steal from my success.

w4nkers.

Boscoirl · 21-01-2014 10:37PM

People who go

"Hon [Insert Sports Team Here]"

Daveysil15 · 21-01-2014 11:08PM

liliq wrote: »

It gets worse the longer you have it, I'm convinced.
I'm googling resolutions but can't get it into safe mode to start.

My mothers humour. No sense.

I'm having the same problem. The F8 key doesn't work anymore. :mad: I just leave the computer on standby now so it doesn't have to boot.

Sir Arthur Daley · 21-01-2014 11:09PM

Daveysil15 wrote: »

I'm having the same problem. The F8 key doesn't work anymore. :mad: I just leave the computer on standby now so it doesn't have to boot.

Would an external keyboard solve this issue?

househero · 21-01-2014 11:19PM

New 1

I can't tolerate intolerant people.

deise08 · 22-01-2014 01:01AM

1 Pillow is too flat,
2 pillows is too high

Rainbow_Bright · 22-01-2014 02:12AM

-Irish people using "movie" instead of "film".

- Parents letting their children roam free and noisily in public places

Irish Steve · 22-01-2014 02:14AM

Rainbow_Bright wrote: »

-Irish people using "movie" instead of "film".

- Parents letting their children roam free and noisily in public places

Was that "film" or "fillum"??

Czarcasm · 22-01-2014 08:27AM

Irish Steve wrote: »

Was that "film" or "fillum"??

"The pictures"

deise08 · 22-01-2014 08:45AM

Czarcasm wrote: »

"The pictures"

Down here it's the flicks

Ted_YNWA · 22-01-2014 09:16AM

The talkies, you mean?

Vel · 22-01-2014 09:38AM

From my observations a lot of men seem incapable of hugging without similtaneously patting each other on the back!

Frigga_92 · 22-01-2014 09:55AM

Rainbow_Bright wrote: »

-Irish people using "movie" instead of "film".

- Parents letting their children roam free and noisily in public places

Drives me insane! Why people bring kids to pubs when they know they will be insanely bored baffles me! I also will never understand why parents bring their kids to "nice" restaurants late at night. I was in a "nice" restaurant in Dublin a few months ago for a work dinner, and there were 2 tables with toddlers sitting at them who spent the entire meal screaming

Seems an awful waste of a meal to me. Just bring them to a bistro type eatery where they have a kids menu.

Czarcasm wrote: »

"The pictures"

Or, "the pitchers"

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar · 22-01-2014 10:00AM

'woman up' as an alternative to man up

yes I can see women might not like telling other women or themselves to 'man up' but woman up just makes you sound like the kind of moron who uses womyn and herstory in every day writing. get creative!

marcbrophy · 22-01-2014 10:19AM

When the Thread of the Day link leads to an invalid thread :mad:

OldNotWIse · 22-01-2014 10:58AM

There's no right setting for my windscreen wipers for most rain. The first is a little too infrequent - there is about a second that I am waiting for it to clear. Go to the next setting, it's fuucking on speed.

salacious crumb · 22-01-2014 11:10AM

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar wrote: »

'woman up' as an alternative to man up

yes I can see women might not like telling other women or themselves to 'man up' but woman up just makes you sound like the kind of moron who uses womyn and herstory in every day writing. get creative!

Either one is f*cking ridiculous anyway. Only a tool would tell someone to man up, and I would headbutt someone in the face for saying it to me and then ask them if that was manly enough for them

eisenberg1 · 22-01-2014 11:17AM

26sdrawkcab wrote: »

Drives me insane! Why people bring kids to pubs when they know they will be insanely bored baffles me! I also will never understand why parents bring their kids to "nice" restaurants late at night. I was in a "nice" restaurant in Dublin a few months ago for a work dinner, and there were 2 tables with toddlers sitting at them who spent the entire meal screaming Seems an awful waste of a meal to me. Just bring them to a bistro type eatery where they have a kids menu.

I hear you on that, You go to all the bother of getting a babysitter, head out for your nice romantic meal......and there are two screaming kids beside you, and the parents seem to think this is just dandy. because little Cassandra and Oliver have to have a fine dining experience......screw that, take them to MacD's, less hassle.

eisenberg1 · 22-01-2014 11:25AM

I am just off for a quick vomit, just heard a woman on the radio, talking about "orgasmic birth", (talk about having it both ways)...its 10am FFS!!!!!!!!!!!

Remouad · 22-01-2014 11:34AM

Vel wrote: »

From my observations a lot of men seem incapable of hugging without similtaneously patting each other on the back!

That drives me bananas. Any time anyone does that to me I give out and make them re-hug without the patting.

26sdrawkcab wrote: »

Drives me insane! Why people bring kids to pubs when they know they will be insanely bored baffles me! ... Just bring them to a bistro type eatery where they have a kids menu.

Kids should never be brought to the pub. Only slightly possible exception to this is when there's a match on before bedtime.

Kids menu annoys me. Everything on it is usually deep fried.
should just be a smaller portion from the regular menu.

jimgoose · 22-01-2014 11:36AM

Vel wrote: »

From my observations a lot of men seem incapable of hugging without similtaneously patting each other on the back!

You do know man-hugs are Ghey without the patting, right??

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar wrote: »

'woman up' as an alternative to man up...

I personally prefer "Burd up!"

jimgoose · 22-01-2014 11:37AM

eisenberg1 wrote: »

I am just off for a quick vomit, just heard a woman on the radio, talking about "orgasmic birth", (talk about having it both ways)...its 10am FFS!!!!!!!!!!!

Cheeses! I've heard of children being treated as accessories, but now I'm scairt, Paw! :eek:

Trivial things that annoy you Part 2

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