Assless Chaps

myshirt · 21-01-2014 11:42PM #1

I went over to our team kitchenette in work today to boil the kettle.
Right next to the kettle is a receipt.

Someone in the office / on the team has recently purchased what was described on the receipt as '1 x assless chaps'

Am I right to find this a bit unnerving?

AH, what do you think? Yay or nay?

BBDBB · 21-01-2014 11:43PM

young man

theres a place you can go

I said young man

P_1 · 21-01-2014 11:44PM

Meh, so long as they ain't forcing you to wear them OP

The Backwards Man · 21-01-2014 11:44PM

Assless chaps was on the receipt, was it?

seamey beag84 · 21-01-2014 11:44PM

I think you should just butt out of this one...

myshirt · 21-01-2014 11:45PM

The Backwards Man wrote: »

Assless chaps was on the receipt, was it?

Yes. Genuinely.

1 x assless chaps, printed.

Sir Arthur Daley · 21-01-2014 11:46PM

Are they kinky Personal protective equipment for chainsaw users

The Backwards Man · 21-01-2014 11:47PM

myshirt wrote: »

Yes. Genuinely.

1 x assless chaps, printed.

What shop was it?

Czarcasm · 21-01-2014 11:47PM

'Dress-down Friday' should be interesting.

myshirt · 21-01-2014 11:47PM

The Backwards Man wrote: »

What shop was it?

You looking to buy?

Ted_YNWA · 21-01-2014 11:48PM

Send an email to the whole team saying a receipt has been found in the n & see who goes in to collect it.

Nemeses · 21-01-2014 11:49PM

'Ave it!

PizzamanIRL · 21-01-2014 11:50PM

Assless chaps are a type of leggings that bikers wear.

BBDBB · 21-01-2014 11:56PM

PizzamanIRL wrote: »

Assless chaps are a type pf leggings that bikers wear.

Bikers......................................riiiight!:D

PizzamanIRL · 21-01-2014 11:58PM

Google image assless chaps and you'll see

fred funk }{ · 21-01-2014 11:58PM

myshirt wrote: »

Yes. Genuinely.

1 x assless chaps, printed.

Miriam..is that you?

Menas · 21-01-2014 11:59PM

Perhaps the receipt was left there deliberatly for YOU to find?

myshirt · 22-01-2014 12:00AM

fred funk }{ wrote: »

Miriam..is that you?

Oh sh!t

holystungun9 · 22-01-2014 12:13AM

Phew, glad this wasn't some inappropriate special olympics thing.

Put your pitchforks away, no harm done here. Move along please.

B.A._Baracus · 22-01-2014 12:28AM

Assless chaps, you say?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kp8SEfFK_2Y

Cienciano · 22-01-2014 12:30AM

Prices of assless chaps will shoot up when we get closer to the Gareth Brooks dates

mad muffin · 22-01-2014 12:36AM

OP, I hope you didn't touch the receipt?

Joe10000 · 22-01-2014 12:42AM

Of all the things you could have invented to be on the receipt what made you think of "assless chaps"?

mad muffin · 22-01-2014 12:44AM

Joe10000 wrote: »

Of all the things you could have invented to be on the receipt what made you think of "assless chaps"?

I know, right?

I would have gone with gimp suit. Gimp suit and extra large cock ring.

Kilgore__Trout · 22-01-2014 12:45AM

Could be worse... could have been an assless superman outfit...

LordSutch · 22-01-2014 12:47AM

1st time I saw them was many moons ago in Bonanza.
http://bonanzaboomers.com/gallery/albums/userpics/normal_8-7,14H52M8S_(3)_(640x512).jpg

blacklilly · 22-01-2014 12:49AM

All full lenght chaps are arseless

LordSutch · 22-01-2014 12:52AM

What do you wear underneath to cover your bum, or do you let it hang out?

endacl · 22-01-2014 12:54AM

LordSutch wrote: »

What do you wear underneath to cover your bum, or do you let it hang out?

A horse?

efb · 22-01-2014 12:55AM

John Waters visiting???

blacklilly · 22-01-2014 12:56AM

endacl wrote: »

A horse?

Well yes and Jodpurs usually

Assless Chaps

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