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Assless Chaps

  • 21-01-2014 10:42pm
    #1
    myshirt
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,245 ✭✭✭


    I went over to our team kitchenette in work today to boil the kettle.
    Right next to the kettle is a receipt.

    Someone in the office / on the team has recently purchased what was described on the receipt as '1 x assless chaps'

    Am I right to find this a bit unnerving?

    AH, what do you think? Yay or nay?


Comments

  • #2
    BBDBB
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    young man

    theres a place you can go

    I said young man


  • #3
    P_1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,681 ✭✭✭✭P_1


    Meh, so long as they ain't forcing you to wear them OP


  • #4
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Assless chaps was on the receipt, was it?


  • #5
    seamey beag84
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 247 ✭✭seamey beag84


    I think you should just butt out of this one...


  • #6
    myshirt
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,245 ✭✭✭myshirt


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    Assless chaps was on the receipt, was it?

    Yes. Genuinely.

    1 x assless chaps, printed.


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  • #7
    Sir Arthur Daley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,720 ✭✭✭Sir Arthur Daley


    Are they kinky Personal protective equipment for chainsaw users


  • #8
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    myshirt wrote: »
    Yes. Genuinely.

    1 x assless chaps, printed.
    What shop was it?


  • #9
    Czarcasm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,076 ✭✭✭✭Czarcasm


    'Dress-down Friday' should be interesting.


  • #10
    myshirt
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,245 ✭✭✭myshirt


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    What shop was it?

    You looking to buy?


  • #11
    Ted_YNWA
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 71,802 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    Send an email to the whole team saying a receipt has been found in the n & see who goes in to collect it.


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  • #12
    Nemeses
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,829 ✭✭✭Nemeses


    'Ave it!


  • #13
    PizzamanIRL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,147 ✭✭✭PizzamanIRL


    Assless chaps are a type of leggings that bikers wear.


  • #14
    BBDBB
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    PizzamanIRL wrote: »
    Assless chaps are a type pf leggings that bikers wear.



    Bikers......................................riiiight!:D


  • #15
    PizzamanIRL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,147 ✭✭✭PizzamanIRL


    Google image assless chaps and you'll see















    :D


  • #16
    fred funk }{
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,828 ✭✭✭fred funk }{


    myshirt wrote: »
    Yes. Genuinely.

    1 x assless chaps, printed.

    Miriam..is that you?


  • #17
    Menas
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,318 ✭✭✭✭Menas


    Perhaps the receipt was left there deliberatly for YOU to find?


  • #18
    myshirt
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,245 ✭✭✭myshirt


    fred funk }{ wrote: »
    Miriam..is that you?

    Oh sh!t


  • #19
    holystungun9
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,933 ✭✭✭holystungun9


    Phew, glad this wasn't some inappropriate special olympics thing.










    Put your pitchforks away, no harm done here. Move along please.


  • #20
    B.A._Baracus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,230 ✭✭✭✭B.A._Baracus


    Assless chaps, you say?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kp8SEfFK_2Y


  • #21
    Cienciano
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,118 ✭✭✭✭Cienciano


    Prices of assless chaps will shoot up when we get closer to the Gareth Brooks dates


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  • #22
    mad muffin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,034 ✭✭✭mad muffin


    OP, I hope you didn't touch the receipt?


  • #23
    Joe10000
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,295 ✭✭✭Joe10000


    Of all the things you could have invented to be on the receipt what made you think of "assless chaps"?


  • #24
    mad muffin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,034 ✭✭✭mad muffin


    Joe10000 wrote: »
    Of all the things you could have invented to be on the receipt what made you think of "assless chaps"?

    I know, right?

    I would have gone with gimp suit. Gimp suit and extra large cock ring.


  • #25
    Kilgore__Trout
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 454 ✭✭Kilgore__Trout


    Could be worse... could have been an assless superman outfit...


  • #26
    LordSutch
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,076 ✭✭✭✭LordSutch


    1st time I saw them was many moons ago in Bonanza.
    http://bonanzaboomers.com/gallery/albums/userpics/normal_8-7,14H52M8S_(3)_(640x512).jpg


  • #27
    blacklilly
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,687 ✭✭✭blacklilly


    All full lenght chaps are arseless


  • #28
    LordSutch
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,076 ✭✭✭✭LordSutch


    What do you wear underneath to cover your bum, or do you let it hang out?


  • #29
    endacl
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,438 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    LordSutch wrote: »
    What do you wear underneath to cover your bum, or do you let it hang out?

    A horse?


  • #30
    efb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    John Waters visiting???


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  • #31
    blacklilly
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,687 ✭✭✭blacklilly


    endacl wrote: »
    A horse?

    Well yes and Jodpurs usually


  • #32
    LordSutch
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,076 ✭✭✭✭LordSutch


    efb wrote: »
    John Waters visiting???

    John Wayne more like, now saddle up & get on your horse there fella.


  • #33
    kwestfan08
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,523 ✭✭✭kwestfan08


    Looks like he's an Ass Man

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFZj6Fnq4G4


    *BEWP BEWP*


  • #34
    Spook_ie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,896 ✭✭✭✭Spook_ie


    Y'mean these things


  • #35
    randy hickey
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,935 ✭✭✭randy hickey


    OP,I think there is a simple explanation here.

    One of your co-workers has bought a copy of Louis Walsh's autobiography.


  • #36
    sawdoubters
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,288 ✭✭✭sawdoubters


    was the receipt for clearys or arnotts

    are you sure they were mens


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