Turn ons/offs in the opposite sex

Quietyou · 18-01-2014 07:57PM

Legs.Eleven wrote: »

Edit: Do people shave everything off down there? That's madness!

Not madnesssssss as such... more panic when you get an unexpected date and you have a bats cave down there.:pac:

Sir Arthur Daley · 18-01-2014 07:57PM

Daveysil15 wrote: »

In the old pornos like Deep Throat they would have had a bit of a bush. By the time the filmed the sequel, 'Sore Throat' they started getting a bit trimmer.

Gone are the days in the old school porn where they had plenty bush.

Legs.Eleven · 18-01-2014 07:57PM

Here I am, happy as larry on a Saturday evening, discussing my muff with strangers on the internet. What has become of my life!

Quietyou · 18-01-2014 07:58PM

Legs.Eleven wrote: »

Here I am, happy as larry on a Saturday evening, discussing my muff with strangers on the internet. What has become of my life!

Muff said.

Legs.Eleven · 18-01-2014 07:59PM

Quietyou wrote: »

Not madnesssssss as such... more panic when you get an unexpected date and you have a bats cave down there.:pac:

Yeah I know. Did a bit of tidying up once with a razor and the itch was unbearable. Couldn't imagine lobbing the whole lot off though!

Bats cave haha.

Sir Arthur Daley · 18-01-2014 07:59PM

The hairier the better.

Quietyou · 18-01-2014 08:01PM

Legs.Eleven wrote: »

Yeah I know. Did a bit of tidying up once with a razor and the itch was unbearable. Couldn't imagine lobbing the whole lot off though!

Bats cave haha.

A bloke should never have to go to that length. 'specially with sensitive areas.

Penny Tration · 18-01-2014 08:04PM

Legs.Eleven wrote: »

Yeah I know. Did a bit of tidying up once with a razor and the itch was unbearable. Couldn't imagine lobbing the whole lot off though!

Bats cave haha.

Once you do it regularly, it doesn't itch.

I dunno about other ladies, but I can never shave evety bit off! I can get 90% but anymore and I end up cutting myself to shreds

Daveysil15 · 18-01-2014 08:05PM

Legs.Eleven wrote: »

Edit: Do people shave everything off down there? That's madness!

Isn't that what a Brazilian involves? Vagazzling is another one.

Czarcasm · 18-01-2014 08:06PM

Legs.Eleven wrote: »

Each to their own. I've never had any hygiene problems down there because I've never waxed; I'm a clean person who showers everyday and as I said, I keep it trimmed. Maybe because I'm blonde, I'm not all that hairy anyway.

It's simply not my bag. I like having hair down there and would be fairly low maintenance generally and would want to keep it that way for as long as possible and for as long as I can get away with it.

Yeah I got caught out rightly with that before, I thought this girl was a brunette, and while we were chatting after she mentioned she was actually a natural blonde. I of course had to ask "but how come the carpet doesn't match the curtains?"...

She facepalmed hard and groaned "that's not the way it works!" :pac:

Legs.Eleven wrote: »

Well, I think they're talking about waxing.

Edit: Do people shave everything off down there? That's madness!

That's what a "Hollywood" is as opposed to a "Californian" or a "Brazilian"...

I usually just keep it trimmed, but I did ask my wife about this before -

Czarcasm wrote: »

On topic - I just give the hair a trim every so often, just to keep the meat neat, I asked my wife once about the whole shaving it all off thing and she was pretty adamant in her reply -

"WTF?? I have enough dildos in my drawer you clown, no! That's just weird!", said to myself best just leave it at that then, that's me told!

Legs.Eleven · 18-01-2014 08:07PM

Daveysil15 wrote: »

Isn't that what a Brazilian involves? Vagazzling is another one.

I really don't know. I don't think the hair is shaven off for a Brazilian though, I think it's waxed off.

Daveysil15 · 18-01-2014 08:09PM

I tried a bit of manscaping once. Never again.

Legs.Eleven · 18-01-2014 08:10PM

Czarcasm wrote: »

That's what a "Hollywood" is as opposed to a "Californian" or a "Brazilian"...

I usually just keep it trimmed, but I did ask my wife about this before -

I have to google the differences. I have no clue.

Legs.Eleven · 18-01-2014 08:11PM

Daveysil15 wrote: »

I tried a bit of manscaping once. Never again.

Does that involve waxing or shaving?

Daveysil15 · 18-01-2014 08:15PM

Legs.Eleven wrote: »

Does that involve waxing or shaving?

Hedge cutter in my case.

Legs.Eleven · 18-01-2014 08:17PM

I say when it comes to men: Leave. The hair. Alone. All of it. Even arse hair.

Sir Arthur Daley · 18-01-2014 08:21PM

Any man that shaves his privates has mental issues.

Quietyou · 18-01-2014 08:21PM

Legs.Eleven wrote: »

I say when it comes to men: Leave. The hair. Alone. All of it. Even arse hair.

Yes ma'am.

Hagar the Nice. · 18-01-2014 08:24PM

Lou.m wrote: »

People who think that their shopping list of what they are looking for is going to make them fall in love with someone.

It won't.

In fact often the person you fall for has none of the qualities you list.

Just because someone does not like your type is no reason to take offense.

Just because someone is not your type does not mean you should be offensive.

So you like green eyed athletic red heads ...that's cool. That is what YOU like. Other types of women/men have the right to feel pretty/handsome , you don't have to date them. Someone will like what type they are.

Also you are the right package for someone out there. So feel good about you. Well..the best of you...when you are being nice :-)

Don't internalize whatever gender war stuff is on the net recently this goes for men and women. It is just people trying to make a buck.

She/he is just not that into you...you are both lovely people.

The biggest turn offs are cynical people who no longer believe in love nor honor. Being a non cynical person who believes in love and honor does not mean people have to love you.

Love is mysterious and you cannot fake the real deal. Lists of qualities are bull****. Like anyone knows why you fall hard for someone.

Possibly the best post on this thread and totally correct.

Czarcasm · 18-01-2014 08:28PM

WikiHow wrote: »

Any man that shaves his privates has mental issues.

I dunno Wiki, like the rise generally seen nowadays in male grooming, waxing services that cater to men are becoming more popular too -

http://www.anaturalbalance.co.uk/male-waxing-prices-brighton/

Wouldn't fancy the BSC now myself, but as Legs said earlier - to each their own

McChubbin · 18-01-2014 08:29PM

Regarding male "landscaping": Trim it down and make it neat and tidy.
Regarding female "landscaping": Never seen a real one but my preference is for a neatly trimmed landing strip.

Sir Arthur Daley · 18-01-2014 08:31PM

Czarcasm wrote: »

I dunno Wiki, like the rise generally seen nowadays in male grooming, waxing services that cater to men are becoming more popular too -

http://www.anaturalbalance.co.uk/male-waxing-prices-brighton/

Wouldn't fancy the BSC now myself, but as Legs said earlier - to each their own

Imagine "Natural Balance" giving a "Brazilian (derriere)* Buttocks and crack" to a fella the day after he had 23 pints of Guinness and 3 Chinese take aways

:eek:

seenitall · 18-01-2014 08:31PM

Yeah, Hollywood is all off usually.

Brazilian is the landing strip.

I think the Californian is the extended bikini one (which is good enough for me). I just call it the extended bikini wax.

I hear that Lycon (wax) is your man, gonna try it.

Quietyou · 18-01-2014 08:32PM

WikiHow wrote: »

Imagine "Natural Balance" giving a "Brazilian (derriere)* Buttocks and crack" to a fella the day after he had 23 pints of Guinness and 3 Chinese take aways :eek:

Cannot unseeeeeeee

Hagar the Nice. · 18-01-2014 08:35PM

WikiHow wrote: »

Any man that shaves his privates has mental issues.

Bbbbut it makes my Wee Willie Winkle a wee bit bigger.:D
Anyone seen my magnifying glass anywhere.:mad:

GalwayGuy2 · 18-01-2014 09:13PM

Is that whole shaving thing only unpopular because it's in porn? I find the reaction against what's portrayed in porn as really weird

My final weigh in on the groundbreaking debate of shaven pubic hair: I'm pretty sure women can make their own decisions about their pubes. Also, who cares if they do it to please their partner? It's hardly the end of the world and if its a give and take relationship then the partner will do something to please the shaver.

Personally, I like a landing strip but/ trimmed. Honestly, I find it such a turn in to see all of a woman's arousal. Whether that's because I've been brainwashed by porn, or because I'm turned on by my partners pleasure, is a different story.

Sir Arthur Daley · 18-01-2014 09:16PM

I find the landing strip is handy for sure when landing and for finding the terminal.

seenitall · 18-01-2014 09:20PM

GalwayGuy2 wrote: »

Is that whole shaving thing only unpopular because it's in porn? I find the reaction against what's portrayed in porn as really weird

Perhaps you'd have a different opinion if it were men who were generally expected to be BSC'd, because of what the women see and get turned on in porn.

Not just because you perhaps wouldn't like the expectation (maybe you wouldn't mind).

But because it bloody hurts.

I always have to take a Nurofen before going for a wax, and the general (nether) region looks like a fcuking war zone for a few hours after the therapist is finished with it.

Quietyou · 18-01-2014 09:21PM

seenitall wrote: »

the region looks like a fcuking war zone for a few hours after the therapist is finished with it.

Gooo on...

seenitall · 18-01-2014 09:26PM

Quietyou wrote: »

Gooo on...

What I'm talking about is deffo NOT a turn on, trust me.

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