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Turn ons/offs in the opposite sex

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  • #2702
    Sir Arthur Daley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,720 ✭✭✭Sir Arthur Daley


    Captain Chaos wrote: »
    Nothing wrong with a bit of hall carpet.
    Some people prefer wooden floors.


  • #2703
    Renegade Mechanic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,928 ✭✭✭Renegade Mechanic


    Shag pile, people :D


  • #2704
    Captain Chaos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,191 ✭✭✭✭Captain Chaos


    A mat on the wooden floor works fine, incase you slip.


  • #2705
    Sir Arthur Daley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,720 ✭✭✭Sir Arthur Daley


    Captain Chaos wrote: »
    A mat on the wooden floor works fine, incase you slip.
    Like a landing strip?


  • #2706
    wazky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,516 ✭✭✭wazky


    WikiHow wrote: »
    Some people prefer wooden floors.

    Tongue and groove?


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  • #2707
    Sir Arthur Daley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,720 ✭✭✭Sir Arthur Daley


    wazky wrote: »
    Tongue and groove?
    Solid flooring though, alot of people dont like the semi solid at all.


  • #2708
    pache
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 103 ✭✭pache


    Turn on : small titties

    Turn off: big titties

    ;)


  • #2709
    carraig2
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,072 ✭✭✭carraig2


    Captain Chaos wrote: »
    Nothing wrong with a bit of hall carpet.

    Well said.

    Like my woman to look like a woman and not a child


  • #2710
    Tasden
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,166 ✭✭✭Tasden


    carraig2 wrote: »
    Well said.

    Like my woman to look like a woman and not a child

    Hate this phrase, unless you're sleeping with a woman who is three foot tall with no boobs or curves its not going to make her look like a child if she has no hair there.


  • #2711
    Howard Juneau
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,901 ✭✭✭Howard Juneau


    Tasden wrote: »
    Hate this phrase, unless you're sleeping with a woman who is three foot tall with no boobs or curves its not going to make her look like a child if she has no hair there.

    Leave my chestically challenged pygmy bride out of this tyvm!


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  • #2712
    carraig2
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,072 ✭✭✭carraig2


    Tasden wrote: »
    Hate this phrase, unless you're sleeping with a woman who is three foot tall with no boobs or curves its not going to make her look like a child if she has no hair there.

    Look it's my opinion that it does.


  • #2713
    Tasden
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,166 ✭✭✭Tasden


    carraig2 wrote: »
    Look it's my opinion that it does.

    I wasn't taking your opinion away from you, was just giving mine :pac:


  • #2714
    carraig2
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,072 ✭✭✭carraig2


    Tasden wrote: »
    I wasn't taking your opinion away from you, was just giving mine :pac:

    Good. Anyway I don't got a woman this while so..................

    Pity shag anyone?:)


  • #2715
    Howard Juneau
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,901 ✭✭✭Howard Juneau


    carraig2 wrote: »
    Good. Anyway I don't got a woman this while so..................

    Pity shag anyone?:)

    Sorry, my pygmy bride said pìss off, she'll let her pet alligator give you a blowie though!


  • #2716
    Tasden
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,166 ✭✭✭Tasden


    carraig2 wrote: »
    Good. Anyway I don't got a woman this while so..................

    Pity shag anyone?:)

    Well I would but I look too child like for you atm :D


  • #2717
    carraig2
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,072 ✭✭✭carraig2


    Howard Juneau wrote: »
    Sorry, my pygmy bride said pìss off, she'll let her pet alligator give you a blowie though!

    Hey, a blowie's a blowie


  • #2718
    Penny Tration
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,687 ✭✭✭✭Penny Tration


    Tasden wrote: »
    Well I would but I look too child like for you atm :D

    Same. Too childlike to give pity sex. Anyone I've ever shagged must feel like a right paedo. :(


  • #2719
    carraig2
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,072 ✭✭✭carraig2


    Ah women, tongues sharper than any alligator's teeth.:)


  • #2720
    GalwayGuy2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,269 ✭✭✭GalwayGuy2


    Originally Posted by carraig2 viewpost.gif
    Well said.

    Like my woman to look like a woman and not a child

    God I hate that saying.

    I'm not going to talk about the porportions, height, curves, etc, that an adult woman would have that a child would not.

    But I will say that if the woman has gone through puberty her genitilia will not look like a child's.

    You might as well say that if a woman shaves her legs then she look like a child, or that if a man shaves his chest then he looks like a child.


  • #2721
    carraig2
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,072 ✭✭✭carraig2


    I am as entitled to my opinion as any of the rest of you.


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  • #2722
    Penny Tration
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,687 ✭✭✭✭Penny Tration


    carraig2 wrote: »
    I am as entitled to my opinion as any of the rest of you.

    And we're equally entitled to post an opinion that goes against yours.


  • #2723
    carraig2
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,072 ✭✭✭carraig2


    green_screen wrote: »
    And we're equally entitled to post an opinion that goes against yours.

    You indeed are.


  • #2724
    GalwayGuy2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,269 ✭✭✭GalwayGuy2


    I am as entitled to my opinion as any of the rest of you.

    I agree :)

    I just hear that phrase so much that I kind of took it out on you a little.


  • #2725
    carraig2
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,072 ✭✭✭carraig2


    Can I just say also that I have numerous female relations and many of them who shave their legs and private areas do so because they feel it is expected of them or that a man may find it more attractive, not because they actually like to.
    Not saying you ladies here do it for that reason but many do


  • #2726
    ivytwine
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,114 ✭✭✭ivytwine


    carraig2 wrote: »
    Can I just say also that I have numerous female relations and many of them who shave their legs and private areas do so because they feel it is expected of them or that a man may find it more attractive, not because they actually like to.
    Not saying you ladies here do it for that reason but many do

    Definitely, if you're brunette (and inherited your father's gorilla genes- thanks Dad! :D) swimming etc is a nightmare with a full bush :P

    Feels so much better and cleaner in general.

    Not all about sex y'know ;)

    EDIT: Misread your post. It's not only because of men. Maybe men do expect it now, although I've never actually come across a man/heard of one kicking a woman out of bed if she hadn't a Brazilian. Anyway, the reasons I've outlined above often apply. As regards sex, it makes the sensations more intense too, especially for uh, receiving....


  • #2727
    carraig2
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,072 ✭✭✭carraig2


    ivytwine wrote: »
    Definitely, if you're brunette (and inherited your father's gorilla genes- thanks Dad! :D) swimming etc is a nightmare with a full bush :P

    Feels so much better and cleaner in general.

    Not all about sex y'know ;)

    I didn't say I liked a full bush.
    Clipped neat is good but I find hair more attractive than completely bald
    Feels strange to have to defend my opinion on a natural look


  • #2728
    ivytwine
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,114 ✭✭✭ivytwine


    carraig2 wrote: »
    I didn't say I liked a full bush.
    Clipped neat is good but I find hair more attractive than completely bald
    Feels strange to have to defend my opinion on a natural look

    Hey it's what you like and in fairness I have an inkling that it's going out a bit to be totally bald. A Brazilian does leave hair behind tho.


  • #2729
    carraig2
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,072 ✭✭✭carraig2


    ivytwine wrote: »
    Definitely, if you're brunette (and inherited your father's gorilla genes- thanks Dad! :D) swimming etc is a nightmare with a full bush :P

    Feels so much better and cleaner in general.

    Not all about sex y'know ;)

    EDIT: Misread your post. It's not only because of men. Maybe men do expect it now, although I've never actually come across a man/heard of one kicking a woman out of bed if she hadn't a Brazilian. Anyway, the reasons I've outlined above often apply. As regards sex, it makes the sensations more intense too, especially for uh, receiving....

    No but have you heard of men who expect women to shave their private area and they think it's fine for them to have pubic hair to rival bluebeard. Men who don't like women to carry extra weight but it's fine for them, men who think grey hair makes a woman old but a man distinguished.

    I like a woman to be how a woman is and I apologise to the women who took offence to my opinion.


  • #2730
    Penny Tration
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,687 ✭✭✭✭Penny Tration


    carraig2 wrote: »
    No but have you heard of men who expect women to shave their private area and they think it's fine for them to have pubic hair to rival bluebeard. Men who don't like women to carry extra weight but it's fine for them, men who think grey hair makes a woman old but a man distinguished.

    I like a woman to be how a woman is and I apologise to the women who took offence to my opinion.

    I didn't take offense to your opinion, just how you phrased it. I don't like people implying I look like a child, just how a fat person doesn't like being called a whale and a thin person doesn't like being called a skeleton.

    That said, if a man ever thought the way you describe weight, hair and such, I'd dump him fairly quickly.


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  • #2731
    Howard Juneau
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,901 ✭✭✭Howard Juneau


    green_screen wrote: »
    I didn't take offense to your opinion, just how you phrased it. I don't like people implying I look like a child, just how a fat person doesn't like being called a whale and a thin person doesn't like being called a skeleton.

    That said, if a man ever thought the way you describe weight, hair and such, I'd dump him fairly quickly.

    You sound picky! :D


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