Turn ons/offs in the opposite sex

Barna77 · 16-01-2014 03:14PM

green_screen wrote: »

Turn ons - happy trail,

Major turn on!

green_screen wrote: »

:pac: it's a big thing for me. Like, when we're in work, anytime himself stretches, his top rides up, showing a happy trail down a really toned body. Then I get really distracted from my work thinking about it for the rest of the day.

Right. I need a cold shower.

Off for a cold shower :pac:

czechlin · 16-01-2014 03:31PM

I just remembered... facial scar. When a man has a facial scar (nothing too brutal though) I find it incredibly hot.
And I used to have a thing for left handed guys, not really sure what that was about... :pac:

Wotsername · 16-01-2014 03:38PM

czechlin wrote: »

I just remembered... facial scar. When a man has a facial scar (nothing too brutal though) I find it incredibly hot.
And I used to have a thing for left handed guys, not really sure what that was about... :pac:

Sounds like you pick the 'Wrong uns'

czechlin · 16-01-2014 03:47PM

Wotsername wrote: »

Sounds like you pick the 'Wrong uns'

Actually I don't! I pick the good ones. I just like to look at the other sometimes but don't pick them 'cos I know they're the 'wrong uns'

(and even those wrong ones don't resemble the Wrong uns you're thinking of ha!)

Daveysil15 · 16-01-2014 06:52PM

czechlin wrote: »

I just remembered... facial scar. When a man has a facial scar (nothing too brutal though) I find it incredibly hot.

I've a small scar on my forehead that I picked up in a bar fight. I've another one on my arse but I'd rather not go into detail about how I got that.

Czarcasm · 16-01-2014 07:09PM

Daveysil15 wrote: »

I've a small scar on my forehead that I picked up in a bar fight. I've another one on my arse but I'd rather not go into detail about how I got that.

One for the "Strange One Night Stand Stories" thread Davey?

I've got a scar just under my chin where my face met with the bonnet of a stationary corsa after I went over the handlebars of my bicycle when the front wheel of the bike wedged under the bumper - split my chin open, so stupid how it happened though so it's not a story I tell too often. I was looking down at the speedometer to see how fast I could go instead of looking at the road ahead of me

seenitall · 16-01-2014 07:13PM

^^^^ A couple of show-offs... :pac:

But yeah, facial scars can be hot.

Galwayguy35 · 16-01-2014 07:26PM

A nice arse in either a skirt or jeans would be a turn on for me.

Wotsername · 16-01-2014 07:31PM

czechlin wrote: »

Actually I don't! I pick the good ones. I just like to look at the other sometimes but don't pick them 'cos I know they're the 'wrong uns'

(and even those wrong ones don't resemble the Wrong uns you're thinking of ha!)

I've picked a couple of humdingers in my day. I can still see the 'wtf are you thinking' expressions on the faces of my friends and family.
But all's well that ends well, Or so they say.

Hagar the Nice. · 16-01-2014 09:54PM

Wotsername wrote: »

I've picked a couple of humdingers in my day. I can still see the 'wtf are you thinking' expressions on the faces of my friends and family.
But all's well that ends well, Or so they say.

In a woman's case you need the letter S before 'well'.:D

RedFormanFITA · 16-01-2014 10:40PM

Czarcasm wrote: »

One for the "Strange One Night Stand Stories" thread Davey?

I've got a scar just under my chin where my face met with the bonnet of a stationary corsa after I went over the handlebars of my bicycle when the front wheel of the bike wedged under the bumper - split my chin open, so stupid how it happened though so it's not a story I tell too often. I was looking down at the speedometer to see how fast I could go instead of looking at the road ahead of me

Got one above my right eyebrow, when my head tried to beat some guy's fist into submission. No prizes for guessing who won that one.

SamAK · 16-01-2014 10:46PM

SirCreepalot wrote: »

I think stockings are sexy because of the hint of skin. It's the promise of more that is sexy. It shows a little and leaves the rest to the imagination.

Careful now! I said something similar earlier and got a 'frosty' response, for which I never received a explanation as to why!

Anyway...

DAVE is clearly not the home of witty banter, boards.ie is.

I've nearly died laughing several times this evening alone. Well done y'all, humor is good for the soul!

Wotsername · 16-01-2014 11:18PM

Hagar the Nice. wrote: »

In a woman's case you need the letter S before 'well'.:D

The more mature and experienced you get, The more you realize how much fun you can have without an erection. We've had some great times with and without.
For me confidence beats cockyness. (every pun intended)

Now don't tell me even the men don't want to thank me for that post?

sky88 · 16-01-2014 11:22PM

From my experience womens turn offs seems to be me sadly

hattoncracker · 16-01-2014 11:23PM

A wonderful bushy beard on a guy!!

I love the rocker look!

Daveysil15 · 16-01-2014 11:34PM

Czarcasm wrote: »

One for the "Strange One Night Stand Stories" thread Davey?

We were in the missionary position when her cat jumped off the light shade and scratched my arse.

No that's not what really happened. I just sat on something sharp.

Hagar the Nice. · 16-01-2014 11:36PM

Wotsername wrote: »

The more mature and experienced you get, The more you realize how much fun you can have without an erection. We've had some great times with and without.
For me confidence beats cockyness. (every pun intended)

Now don't tell me even the men don't want to thank me for that post?

You think us guys don't know what women get up to.hahaha.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=fe9_1389892607

Hagar the Nice. · 16-01-2014 11:38PM

sky88 wrote: »

From my experience womens turn offs seems to be me sadly

There's someone for everyone,trust me,keep your chin up.

blacklilly · 16-01-2014 11:51PM

seenitall wrote: »

^^^^ A couple of show-offs... :pac:

But yeah, facial scars can be hot.

I've a little scar beside my right eye brow....how it happened.....well I had my head out the window of my mums car when I was young and she told me to put up the window, I did exactly what she told me but forgot to take my head in so I ended up winding the window up and catching my forehead.

I'm much more intelligent now

Wacker The Attacker · 16-01-2014 11:58PM

I'm having trouble deciding if a hairy fanny is a turn on or a turn off

Hagar the Nice. · 17-01-2014 12:05AM

Wacker The Attacker wrote: »

I'm having trouble deciding if a hairy fanny is a turn on or a turn off

All depends,some guys don't mind a hair or two in their teeth in the morning whilst eating their flakes.

Wotsername · 17-01-2014 12:15AM

Wacker The Attacker wrote: »

I'm having trouble deciding if a hairy fanny is a turn on or a turn off

How about trimmed?

Renegade Mechanic · 17-01-2014 12:32AM

Wacker The Attacker wrote: »

I'm having trouble deciding if a hairy fanny is a turn on or a turn off

Hey, if theres no grass on the pitch, dont play! :eek:

Wotsername · 17-01-2014 01:15AM

Renegade Mechanic wrote: »

Hey, if theres no grass on the pitch, dont play! :eek:

Well that narrows it down a bit:p

Call Me Jimmy · 17-01-2014 01:21AM

I actually got a scar when I was 3 years old banged my head of a rock (I wasn't the brightest), but it happened to be on my eyebrow so for years people have been thinking I shave my eyebrow like yer man from boyzone or vanilla ice.

Woe is me, woe is me!

Wotsername · 17-01-2014 01:43AM

Call Me Jimmy wrote: »

I actually got a scar when I was 3 years old banged my head of a rock (I wasn't the brightest), but it happened to be on my eyebrow so for years people have been thinking I shave my eyebrow like yer man from boyzone or vanilla ice.

Woe is me, woe is me!

Don't worry soon enough you'll look in the mirror and wonder if you're putting a bit of weight on around the eye brow!

You'll probably think that maybe you've pushed your luck a bit far (health wise) and you'll get seat belts for your sofa. And with said eyebrows raised, You'll settle in for a night of amaze. All aboard that's goin aboard?

Oh dear. I forgot which thread i was on, silly me. I also am turned on by men who wear snickers.

cmore123 · 17-01-2014 01:44AM

Wacker The Attacker wrote: »

I'm having trouble deciding if a hairy fanny is a turn on or a turn off

Yech...

Hilly Bill · 17-01-2014 01:44AM

I like a woman thats 3 foot tall with a flat head so that i can rest my pint on it and at midnight she turns into a corned beef sandwich.

Rubylolz · 17-01-2014 01:46AM

Turnons: Confidence and nice aftershave!

Wotsername · 17-01-2014 01:52AM

aristotleirish wrote: »

what exactly is a woman's difination of the difference between confidence and cockiness

IMO. Confidence is belief and cockyness is show.

Turn ons/offs in the opposite sex

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