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Turn ons/offs in the opposite sex

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  • #2522
    Czarcasm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,076 ✭✭✭✭Czarcasm


    suicide_circus wrote: »
    Larry Murphy?


    I thought that was Ted Bundy that tried to get women into cars?


  • #2523
    Renegade Mechanic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,928 ✭✭✭Renegade Mechanic


    Csarcasm, Suicide Circus. Im reading two different meanings to that understanding of yers!:D


  • #2524
    D-FENS
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,143 ✭✭✭D-FENS


    Czarcasm wrote: »
    I thought that was Ted Bundy that tried to get women into cars?

    Billy Ocean wrote a song about Ted



  • #2525
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 53,068 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    If he's into cars that'd be a turn on. Particularly if he races. And then wears snickers while he's working on his car. *swoon*

    That's not what I came here to say though.

    Fingertip tickles on the back of the neck and playing with my hair. Mmmmmmmmmmm. Yummy.


  • #2526
    Renegade Mechanic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,928 ✭✭✭Renegade Mechanic


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    If he's into cars that'd be a turn on. Particularly if he races. And then wears snickers while he's working on his car. *swoon*

    That's not what I came here to say though.

    Fingertip tickles on the back of the neck and playing with my hair. Mmmmmmmmmmm. Yummy.

    Dammit.. Beta :D


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  • #2527
    Frank Black
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,296 ✭✭✭Frank Black


    If there's anything more sexy than my OH adjusting her stockings before we go out for a meal in a fancy restaurant, I've yet to see it.

    And yes, we did end up being slightly late for our reservation.


  • #2528
    salacious crumb
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,029 ✭✭✭salacious crumb


    Frank Black wrote: »
    If there's anything more sexy than my OH adjusting her stockings before we go out for a meal in a fancy restaurant, I've yet to see it.

    And yes, we did end up being slightly late for our reservation.


    What, did she rip her tights and then have to change outfits? :pac:


  • #2529
    Tasden
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,166 ✭✭✭Tasden


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    If he's into cars that'd be a turn on. Particularly if he races. And then wears snickers while he's working on his car. *swoon*

    That's not what I came here to say though.

    Fingertip tickles on the back of the neck and playing with my hair. Mmmmmmmmmmm. Yummy.

    A man in snickers, doesn't matter if he can fix the car or not :)

    Brushing my hair back off my face when going in for a kiss


  • #2530
    NegativeCreep
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,351 ✭✭✭NegativeCreep


    Turn on: Kanye West Fans

    Turn off: Non Kanye West fans.


  • #2531
    Czarcasm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,076 ✭✭✭✭Czarcasm


    Tasden wrote: »
    A man in snickers, doesn't matter if he can fix the car or not :)

    You don't know how long I've waited to hear a girl not automatically assume that just because I'm a guy I must know something about cars! :D

    I know how to drive them, I don't particularly care for what's under the hood, that's what AA are for! :o


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  • #2532
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 53,068 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Tasden wrote: »
    A man in snickers, doesn't matter if he can fix the car or not :)

    Uh huh, snickers are my biggest droolfest. Along with red hair and dimples.
    Czarcasm wrote: »
    You don't know how long I've waited to hear a girl not automatically assume that just because I'm a guy I must know something about cars! :D

    I know how to drive them, I don't particularly care for what's under the hood, that's what AA are for! :o

    Most men that I know have zero interest in cars.

    All I wanted to be when I grew up was a mechanic :o


  • #2533
    Frank Black
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,296 ✭✭✭Frank Black


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Uh huh, snickers are my biggest droolfest. Along with red hair and dimples.



    Most men that I know have zero interest in cars.

    All I wanted to be when I grew up was a mechanic :o

    Random Person - "So, what do you do?"
    Me - "I'm an Engineer"
    Random Person - "Oh, that must be really handy knowing how to fix cars and stuff"

    Aghhhh!
    I can't even change the window wipers properly on my car FFS!


  • #2534
    salacious crumb
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,029 ✭✭✭salacious crumb


    I've recently discovered that tiny, incredibly hot, brown eyed, dark haired Brazilian rock chicks turn me on :pac:


  • #2535
    Frank Black
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,296 ✭✭✭Frank Black


    And why are stockings so damn sexy anyway, whereas tights aren't even remotely sexy?


    Has to be some kinda reason which makes sense.


  • #2536
    salacious crumb
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,029 ✭✭✭salacious crumb


    Frank Black wrote: »
    And why are stockings so damn sexy anyway, whereas tights aren't even remotely sexy?


    Has to be some kinda reason which makes sense.


    The big seam across the crotch and ass areas?


  • #2537
    czechlin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,341 ✭✭✭czechlin


    salacious crumb wrote: »
    The big seam across the crotch and ass areas?

    I think that's it. I do wear tights but they do remind me of damn rompers, nothing sexy about that. You can't beat nice stockings. Hmm, hurry up spring I miss my stockings...


  • #2538
    Mariasofia
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,887 ✭✭✭Mariasofia


    Frank Black wrote: »
    And why are stockings so damn sexy anyway, whereas tights aren't even remotely sexy?


    Has to be some kinda reason which makes sense.

    Well kind of simple really.....
    Tights don't expose the tops of the thighs....(not sexy)
    Stockings do.....(sexy)


  • #2539
    Timothy Bryce
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 709 ✭✭✭Timothy Bryce


    Frank Black wrote: »
    And why are stockings so damn sexy anyway, whereas tights aren't even remotely sexy?


    Has to be some kinda reason which makes sense.

    Tights are God's way of saying 'slow down son'


  • #2540
    Santa Cruz
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,126 ✭✭✭Santa Cruz


    salacious crumb wrote: »
    I've recently discovered that tiny, incredibly hot, brown eyed, dark haired Brazilian rock chicks turn me on :pac:

    You do know she's a ladyboy


  • #2541
    salacious crumb
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,029 ✭✭✭salacious crumb


    One can but live in hope....


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  • #2542
    Daveysil15
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,301 ✭✭✭Daveysil15


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Uh huh, snickers are my biggest droolfest.

    I can't see the fascination with them tbh. Too many nuts in them.


  • #2543
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 53,068 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Daveysil15 wrote: »
    I can't see the fascination with them tbh. Too many nuts in them.

    I'm failing to see the problem :pac:


  • #2544
    McChubbin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,080 ✭✭✭McChubbin


    Did someone mention Snickers? They are my go-to junk food. I even occasionally get the nice Snickers milkshakes at the old confectionary stand i n the Pavillions. I'm obsessed with them.


  • #2545
    carraig2
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,072 ✭✭✭carraig2


    McChubbin wrote: »
    Did someone mention Snickers? They are my go-to junk food. I even occasionally get the nice Snickers milkshakes at the old confectionary stand i n the Pavillions. I'm obsessed with them.

    Apart from rhyming with knickers what have snickers remotely to do with sexiness


  • #2546
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 53,068 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    carraig2 wrote: »
    Apart from rhyming with knickers what have snickers remotely to do with sexiness

    Snickers are also a type of workwear that cause funny things to happen in my pants when worn by a hot man.


  • #2547
    clairefontaine
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,390 ✭✭✭clairefontaine


    Dark humour.


  • #2548
    dj jarvis
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,485 ✭✭✭dj jarvis


    rigarmortis and stage seven hairy hands

    not a good combo


  • #2549
    Call Me Jimmy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,449 ✭✭✭Call Me Jimmy


    I second (or third or fourth) stockings.


  • #2550
    Penny Tration
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,687 ✭✭✭✭Penny Tration


    Call Me Jimmy wrote: »
    I second (or third or fourth) stockings.

    All this talk of stockings has convinced me to go find my fishnet ones next time I go out with the boyfriend. :pac:


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  • #2551
    Czarcasm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,076 ✭✭✭✭Czarcasm


    clairefontaine wrote: »
    Dark humour.


    Sarcasm does it for me :D



    (That sounds like something you'd read on a bumper sticker! :rolleyes:)


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