It's PanDENmonium! [Off Topic Chat]

LoonyLovegood · 06-01-2014 05:42PM

I've nothing against a nice set of boobs, tbh. However, personality wins out over anything else for me.

iamanengine · 06-01-2014 05:49PM

Boobs or nothing!!!

Corvo Attano · 06-01-2014 06:26PM

wnolan1992 wrote: »

Also:

eyes > smile > boobs > ass

End of.

Nah the smile is first.

pajor · 07-01-2014 05:29PM

One exam down, three to go.

Vito Corleone · 07-01-2014 05:38PM

Ass before boobs.

LostBoy101 · 07-01-2014 10:57PM

Vito Corleone wrote: »

Ass before boobs.

He speaks the truth.

iamanengine · 07-01-2014 11:02PM

You guys are all crazy!!!!

Corvo Attano · 07-01-2014 11:04PM

Guys, guys, guys. Lets be educated here. Its all in relation to each other. The two complement each other.

wnolan1992 · 08-01-2014 12:21AM

But doo-dee comes from butts. That's icky.

Jhcx · 08-01-2014 12:56AM

wnolan1992 wrote: »

But doo-dee comes from butts. That's icky.

Jebus mr wnolan what are you smoking?

pajor · 08-01-2014 01:01AM

Apparently it's a measure of maturity on which you prefer. :P

iamanengine · 08-01-2014 01:03AM

College is just round the corner, so who is sellin'?:cool:

Jhcx · 08-01-2014 11:20PM

Interview finished. now have to wait 7-10 working days. ugh.

I want to move to London but im not ready

dont think i will have enough money to live......

iamanengine · 08-01-2014 11:42PM

Jhcx wrote: »

Interview finished. now have to wait 7-10 working days. ugh.

I want to move to London but im not ready dont think i will have enough money to live......

London is awesome

Where bouts ya headed?

Jhcx · 08-01-2014 11:50PM

iamanengine wrote: »

London is awesome Where bouts ya headed?

It is. An amazing city. Well if i get the job i'll be working in Heathrow so will be Hounslow, west drayton, hayes and langley

iamanengine · 09-01-2014 04:09PM

Anyone ever see the Gone With The Blastwave web comics?

Hilarious.

Junco Partner · 10-01-2014 12:28AM

iamanengine wrote: »

Anyone ever see the Gone With The Blastwave web comics?

Hilarious.

Yup, it's a shame updates are so rare now. It's brilliant.

LoonyLovegood · 10-01-2014 12:58AM

Actually, do any of you listen to the Night Vale Podcast?

iamanengine · 10-01-2014 01:20AM

Drugs, so many damn drugs everywhere :O

Who the hell is smugglin all the drugs into this damn country?!

Damn it's easy availability, damn it all!!!

Jhcx · 10-01-2014 01:57AM

iamanengine wrote: »

Drugs, so many damn drugs everywhere :O

Who the hell is smugglin all the drugs into this damn country?!

Damn it's easy availability, damn it all!!!

pm the location lol. :pac:

Everyone goes on about these drugs yet i wouldnt know the first place to look. i can only take one guess. .... the internet

Jhcx · 10-01-2014 02:47AM

Utah Slide
In Kaysville, it is illegal to detonate a nuclear weapon. You can own one, you just can't detonate one.
Arkansas
A man can legally beat his wife, but no more than once a month.
Kentucky
In Louisville, it is illegal to walk down the street with an ice cream cone in your back pocket.
Florida
In Florida, you are not allowed to kiss your wife's breasts. If that's not stingy enough as far as the bedroom is concerned, the missionary position is also the only legal sexual position.
Georgia
In Atlanta, there is a law that states you cannot let your pubic hair grow past six inches. I wonder whose job it is to measure it?!?
Oklahoma
It is illegal to have a sleeping donkey in your bathtub after 7:00pm. (I Dont even want to know why you would have a sleeping donkey in your bath)
Oregon
In Grants Pass, it is illegal to pump your own gas, if you do you will be given a $1,000 ticket.
Texas
Up to a felony charge can be levied for promoting the use of, or owning more than six dildos.
West Virginia
It is still in the books that if you steal another man's horse the owner has the legal right to hang the accused from the nearest tree.
Tennessee
It is illegal to dare a child to purchase a beer.
Michigan
It's still illegal, though not enforced, for a woman to get her hair cut without her husband's permission.
Vermont
In keeping with the "by permission only" trend, women must obtain written permission from their husbands to wear false teeth.
Idaho
In Idaho Falls, it is illegal to ride a motorcycle if you are a 90-year-old man.
California
In Walnut, no person shall wear a mask or disguise on a public street without a permit from the sheriff.
Indiana
In Crown Point, it's illegal to carry a dog in your purse if you have shoes on while walking across grass.
Hawaii
In Honolulu, it is illegal to sing loudly outside after sunset
New Mexico
State officials ordered 400 words of sexually explicit material to be removed from 'Romeo and Juliet.'
Ohio
It is illegal to fish for whales on Sundays

Amurica ehy!

Nerdkiller1991 · 10-01-2014 03:49AM

Jhcx wrote: »

Utah Slide
In Kaysville, it is illegal to detonate a nuclear weapon. You can own one, you just can't detonate one.
Arkansas
A man can legally beat his wife, but no more than once a month.
Kentucky
In Louisville, it is illegal to walk down the street with an ice cream cone in your back pocket.
Florida
In Florida, you are not allowed to kiss your wife's breasts. If that's not stingy enough as far as the bedroom is concerned, the missionary position is also the only legal sexual position.
Georgia
In Atlanta, there is a law that states you cannot let your pubic hair grow past six inches. I wonder whose job it is to measure it?!?
Oklahoma
It is illegal to have a sleeping donkey in your bathtub after 7:00pm. (I Dont even want to know why you would have a sleeping donkey in your bath)
Oregon
In Grants Pass, it is illegal to pump your own gas, if you do you will be given a $1,000 ticket.
Texas
Up to a felony charge can be levied for promoting the use of, or owning more than six dildos.
West Virginia
It is still in the books that if you steal another man's horse the owner has the legal right to hang the accused from the nearest tree.
Tennessee
It is illegal to dare a child to purchase a beer.
Michigan
It's still illegal, though not enforced, for a woman to get her hair cut without her husband's permission.
Vermont
In keeping with the "by permission only" trend, women must obtain written permission from their husbands to wear false teeth.
Idaho
In Idaho Falls, it is illegal to ride a motorcycle if you are a 90-year-old man.
California
In Walnut, no person shall wear a mask or disguise on a public street without a permit from the sheriff.
Indiana
In Crown Point, it's illegal to carry a dog in your purse if you have shoes on while walking across grass.
Hawaii
In Honolulu, it is illegal to sing loudly outside after sunset
New Mexico
State officials ordered 400 words of sexually explicit material to be removed from 'Romeo and Juliet.'
Ohio
It is illegal to fish for whales on Sundays

Amurica ehy!

Well, with the fact that "for profit" prisons are a thing, I can totally see people lobbying for some of these laws to be enforced.

Jhcx · 10-01-2014 05:10AM

Nerdkiller1991 wrote: »

Well, with the fact that "for profit" prisons are a thing, I can totally see people lobbying for some of these laws to be enforced.

Ah Ya but in all seriousness though where the hell are you going with an ice cream cone in your back pocket(only to the nut house I hope ), or walking on grass with shoes on and your dog in a purse. Also who says I can only do one position in bed. Another question is why in the name of Saint Patrick, Michael, Jim, john and Sean would you even have a neuclear weapon at your disposal never mind blowing everything in a mile radius to bits. And no more than 6 inches of pubes... officially fcked

Some of them though I think should always stay there. Like daring a child to buy alcohol, fishing for Wales on Sunday, don't they know that's the lords day. As for being allowed to beat your wife once a month Dafuq? Should be just shot there and then.

iamanengine · 10-01-2014 01:15PM

Jhcx wrote: »

pm the location lol. :pac:

Everyone goes on about these drugs yet i wouldnt know the first place to look. i can only take one guess. .... the internet

In my experience, everywhere, bearing in mind I go to Galway!

LoonyLovegood · 10-01-2014 02:12PM

I'M BACK IN MY APARTMENT ON MY OWN AND IT'S BEAUTIFUL

pajor · 10-01-2014 05:09PM

CTYIgirl wrote: »

I'M BACK IN MY APARTMENT ON MY OWN AND IT'S BEAUTIFUL

That is a beautiful feeling alright.

Two exams down - two to go.

Jako8 · 12-01-2014 08:00PM

I haven't been on Boards in a long time. How is everyone?

Jhcx · 12-01-2014 08:58PM

Too busy studying by the looks of it. Place has been a ghost town.

pajor · 12-01-2014 09:01PM

Jhcx wrote: »

Too busy studying by the looks of it.

Spot on I'd say. Case with me anyway..

Jhcx · 13-01-2014 12:35AM

Guys We need a schedule around here.

When are the mods finished their exams?
Whens the referendum happening on the future of Clearasil & Hormones re-branding and restructuring?
Whens the vote for the New name of the Den rolling out?

I feel like making a website and learning about hacking I always seem to get to about 13% and just retire for another year.

Jx out

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