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There's a rat in my kitchen - what do I do?

  • 08-01-2014 02:09AM
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 9,067 ✭✭✭


    So... there appears to be a rat in my kitchen.

    I'm renting a terraced house. One of the adjoining houses has a couple of dogs, a back yard full of dog**** and bags of rubbish. There was a lot of activity in the house next door this morning, whether the tenants decided to do a spring clean or whether they've gone and the landlord has embarked upon the unenviable quest of cleaning up after them. I suspect they disturbed the rat and that that's why it's ended up in my house - though I'm not long back after Christmas, so I suppose it's possible that they were here before.

    The house is oddly built - the kitchen is more like an almost detached pantry stuck on the back as an afterthought. It doesn't appear to be terribly well finished behind the presses and the cooker etc. from what I can tell, and I presume it's shoddily connected to the kitchen of the house next door. The door from the kitchen to the rest of the house is closed at all times, so hopefully they won't be able to get in any further.

    The previous tenant informed me that they had rats during the summer and that they had the exterminator in. I had assumed it was due to a combination of the heat and the mess next door, though I suppose this is not necessarily the case.


    TL;DR - there's a rat in my kitchen.

    What should I do?

    I have no qualms about the rat(s) dying, though I don't want their rotting corpses to stink up the place.

    I saved a spider from the bath this evening - I feel karma has let me down here.

    I'm going to just bin all the food I have in the kitchen now (not much in it anyway - a perk of living alone) so that there's nothing to draw them back. It can't be the warmth they're coming for - it's a whopping ten degrees in here now and the kitchen's even colder. Suppose I should hoover the floor for crumbs too.... sigh...


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Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,720 ✭✭✭Sir Arthur Daley


    Burn the house down.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,082 ✭✭✭gg2


    What do you mean there "appears" to be? Can you see it? Smell it? Hear it?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,622 ✭✭✭Ruu


    Leave, the rat has marked his territory.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 556 ✭✭✭jethro081


    WikiHow wrote: »
    Burn the house down.

    clicked into thread to post exactly this.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,807 ✭✭✭Custardpi


    Think outside the box. Hey, there's a recession on. Waste not want not & all that.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 420 ✭✭RustySpoon


    You're gonna fix that rat, that's what you're gonna do,
    You're gonna fix that rat.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,324 ✭✭✭BillyMitchel


    Theres a rat in mi kitchen what am I gonna do?
    There's a rat in mi kitchen what am I gonna do?
    I'm gonna fix that rat that what I'm gonna do
    I'm gonna fix that rat


    Edit: fock you rusty!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,329 ✭✭✭Gran Hermano


    Stick your finger up his bumhole, fall on top of him impaling him on his broken ribs in the process.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,139 ✭✭✭Red Crow


    UB40


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,618 ✭✭✭The Diabolical Monocle


    Improvise a simple rat trap.

    Use a box, a twig and a piece of cheese.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,720 ✭✭✭Sir Arthur Daley


    Chances are there are hundreds of rats next door in the rubbish, i think its got more serious you have to burn down the neighbourhood.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 9,067 ✭✭✭Ficheall


    gg2 wrote: »
    What do you mean there "appears" to be? Can you see it? Smell it? Hear it?
    Well, I heard something in the kitchen while I was sitting in the living room and then went into the kitchen and stamped my feet a few times and saw something disappear under a cupboard, but it was too fast to get a proper look. There's definitely something, and I suspect it's a rat as opposed to a mouse...


    I can't burn the house down as I'd lose my deposit :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 445 ✭✭Brian_Zeluz


    Cover or close everything it could get into. Seriously everything, my mother once toasted a live mouse and managed to drown another in the dishwasher.
    Don't leave out any food/scraps ever, get some proper traps and melt a bit of chocolate onto them.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,052 ✭✭✭✭Galwayguy35


    Rat poison.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,403 ✭✭✭passive


    Get a cat. Or even better, get six cats!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,443 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    Traps. Bait with crunchy peanut butter and Nutella. Don't waste money on the overpriced rubbish in the likes of woodies. We had an infestation a couple of years ago, and the traps that worked best were the wooden two quid jobs from any local hardware shop. If you see droppings, you can also leave some poison bait down. When you notice the droppings have started to appear in various shades of blue and green, you know it's been taken. Not a bad idea to leave a permanent bait box in the garden too. When you notice the bait has been ignored, you'll know that the problem is gone.

    Don't bother paying for the likes of rentokill. They'll just do the above and charge for it. If your renting, you can ring the corpo. They'll also just do the above, but they won't charge for it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30 ceo


    Set a trap(s)
    Put out Rat Poison (should you get the cubed blue box of poison use gloves and break it up. Hear it works better that way).
    Put down a tray with lots of water

    If that doesn't work move out! Just runaway!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,497 ✭✭✭✭Witcher


    Set traps, avoid poison unless you want them dying behind your kickboards and in the walls.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,720 ✭✭✭Sir Arthur Daley


    passive wrote: »
    Get a cat. Or even better, get six cats!
    Cats are no good for killing big rats.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,204 ✭✭✭dodderangler


    WikiHow wrote: »
    Cats are no good for killing big rats.

    Big buck ferret is your only man :)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,443 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    WikiHow wrote: »
    Cats are no good for killing big rats.

    Big cats. Get some lions?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,556 ✭✭✭SuperSean11




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,501 ✭✭✭✭Slydice


    Blay wrote: »
    Set traps, avoid poison unless you want them dying behind your kickboards and in the walls.

    This is good advice. Happened in an apartment block I lived in a while back. Smell of dying rat followed by lots of flies (which I guess were eating the rats body) was pretty bad.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,082 ✭✭✭gg2


    Ficheall wrote: »
    Well, I heard something in the kitchen while I was sitting in the living room and then went into the kitchen and stamped my feet a few times and saw something disappear under a cupboard, but it was too fast to get a proper look. There's definitely something, and I suspect it's a rat as opposed to a mouse...


    I can't burn the house down as I'd lose my deposit :(

    Are you not sh1tting your pants right now?

    I wish I hadn't opened this thread.. :-/ I feel for you!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,406 ✭✭✭shamrock55


    WikiHow wrote: »
    Cats are no good for killing big rats.

    Maybe not but he would drive the rat out


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,720 ✭✭✭Sir Arthur Daley


    gg2 wrote: »
    Are you not sh1tting your pants right now?

    I wish I hadn't opened this thread.. :-/ I feel for you!!
    They say we are all only ever 3 feet from a rat.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,639 ✭✭✭feargale


    ceo wrote: »
    Set a trap(s)
    Put out Rat Poison (should you get the cubed blue box of poison use gloves and break it up. Hear it works better that way).
    Put down a tray with lots of water.

    Why water?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 244 ✭✭skirtgirl


    The rat definitely has baby rats. Move out.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,082 ✭✭✭gg2


    WikiHow wrote: »
    They say we are all only ever 3 feet from a rat.

    Cheers mate!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,720 ✭✭✭Sir Arthur Daley


    shamrock55 wrote: »
    Maybe not but he would drive the rat out
    A big rat could eat a cat.


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