Ever find anything Strange ?

uch · 04-01-2014 01:19AM #1

I found a Bus stop in my garden this morning, now I live about 300 yards from the main road/bus route, at the end of a cul-de-sac so not sure if it's a late crimbo pressie from one of me mates.
What strange items have you found ?

Maximus Alexander · 04-01-2014 01:19AM

I find After Hours strange.

Sky King · 04-01-2014 01:25AM

I found a perfectly intact sledgehammer in the middle of my front lawn last june (I live in an estate). No idea how it got there. Was it a mafia sign... like the jack of spades on your doorstep? Or some builder on his way home from the pub? A gift from the sledgehammer fairy?

Weird.

I went to work with sledgehammer by Peter Gabriel stuck in my head. I still have the sledgehammer too. Never used it though.

LETHAL LADY · 04-01-2014 01:29AM

Can't think of anything at the moment but I know someone who found a fingernail in a popular ice cream lolly, which I suppose is more disgusting than strange.

AerynSun · 04-01-2014 01:29AM

Sky King wrote: »

I found a perfectly intact sledgehammer in the middle of my front lawn last june (I live in an estate). No idea how it got there. Was it a mafia sign... like the jack of spades on your doorstep? Or some builder on his way home from the pub? A gift from the sledgehammer fairy?

Weird.

I went to work with sledgehammer by Peter Gabriel stuck in my head. I still have the sledgehammer too. Never used it though.

Ah, see... the universe was trying to tell you something very important:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMW9G6x2Olg

wazky · 04-01-2014 01:31AM

Opened the curtains in the living room one morning to find a statue of the Virgin Mary staring at me from the front garden.

Mint Aero · 04-01-2014 01:32AM

Yeah, Gus. He had all those millions and what for?

blacklilly · 04-01-2014 01:34AM

I found a man in my bed,once

AerynSun · 04-01-2014 01:36AM

What I find most strange? That nobody on YouTube has thought to put together a mashup of Miley Cyrus and MC Hammer - put Hammer's moves next to Miley's twerking? Turns out the queen of crazy is just a reincarnation of Mr Baggy Pants.

tim3000 · 04-01-2014 01:38AM

I found a rather large diamond ear ring about 2 years ago.

Sir Arthur Daley · 04-01-2014 01:38AM

Extra bits on a lady who happened to be a lady boy on a recent golfing holiday:eek::eek:

Professey Chin · 04-01-2014 01:38AM

Found a bottle of glue with a free can of Pepsi. Strangest promotion ever

Cee-Jay-Cee · 04-01-2014 01:39AM

AerynSun wrote: »

What I find most strange? That nobody on YouTube has thought to put together a mashup of Miley Cyrus and MC Hammer - put Hammer's moves next to Miley's twerking? Turns out the queen of crazy is just a reincarnation of Mr Baggy Pants.

I find it strange that you find the above strange.

Vito Corleone · 04-01-2014 01:39AM

My bin blew over.

Super-Rush · 04-01-2014 01:39AM

I woke up one morning many many years ago to find an old high nelly bicycle and an empty keg at the foot of the bed and turned around to find one of my male friends in the bed beside me. I fell back unconscious and when i woke up later that day they were all gone.

I asked him about what i'd seen and he walked away shaking his head and it was never mentioned again.

beano345 · 04-01-2014 01:40AM

A dead otter outside my front door!

Karl Stein · 04-01-2014 01:42AM

Was eating pistachio nuts once and cracked one open and was horrified to find that inside there was..

a paedophile

AerynSun · 04-01-2014 01:42AM

Vito Corleone wrote: »

My bin blew over.

You should have made it an offer it couldn't refuse.

LETHAL LADY · 04-01-2014 01:43AM

Found a catering plaster shredded up inside a quarter pound of popular jumbo sausages.

Cee-Jay-Cee · 04-01-2014 01:43AM

Vito Corleone wrote: »

My bin blew over.

Is that another way of saying 'I can't get it up' ?

The Backwards Man · 04-01-2014 01:43AM

WikiHow wrote: »

Extra bits on a lady who happened to be a lady boy on a recent golfing holiday:eek::eek:

What were the extra bits?

Thumpette · 04-01-2014 01:44AM

AerynSun wrote: »

You should have made it an offer it couldn't refuse.

I found a dead fly sprayed gold in a box of cornflakes once. Had put it in my mouth before my brain registered what it was! *shudder*

Sir Arthur Daley · 04-01-2014 01:45AM

The Backwards Man wrote: »

What were the extra bits?

Lets just say i thought i had enough balls handled playing golf that day

RikkFlair · 04-01-2014 01:46AM

WikiHow wrote: »

Extra bits on a lady who happened to be a lady boy on a recent golfing holiday:eek::eek:

Did he/she try to play the back 9?

AerynSun · 04-01-2014 01:51AM

RikkFlair wrote: »

Did he/she try to play the back 9?

With a wood, a wedge or an iron? :pac:

Sir Osis of Liver. · 04-01-2014 01:52AM

Was in the pub one afternoon when a mates mother came in fairly pissed and announced that her husband had found a second entrance in her box.:eek:

Lucky bastard husband I suppose.

robertxxx · 04-01-2014 01:54AM

Sky King wrote: »

I found a perfectly intact sledgehammer in the middle of my front lawn last june (I live in an estate). No idea how it got there. Was it a mafia sign... like the jack of spades on your doorstep? Or some builder on his way home from the pub? A gift from the sledgehammer fairy?

Weird.

I had the same thing happen to me a few years back, now I have an extra tool to my collection.

strobe · 04-01-2014 01:54AM

I've worked intermitently as a decorator since I was 14. Over the years I've been in a fair few apartments where the tenants just up sticks and leave. One thing I've learned, people just leave behind used sex toys and porn when they move rental properties on short notice.

The amount of creepy weird porn and 15" dildo's in the shape of objects one would not normally associate with sexual activity I've come across under a bed I had to move away from a wall, or on top of wardrobe, is quite staggering. Not to mention the mind bending photos people obviously hid and then forgot about.

You people are ****ing animals and should probably seek some kind of psychiatric help (or at least get in touch and let me know where you throw your parties).

Ihatecuddles · 04-01-2014 01:56AM

uch wrote: »

I found a Bus stop in my garden this morning, now I live about 300 yards from the main road/bus route, at the end of a cul-de-sac so not sure if it's a late crimbo pressie from one of me mates.
What strange items have you found ?

Was there a queue of people standing beside it?

darkpagandeath · 04-01-2014 02:14AM

I'm scared.... my alphabets are trying to tell me something "OOOOOOOOOOOO" oh wait there cheerio's

uch · 04-01-2014 02:20AM

darkpagandeath wrote: »

I'm scared.... my alphabets are trying to tell me something "OOOOOOOOOOOO" oh wait there cheerio's

Haha thats another story, do you remember alphabet sweets, you could never spell fúck out of one Box :eek:

Ever find anything Strange ?

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