Baths are underrated these days

My name is URL · 29-12-2013 06:44PM #1

Just had one there for the first time in about 3 years. I usually just have a shower every day or two.

Only reason I decided to have it is because I had bought one of those 'bath bomb' things for a cousin of mine for Christmas but misplaced it and had to give her something else instead. Not wanting it to go to waste I decided to use it to see what all the fuss was about.

It was feckin lovely. The yoke fizzed away for about ten minutes and released petals and all sorts

Spent a good hour just laying there relaxing and enjoying the glorious womanly fragrances!

I don't think I'm much cleaner now than I was before I went in but I feel damned good and that's all that matters

Is this odd in this day and age or do other men enjoy the occasional nice hot long bath?

The Backwards Man · 29-12-2013 06:46PM

The problem with baths is waiting for the hooring thing to fill. If I had a maid I'd have a bath every day.

Mint Aero · 29-12-2013 06:47PM

I are man. I too like bath.

Especially a nice bubbly one with a hint of lavender

Oh divine!

looksee · 29-12-2013 06:48PM

I'd enjoy a bath if I could get both my shoulders and my knees under the water at the same time, modern baths are made for midgets.

J_E · 29-12-2013 06:48PM

Not bothered with baths to be honest. If I want a soak I'll go to the local pool!

Sauve · 29-12-2013 06:48PM

I love having baths!
All the smelly stuff, candles, and peace and quiet.

But then after about three minutes I get incredibly bored and get out again

Ihatecuddles · 29-12-2013 06:51PM

I've often spent the entire evening in the bath. Between fapping and relaxing I'm in there for no less than 4 hours. I look like a dried grape when I get out but its just so good..

I love baths.

anncoates · 29-12-2013 06:52PM

Haven't had one for ages but will in fact have one later after reading this.

No gay stuff though. Just hot water and a bit of bubble bath.

Ihatecuddles · 29-12-2013 06:52PM

Sauve wrote: »

I love having baths!
All the smelly stuff, candles, and peace and quiet.

But then after about three minutes I get incredibly bored and get out again

Bring your phone in and post on boards

thats what I do! And I have the laptop with Sade playing, candles lit, lush glittery gold bath stuff and a vibrator

This is just amazing stuff!

Mint Aero · 29-12-2013 06:53PM

mauzo! wrote: »

Bring your phone in and post on boards thats what I do! And I have the vibrator

Well I knew me posts were good but not that good :P:P

Chattastrophe! · 29-12-2013 06:54PM

I only like hotel baths, where I don't have to worry about having enough hot water, and having to rinse out all the suds after.

Fiery mutant · 29-12-2013 06:54PM

My name is URL wrote: »

Just had one there for the first time in about 3 years. I usually just have a shower every day or two.

Only reason I decided to have it is because I had bought one of those 'bath bomb' things for a cousin of mine for Christmas but misplaced it and had to give her something else instead. Not wanting it to go to waste I decided to use it to see what all the fuss was about.

It was feckin lovely. The yoke fizzed away for about ten minutes and released petals and all sorts

Spent a good hour just laying there relaxing and enjoying the glorious womanly fragrances!

I don't think I'm much cleaner now than I was before I went in but I feel damned good and that's all that matters

Is this odd in this day and age or do other men enjoy the occasional nice hot long bath?

You usually have a shower every day OR TWO?

Gotta be doing it every day or you'll turn into a crusty old git named Patsy.

PizzamanIRL · 29-12-2013 06:55PM

Lucky for you OP. I can't fit into my bath anymore. It's not like it used to be when I was a child.

And I hate showers because half of your body is warm and the other half is cold. I used to love relaxing in the bath completely warm ahhhhh

Pug160 · 29-12-2013 06:55PM

Baths are alright but if money was no object I'd get like to have my own personal steam room.

For Forks Sake · 29-12-2013 06:56PM

My name is URL wrote: »

Is this odd in this day and age or do other men enjoy the occasional nice hot long bath?

NA NA NA NA NA...BATHMAN !!!!

kneemos · 29-12-2013 06:56PM

You come out needing a shower is the only problem with them.

Daqster · 29-12-2013 06:57PM

If I've had a stressful day, nothing like one and a glass of wine too.

Shaving my legs also makes me feel..

..I've said too much.

ElleEm · 29-12-2013 06:57PM

Sauve wrote: »

I love having baths!
All the smelly stuff, candles, and peace and quiet.

But then after about three minutes I get incredibly bored and get out again

This happens to me too. I spend more time filling it and getting the ambiance right than I do sitting in it! I always have such a good sleep after a bath. My bones are all warm!

Spanish Eyes · 29-12-2013 06:57PM

Baths are such a faff.

Only for kids really.

Sauve · 29-12-2013 07:00PM

Spanish Eyes wrote: »

Only for kids really.

Nahh, they're wasted on kids!

anncoates · 29-12-2013 07:05PM

The only worrying thing about them though was that urban myth you always believed as a young lad that cracking a sneaky one off in the bath could get your Ma or sisters up the duff if they ran a bath after you.

Czarcasm · 29-12-2013 07:08PM

Baths are completely underrated, too many people leading too busy lives that they don't appreciate taking a few hours to themselves to shut out the world and unwind for a bit in a roasting hot bubble bath with epsom salts for my bones and muscle soak for, well, my muscles.

Phone, smokes, drink on the bath tray, lie back and leave to par boil for a few minutes until lobster red, then turn over, lie back and leave to simmer for a couple of hours, lift out when al dente, dress in pyjamas and slide into a warm bed

LizT · 29-12-2013 07:08PM

I love baths. Light some candles, bath bomb from lush, bit of music - relaxation central. I don't have a bath where I live now

I did stay in a really cool hotel in Dubai where there were shutters beside the bath that opened up out into the bedroom and the TV swivelled around so you could watch it while in the bath.

I think I'll design my house like that when I win the lotto.

Ihatecuddles · 29-12-2013 07:09PM

Did anyone else share bath water? My mam would have a bath, leave the water in and then my brother would get in. I refused because it was manky

Sometimes you'd be asked if you wanted to jump in after your mam, brother and sister. 4th hand bath water ...

Karl Stein · 29-12-2013 07:09PM

Our bath was like a sheep dip when we were kids. XD

anncoates · 29-12-2013 07:13PM

Sweaty Betty wrote: »

I love baths. Light some candles, bath bomb from lush, bit of music - relaxation central. I don't have a bath where I live now

I did stay in a really cool hotel in Dubai where there were shutters beside the bath that opened up out into the bedroom and the TV swivelled around so you could watch it while in the bath.

I think I'll design my house like that when I win the lotto.

I always wanted one of those really deep baths that you walked down into. Look great.

Czarcasm · 29-12-2013 07:13PM

mauzo! wrote: »

Did anyone else share bath water? My mam would have a bath, leave the water in and then my brother would get in. I refused because it was manky Sometimes you'd be asked if you wanted to jump in after your mam, brother and sister. 4th hand bath water ...

Yep, last one into the bath after a family of eight, I'd have felt fresher climbing out of a sewer tbh!

Sir Osis of Liver. · 29-12-2013 07:16PM

mauzo! wrote: »

Did anyone else share bath water? My mam would have a bath, leave the water in and then my brother would get in. I refused because it was manky Sometimes you'd be asked if you wanted to jump in after your mam, brother and sister. 4th hand bath water ...

Fcuk that ,swimming around in your familys sh1t water.

Put in a Jacuzzi bath myself in the good times but rarely use it.The kids love it though ,fills with bubbles in about 10 seconds.

wolfmoon87 · 29-12-2013 07:19PM

mauzo! wrote: »

Did anyone else share bath water? My mam would have a bath, leave the water in and then my brother would get in. I refused because it was manky Sometimes you'd be asked if you wanted to jump in after your mam, brother and sister. 4th hand bath water ...

Ah jesus that's mank. But I did used to share the bath with siblings when I was a kid. Two kids in the bath together. I suppose that's just as manky.

H2UMrsRobinson · 29-12-2013 07:21PM

Fiery mutant wrote: »

You usually have a shower every day OR TWO?

Gotta be doing it every day or you'll turn into a crusty old git named Patsy.

I disagree, I think everyone washes far too much these days, it's very drying on the skin. After sweating yes, you should shower, but every other day is perfectly acceptable to me, if you live a fairly sedentary lifestyle. ( but then again I also have a crackpot theory that if I wash away less skin cells I'll age slower, so what do I know)

Rinse and repeat - that's another one that irks me. Yeh right, so I use and buy twice as much product. No Pantene - feck off, its expensive enough as it is.

I love a good bath (birthday n Xmas:D) and a hotel bath is the best. They're usually a wee bit bigger, endless supply of hot water and if your lucky some nice free smellies.

29-12-2013 07:24PM

Sauve wrote: »

I love having baths!
All the smelly stuff, candles, and peace and quiet.

But then after about three minutes I get incredibly bored and get out again

Um....three minutes? Can he hold his breath for that long? Can I have his number?

Baths are underrated these days

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