Payback on the Knick-Knack

Digy123 · 29-12-2013 03:41AM #1

So over the last few days three lads have been knick knacking our house,they do it about 10-20 times a night they always start around 3-4 o' clock,they dont seem to be bothered by the fact that we don't open the door. We have a new baby staying in the house tonight and I expect them to try do it tonight.....so I have set a little trap

I have flooded the steps outside the door and after a bit of fiddleing I managed to rig an old truck battery to the door knocker,its a bit cruel I know but it should sort them out,A friend did the same prank to me a year or so ago,let me tell you,I will be ringing the door bell from now on....

Princess Consuela Bananahammock · 29-12-2013 03:42AM

You are telling us, no doubt, because you also have a video camera set up to capture the whole thing for our entertainment, right?

Daqster · 29-12-2013 03:42AM

Macaulay Culkin living in fcuking Ballyfermot. Well I never.

Digy123 · 29-12-2013 03:49AM

Princess Consuela Bananahammock wrote: »

You are telling us, no doubt, because you also have a video camera set up to capture the whole thing for our entertainment, right?

Oh but of course! CCTV recording as we speak

biko · 29-12-2013 03:49AM

I'll believe it when I see it.

Karl Stein · 29-12-2013 03:50AM

Use fire.

Evelyn Cusack · 29-12-2013 03:53AM

Justice

I'd also slam open the door covered in blood!

Or y fronts and a feather duster

myshirt · 29-12-2013 03:54AM

Give them the baby.

I'll tell ya, they'll regret it then. It's not cheap bringing up kids these days.

lkionm · 29-12-2013 03:57AM

Please record it.

Or else.

gctest50 · 29-12-2013 03:58AM

Digy123 wrote: »

I have flooded the steps outside the door and after a bit of fiddleing I managed to rig an old truck battery to the door knocker,its a bit cruel I know but it should sort them out,A friend did the same prank to me a year or so ago,let me tell you,I will be ringing the door bell from now on....

Just a truck battery on its own ?

Mr. Incognito · 29-12-2013 03:59AM

I smell a lawsuit from little Lorcan's daddy

Mech1 · 29-12-2013 04:04AM

what do you expect the battery to do?

Have you mounted it above head height?

PizzamanIRL · 29-12-2013 04:07AM

Haha nice one OP but here's better idea: Answer the door with a shotgun and blow their head off.

lkionm · 29-12-2013 04:16AM

PizzamanIRL wrote: »

Haha nice one OP but here's better idea: Answer the door with a shotgun and blow their head off.

Nah, gotta scar them for life. Answer the door bollock naked masturbating furiously and crying.

Need to time it good though so they get the happy ending

Canis Lupus · 29-12-2013 04:17AM

lkionm wrote: »

Nah, gotta scar them for life. Answer the door bollock naked masturbating furiously and crying.

Need to time it good though so they get the happy ending

You win this thread.

GhostInTheRuins · 29-12-2013 05:03AM

Adrianna Panicky Aftershave wrote: »

No one has said blast them with p1ss yet?

I think blasting them with jizz is punishment enough.

shruikan2553 · 29-12-2013 05:08AM

Take pictures of you having sex with their mother and put them on the door.

Ahhhhh its grand · 29-12-2013 05:33AM

lkionm wrote: »

Nah, gotta scar them for life. Answer the door bollock naked masturbating furiously and crying.

Need to time it good though so they get the happy ending

lol I just spat my tea out

Daqster · 29-12-2013 03:21PM

In Australia knick knacking is called knick knocking, which kinda makes more sense.

Have we being foolishing calling it the wrong thing all these years?

Maybe some aussie was in Dublin in the 70s and introduced it to us and we misheard him.

Good few from the 2:30 mark in the following aussie vid:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owAIiYHcnZo

Muise... · 29-12-2013 03:24PM

A swift and merciless paddy whack and give the dog a bone.

Mint Aero · 29-12-2013 03:30PM

I very excite. This thread could possibly earn The Mint Aero Thread of the Year Award.

kryogen · 29-12-2013 03:31PM

Is it not Knock a Dolly?

Yamanoto · 29-12-2013 03:32PM

Daqster wrote: »

In Australia knick knacking is called knick knocking, which kinda makes more sense.

Who (OP aside) calls it a knick-knack?

T'was always a knick-knock to me & my band of youthful rascals.

mfceiling · 29-12-2013 03:33PM

Daqster wrote: »

Macaulay Culkin living in fcuking Ballyfermot. Well I never.

Mr. Incognito wrote: »

I smell a lawsuit from little Lorcan's daddy

Hardly...

deise08 · 29-12-2013 03:35PM

Didn't have a clue what were on about first.
Down here its knockadolly.
they doing it at 3 in the morning?

donvito99 · 29-12-2013 03:37PM

Always knick knack for me.

Mint Aero · 29-12-2013 03:40PM

Yamanoto wrote: »

Who (OP aside) calls it a knick-knack?

T'was always a knick-knock to me & my band of youthful rascals.

I don't have a name for it because I'm from the country so I don't have neighbours. I dont have a knocker either because everyone just walks in the back door and you wouldn't hear it in most parts of the house

Yamanoto · 29-12-2013 03:46PM

donvito99 wrote: »

Always knick knack for me.

Always knick knack for me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BuaHKz4iPDg

Reati · 29-12-2013 03:46PM

Good times...

Daqster · 29-12-2013 04:06PM

Yamanoto wrote: »

Who (OP aside) calls it a knick-knack?

T'was always a knick-knock to me & my band of youthful rascals.

Yamanoto, I think we can leave our little debate till later, as apparently..

Some people in this country call it Knock A Dolly? :pac:

EmptyTree · 29-12-2013 04:16PM

Daqster wrote: »

Macaulay Culkin living in fcuking Ballyfermot. Well I never.

Mr. Incognito wrote: »

I smell a lawsuit from little Lorcan's daddy

mfceiling wrote: »

Hardly...

Well if it is Ballyfermot I think I'd rather take my chances with a lawsuit than have little Lorcan's daddy call around, cause I recon if he knocked on your door, he wouldn't be running away....:eek:

Payback on the Knick-Knack

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