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Farming Chit Chat III

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  • #6272
    bob charles
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,343 ✭✭✭bob charles


    delaval wrote: »
    Have you tried a riding crop, lovely crack off it!!!!

    one can only imagine what yourself and Ms D get up to


  • #6273
    Kovu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,241 ✭✭✭✭Kovu


    bob charles wrote: »
    one can only imagine what yourself and Ms D get up to

    I was just thinking that.....;)


  • #6274
    biddy2013
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,643 ✭✭✭biddy2013


    Calves kids got from santa


  • #6275
    Kovu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,241 ✭✭✭✭Kovu


    biddy2013 wrote: »
    Calves kids got from santa

    Have they named them yet? I hope they're called after reindeer!


  • #6276
    Sharpshooter82
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,825 ✭✭✭Sharpshooter82


    biddy2013 wrote: »
    Calves kids got from santa
    how are ya going to explain that one


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  • #6277
    biddy2013
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,643 ✭✭✭biddy2013


    Sharpshooter82 wrote: »
    how are ya going to explain that one
    santa left them a note each, saying how good they had done at football/school etc and then told them where calves where and which shed they where in


  • #6278
    simx
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,557 ✭✭✭simx


    Sharpshooter82 wrote: »
    how are ya going to explain that one

    could imagine santa driving around in a lorry full of calves travelling around the midlands :P


  • #6279
    Sharpshooter82
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,825 ✭✭✭Sharpshooter82


    simx wrote: »
    could imagine santa driving around in a lorry full of calves travelling around the midlands :P
    either that or there was a hitch on the sleigh :D


  • #6280
    hugo29
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,267 ✭✭✭hugo29


    delaval wrote: »
    Have you tried a riding crop, lovely crack off it!!!!

    Deleval "school of riding" has a ring to it


  • #6281
    jersey101
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,190 ✭✭✭jersey101


    New phone is the bis....100 times better than the oil nokia


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  • #6282
    bob charles
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,343 ✭✭✭bob charles


    biddy2013 wrote: »
    santa left them a note each, saying how good they had done at football/school etc and then told them where calves where and which shed they where in

    hope dept arent watching, What santa's herd number? I can imagine that movement permit is going to cause some problems


  • #6283
    bogman_bass
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 5,495 ✭✭✭bogman_bass


    Happy christmas everybody! May all your dairy claves be Heifers and all your beef calves be bulls!:D


  • #6284
    redzerologhlen
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,329 ✭✭✭redzerologhlen


    jersey101 wrote: »
    New phone is the bis....100 times better than the oil nokia

    What type did you get jersey?


  • #6285
    Sharpshooter82
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,825 ✭✭✭Sharpshooter82


    thats the dinner done.... swelled i am :pac:


  • #6286
    jersey101
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,190 ✭✭✭jersey101


    redzerologhlen wrote: »
    What type did you get jersey?

    Google nexus 5. Have a protective case on the way to protect it


  • #6287
    mahoney_j
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,009 ✭✭✭✭mahoney_j


    Like a young bull on aftergrass,stuffed!!


  • #6288
    darragh_haven
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,433 ✭✭✭darragh_haven


    bob charles wrote: »
    hope dept arent watching, What santa's herd number? I can imagine that movement permit is going to cause some problems

    If he's anything like the last crowd that were exporting and doing wheeling and dealing, santa will go to the wall too.


  • #6289
    freedominacup
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,920 ✭✭✭freedominacup


    Cows done, finished for the day:D:D:D:D. Just waiting to go to the MIL's for the dinner.


  • #6290
    moy83
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,701 ✭✭✭moy83


    Kovu and biddy , did I hear ye on about the irish farmers calender ? There is one here at the house and the sisters arent too impressed with the quality . I presume they are real farmers doing it for charity and not actual models ?


  • #6291
    Bizzum
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,034 ✭✭✭Bizzum


    bogman_bass wrote: »
    Happy christmas everybody! May all your dairy claves be Heifers and all your beef calves be bulls!:D

    Except of course the Simm calves, and the good milky Lim from your best cow!
    :-)

    Seasons greetings to one and all. Keep her lit for 2014.


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  • #6292
    Kovu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,241 ✭✭✭✭Kovu


    moy83 wrote: »
    Kovu and biddy , did I hear ye on about the irish farmers calender ? There is one here at the house and the sisters arent too impressed with the quality . I presume they are real farmers doing it for charity and not actual models ?

    Yea they're just farmers. Was working one day in Meath and one of them came into the office and turned bright red upon seeing the calender :D:D

    Some are ok, others I'd turf out of the bed. Mr April on the right is grand;) As is the fella with the ducks in the barrow.
    We'll have to get you a female farming calender.


  • #6293
    moy83
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,701 ✭✭✭moy83


    Kovu Murr wrote: »
    Yea they're just farmers. Was working one day in Meath and one of them came into the office and turned bright red upon seeing the calender :D:D

    Some are ok, others I'd turf out of the bed. Mr April on the right is grand;) As is the fella with the ducks in the barrow.
    We'll have to get you a female farming calender.

    We can mix it up if you like , I dont mind pushing yourself and a few ducks around in a barrow ! Im not sure anyone will be queuing up to buy my nudey pictures though


  • #6294
    Milked out
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,433 ✭✭✭Milked out


    Happy Christmas folks, hope ye're all enjoying the day, must go off and waddle around the yard now, no need for the belt in the work pants this evening bursting so I am


  • #6295
    Conmaicne Mara
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,543 ✭✭✭Conmaicne Mara


    I meant to go look to the sheep earlier but I'm blocked in, that's my excuse anyway :D


  • #6296
    bob charles
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,343 ✭✭✭bob charles


    I made a bit of a mis calculation and have to go feeding for the next few hours. thats one way of shifting the bird


  • #6297
    delaval
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,949 ✭✭✭delaval


    bob charles wrote: »
    I made a bit of a mis calculation and have to go feeding for the next few hours. thats one way of shifting the bird

    Between the lads fighting about who's drawing and who's mowing and the MIL telling us how good her pudding was coupled with the heat if the stove, I'm starting to milk now. Every year I say no milking Christmas evening and every year I do for all the above.

    It's so calm here!!!!


  • #6298
    jersey101
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,190 ✭✭✭jersey101


    delaval wrote: »
    Between the lads fighting about who's drawing and who's mowing and the MIL telling us how good her pudding was coupled with the heat if the stove, I'm starting to milk now. Every year I say no milking Christmas evening and every year I do for all the above.

    It's so calm here!!!!
    Not so calm in my parlour. On the last row there and the last cow decides to jump up on the trough and pushes the other cows out of position.
    Parlour was lovely and clean and now its **** from top to bottom :(


  • #6299
    hugo29
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,267 ✭✭✭hugo29


    I off to the shed to ammmm ( have a couple fags in peace) :D


  • #6300
    Muckit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,171 ✭✭✭✭Muckit


    hugo29 wrote: »
    I off to the shed to ammmm ( have a couple fags in peace) :D

    Careful where you flick those butts!

    Stove, recliner, Heineken... heaven!!


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  • #6301
    Bodacious
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,274 ✭✭✭Bodacious


    have cows together now in winterage and fed them today.. now its winter!! cant wait for calving... my absolute favourite time of the year !! :-)


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