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Heather Mills gets the boot

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,570 ✭✭✭Mint Aero


    Serves her right whoever she is.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,562 ✭✭✭✭Sunnyisland


    Shoe they Will walk all over her...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,818 ✭✭✭donvito99


    Hitchens wrote: »
    she hasn't a leg to stand on really.
    realies wrote: »
    Shoe they Will walk all over her...

    Something something... welly?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,753 ✭✭✭Vito Corleone


    She has only one leg.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,925 ✭✭✭✭anncoates


    Will they have to stump up some compensation for her?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22 dizzymac


    Arse?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,597 ✭✭✭dan1895


    She has only one leg.

    Which is why she only gets one boot.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,687 ✭✭✭Karl Stein




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,626 ✭✭✭NinjaTruncs


    She has only one leg.

    But its a lovely leg

    4.3kWp South facing PV System. South Dublin



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 341 ✭✭Hownowcow


    But its a lovely leg

    They all have lovely legs.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 226 ✭✭preston johnny


    Rock stars tend to buy flash and exotic presents for their partners, when Paul McCartney was married to Heather Mills he bought her a plane for Christmas, and a razor for the other leg!


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,618 ✭✭✭The Diabolical Monocle




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 904 ✭✭✭MetalDog


    They say Heather Mills is unstable. But I find putting a beer mat under her left leg does the trick.


  • Posts: 26,219 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I'm not really sure who Heather Mills is, but I know she's not popular. I heard Jonathon Ross say that she was such a compulsive liar, she probably has two legs :P


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,142 ✭✭✭Hitchens


    Candie wrote: »
    I'm not really sure who Heather Mills is, but I know she's not popular.

    ...not at arse kicking competitions anyway :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,630 ✭✭✭Zen65


    Rock stars tend to buy flash and exotic presents for their partners, when Paul McCartney was married to Heather Mills he bought her a plane for Christmas, and a razor for the other leg!

    I'd heard he was a considerate husband in fairness and even went as far as buying her a new, customized prosthetic leg one Christmas, which cost thousands.

    And that was not even her 'main present' that year; it was just a stocking - filler.


    Z


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,380 ✭✭✭✭Banjo String


    Apparently Paul McCartney got her a plane for their first wedding anniversary.


    She used immac on the other leg though.


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