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Dogging

  • 10-12-2013 09:34PM
    #1
    Specialun
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,068 ✭✭✭


    I never got the attraction to this..any1 actually tried it...surely its to cold outside this weather for it

    Go on do tell


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  • #2
    Festy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,425 ✭✭✭Festy


    It's a pain in the arse walking the dog in this weather alright.


  • #3
    Aint Eazy Being Cheezy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,634 ✭✭✭Aint Eazy Being Cheezy


    I tried it one night. Every time I dropped the pants and moved towards the dog she'd run away.

    Eventually this stunning, long legged blonde came up to me. She was wearing a full length coat. She opened it, revealing some red lacy underwear and nothing else.

    "Is there anything I can do for you?" She asked me, winking suggestively.

    Yeah, says I. Hold that f*ckin dog still!!


  • #4
    Fr_Dougal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,166 ✭✭✭Fr_Dougal


    Apparently there's a great place up in Howth...apparently...


  • #5
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Where I come from 'dogging' means to drive something really hard.


  • #6
    Aint Eazy Being Cheezy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,634 ✭✭✭Aint Eazy Being Cheezy


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    Where I come from 'dogging' means to drive something really hard.

    Dog that nail into the wall there!


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  • #7
    IvaBigWun
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,368 ✭✭✭IvaBigWun


    Johnny Electricity wrote: »
    I tried it one night. Every time I dropped the pants and moved towards the dog she'd run away.

    Eventually this stunning, long legged blonde came up to me. She was wearing a full length coat. She opened it, revealing some red lacy underwear and nothing else.

    "Is there anything I can do for you?" She asked me, winking suggestively.

    Yeah, says I. Hold that f*ckin dog still!!

    Its only when you look at your avatar that the above is worrying


  • #8
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Johnny Electricity wrote: »
    Dog that nail into the wall there!
    'Horse' is the verb in that instance.


  • #9
    Menas
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,318 ✭✭✭✭Menas


    I am off to the papal cross in the pheonix park now.....will report back later.


  • #10
    Fred Swanson
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,730 ✭✭✭✭Fred Swanson


    This post has been deleted.


  • #11
    WilyCoyote
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,059 ✭✭✭WilyCoyote


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    Where I come from 'dogging' means to drive something really hard.

    Yes. but most civilized people call that doggy fashion


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  • #12
    IrishProd
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 188 ✭✭IrishProd


    Festy wrote: »
    It's a pain in the arse walking the dog in this weather alright.

    Decent effort, but delivery was very poor.

    3/10


  • #13
    Mariasofia
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,887 ✭✭✭Mariasofia


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    Where I come from 'dogging' means to drive something really hard.

    I think the definition more or less fits the OP 'dogging' also :).


  • #14
    Menas
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,318 ✭✭✭✭Menas


    Fred Swanson wrote: »
    This post has been deleted.

    Just got back now. Jeez that was great.

    There was this lass in a deer looking car....


  • #15
    AndonHandon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,382 ✭✭✭AndonHandon


    There is a direct link between dogging in the Phoenix Park and the violent assaults that happen there.


  • #16
    spank_inferno
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,892 ✭✭✭spank_inferno


    AndonHandon wrote: »
    There is a direct link between dogging in the Phoenix Park and the violent assaults that happen there.

    Is the direct link you?


  • #17
    Sunnyisland
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,562 ✭✭✭✭Sunnyisland


    AndonHandon wrote: »
    There is a direct link between dogging in the Phoenix Park and the violent assaults that happen there.



    O Deer :P


  • #18
    MRnotlob606
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,642 ✭✭✭MRnotlob606


    chinchillas are my favourite.


  • #19
    Evelyn Cusack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 165 ✭✭Evelyn Cusack


    If you get a kick out of people watching you with your legs open it's great


  • #20
    TheBody
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,644 ✭✭✭TheBody


    spank_inferno wrote: »
    Is the direct link you?

    I needed a good laugh this morning and this did it for me. Thank you good sir/madam.


  • #21
    Gannicus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,736 ✭✭✭Gannicus


    I don't see the big attraction to dogging. Why would anyone want to stand at a car with a load of people pulling your plum while you all watch the people inside going at it? Or why would you want to be the people in the car being watched for that matter?


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  • #22
    preston johnny
    Closed Accounts Posts: 226 ✭✭preston johnny


    The worst thing about Dogging is that your car ends up looking like a plasterers radio :eek: (apparently)


  • #23
    Ihatecuddles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,986 ✭✭✭Ihatecuddles


    Big Steve wrote: »
    I don't see the big attraction to dogging. Why would anyone want to stand at a car with a load of people pulling your plum while you all watch the people inside going at it? Or why would you want to be the people in the car being watched for that matter?

    Voyeurism, being watched is incredibly arousing for some people.


  • #24
    Rabelais
    Site Banned Posts: 263 ✭✭Rabelais


    Don't really see the appeal of a load of fat taxi drivers wearing tracksuits arriving out of the bushes to try and rip the skeleton out of themselves while you bone the missus. Fücking pervs then seagulling on the bonnet of the Octavia before creeping back into the shadows to recover for the next round.


  • #25
    Ihatecuddles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,986 ✭✭✭Ihatecuddles


    Rabelais wrote: »
    Don't really see the appeal of a load of fat taxi drivers wearing tracksuits arriving out of the bushes to try and rip the skeleton out of themselves while you bone the missus. Fücking pervs then seagulling on the bonnet of the Octavia before creeping back into the shadows to recover for the next round.

    I take it you've never done it, and you're just assuming that's what happens??


  • #26
    Gannicus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,736 ✭✭✭Gannicus


    Big Steve wrote: »
    I don't see the big attraction to dogging. Why would anyone want to stand at a car with a load of people pulling your plum while you all watch the people inside going at it? Or why would you want to be the people in the car being watched for that matter?
    mauzo! wrote: »
    Voyeurism, being watched is incredibly arousing for some people.

    Okay I understand the voyeurism part for the people in the car but as Rabelais put it why would a load of people want to stand in a group around a car and try "to rip the skeleton out of themselves"?


  • #27
    Ihatecuddles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,986 ✭✭✭Ihatecuddles


    Big Steve wrote: »
    Okay I understand the voyeurism part for the people in the car but as Rabelais put it why would a load of people want to stand in a group around a car and try "to rip the skeleton out of themselves"?

    People are turned on by different things, it arouses them. It's not a bunch of creeps going looking for couples in cars, most of it is organised and done through invites. Though I'm sure the stereotypical dogging does still happen.


  • #28
    TerrorFirmer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 29,930 ✭✭✭✭TerrorFirmer


    Still makes me laugh everytime. Some guys first attempt at going dogging, posted here about 2007.
    i wish i had gone where you was on saturday. as for me, i was at a friends house in bangor on saturday. and then when i was going home i was passing a place which on here was said to be a place for dogging. the some centre in newtownards. i was really horny, so i gone in. there was a few cars there and i didnt know if i should just go up and look in or not... then after abit a new car arrived and parked close to me. i couldnt see clearly, but i noticed some shadows moving, so i got out and walked over to them. it was a fella and a girl, he was fingering her and she was **** him, while kissing so they didnt look up at me looking in. i was getting hard, so i was **** off. then she looked up and saw me and she yelled. i gone back into the bushes, and the fella got out of the car and was walking over to me. so i walked over to my car and got in it. he got in his and was driving over drove after me. i left the area, and didnt see where they had gone.
    it wasnt a very good time at all.


  • #29
    Rabelais
    Site Banned Posts: 263 ✭✭Rabelais


    mauzo! wrote: »
    I take it you've never done it, and you're just assuming that's what happens??

    Well I can't imagine it is a load of sexually liberated, young and attractive people who gather in carparks to **** and bean themselves off onto the bonnet of a car.

    More than likely to be fat men who drive for a living.


  • #30
    Ihatecuddles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,986 ✭✭✭Ihatecuddles


    Rabelais wrote: »
    Well I can't imagine it is a load of sexually liberated, young and attractive people who gather in carparks to **** and bean themselves off onto the bonnet of a car.

    More than likely to be fat men who drive for a living.

    You'd actually be right the first time, believe it or not.

    A lot of it is organised through websites, if you're not considered sexy, you're not going to be told about it.

    I'm sure if you're just rocking up to a carpark it won't be too pretty though!


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  • #31
    john the one
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,750 ✭✭✭john the one


    Don't forget your night vision goggles kids. For the inconsiderate people who wont turn the dome light on


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