Dogging

Specialun

I never got the attraction to this..any1 actually tried it...surely its to cold outside this weather for it

Go on do tell

Festy

It's a pain in the arse walking the dog in this weather alright.

Aint Eazy Being Cheezy

I tried it one night. Every time I dropped the pants and moved towards the dog she'd run away.

Eventually this stunning, long legged blonde came up to me. She was wearing a full length coat. She opened it, revealing some red lacy underwear and nothing else.

"Is there anything I can do for you?" She asked me, winking suggestively.

Yeah, says I. Hold that f*ckin dog still!!

Fr_Dougal

Apparently there's a great place up in Howth...apparently...

The Backwards Man

Where I come from 'dogging' means to drive something really hard.

Aint Eazy Being Cheezy

The Backwards Man wrote: »

Where I come from 'dogging' means to drive something really hard.

Dog that nail into the wall there!

IvaBigWun

Johnny Electricity wrote: »

I tried it one night. Every time I dropped the pants and moved towards the dog she'd run away.

Eventually this stunning, long legged blonde came up to me. She was wearing a full length coat. She opened it, revealing some red lacy underwear and nothing else.

"Is there anything I can do for you?" She asked me, winking suggestively.

Yeah, says I. Hold that f*ckin dog still!!

Its only when you look at your avatar that the above is worrying

The Backwards Man

Johnny Electricity wrote: »

Dog that nail into the wall there!

'Horse' is the verb in that instance.

Menas

I am off to the papal cross in the pheonix park now.....will report back later.

Fred Swanson

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WilyCoyote

The Backwards Man wrote: »

Where I come from 'dogging' means to drive something really hard.

Yes. but most civilized people call that doggy fashion

IrishProd

Festy wrote: »

It's a pain in the arse walking the dog in this weather alright.

Decent effort, but delivery was very poor.

3/10

Mariasofia

The Backwards Man wrote: »

Where I come from 'dogging' means to drive something really hard.

I think the definition more or less fits the OP 'dogging' also .

Menas

Fred Swanson wrote: »

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Just got back now. Jeez that was great.

There was this lass in a deer looking car....

AndonHandon

There is a direct link between dogging in the Phoenix Park and the violent assaults that happen there.

spank_inferno

AndonHandon wrote: »

There is a direct link between dogging in the Phoenix Park and the violent assaults that happen there.

Is the direct link you?

Sunnyisland

AndonHandon wrote: »

There is a direct link between dogging in the Phoenix Park and the violent assaults that happen there.

O Deer :P

MRnotlob606

chinchillas are my favourite.

Evelyn Cusack

If you get a kick out of people watching you with your legs open it's great

TheBody

spank_inferno wrote: »

Is the direct link you?

I needed a good laugh this morning and this did it for me. Thank you good sir/madam.

Gannicus

I don't see the big attraction to dogging. Why would anyone want to stand at a car with a load of people pulling your plum while you all watch the people inside going at it? Or why would you want to be the people in the car being watched for that matter?

preston johnny

The worst thing about Dogging is that your car ends up looking like a plasterers radio :eek: (apparently)

Ihatecuddles

Big Steve wrote: »

I don't see the big attraction to dogging. Why would anyone want to stand at a car with a load of people pulling your plum while you all watch the people inside going at it? Or why would you want to be the people in the car being watched for that matter?

Voyeurism, being watched is incredibly arousing for some people.

Rabelais

Don't really see the appeal of a load of fat taxi drivers wearing tracksuits arriving out of the bushes to try and rip the skeleton out of themselves while you bone the missus. Fücking pervs then seagulling on the bonnet of the Octavia before creeping back into the shadows to recover for the next round.

Ihatecuddles

Rabelais wrote: »

Don't really see the appeal of a load of fat taxi drivers wearing tracksuits arriving out of the bushes to try and rip the skeleton out of themselves while you bone the missus. Fücking pervs then seagulling on the bonnet of the Octavia before creeping back into the shadows to recover for the next round.

I take it you've never done it, and you're just assuming that's what happens??

Gannicus

Big Steve wrote: »

I don't see the big attraction to dogging. Why would anyone want to stand at a car with a load of people pulling your plum while you all watch the people inside going at it? Or why would you want to be the people in the car being watched for that matter?

mauzo! wrote: »

Voyeurism, being watched is incredibly arousing for some people.

Okay I understand the voyeurism part for the people in the car but as Rabelais put it why would a load of people want to stand in a group around a car and try "to rip the skeleton out of themselves"?

Ihatecuddles

Big Steve wrote: »

Okay I understand the voyeurism part for the people in the car but as Rabelais put it why would a load of people want to stand in a group around a car and try "to rip the skeleton out of themselves"?

People are turned on by different things, it arouses them. It's not a bunch of creeps going looking for couples in cars, most of it is organised and done through invites. Though I'm sure the stereotypical dogging does still happen.

TerrorFirmer

Still makes me laugh everytime. Some guys first attempt at going dogging, posted here about 2007.

i wish i had gone where you was on saturday. as for me, i was at a friends house in bangor on saturday. and then when i was going home i was passing a place which on here was said to be a place for dogging. the some centre in newtownards. i was really horny, so i gone in. there was a few cars there and i didnt know if i should just go up and look in or not... then after abit a new car arrived and parked close to me. i couldnt see clearly, but i noticed some shadows moving, so i got out and walked over to them. it was a fella and a girl, he was fingering her and she was **** him, while kissing so they didnt look up at me looking in. i was getting hard, so i was **** off. then she looked up and saw me and she yelled. i gone back into the bushes, and the fella got out of the car and was walking over to me. so i walked over to my car and got in it. he got in his and was driving over drove after me. i left the area, and didnt see where they had gone.
it wasnt a very good time at all.

Rabelais

mauzo! wrote: »

I take it you've never done it, and you're just assuming that's what happens??

Well I can't imagine it is a load of sexually liberated, young and attractive people who gather in carparks to **** and bean themselves off onto the bonnet of a car.

More than likely to be fat men who drive for a living.

Ihatecuddles

Rabelais wrote: »

Well I can't imagine it is a load of sexually liberated, young and attractive people who gather in carparks to **** and bean themselves off onto the bonnet of a car.

More than likely to be fat men who drive for a living.

You'd actually be right the first time, believe it or not.

A lot of it is organised through websites, if you're not considered sexy, you're not going to be told about it.

I'm sure if you're just rocking up to a carpark it won't be too pretty though!

john the one

Don't forget your night vision goggles kids. For the inconsiderate people who wont turn the dome light on

D-FENS

preston johnny wrote: »

The worst thing about Dogging is that your car ends up looking like a plasterers radio :eek: (apparently)

And with the seagulls in Howth, it must look like a fecking igloo by the end

Alf Veedersane

AndonHandon wrote: »

There is a direct link between dogging in the Phoenix Park and the violent assaults that happen there.

Shuttle bus?

AndonHandon

Alf Veedersane wrote: »

Shuttle bus?

You can pay just for the dogging but can add in the 'kick a hobo' as an extra.

Not quite a shuttle bus that brings u to the hobo location, you climb on the back of a deer and ride to him.

Rabelais

mauzo! wrote: »

You'd actually be right the first time, believe it or not.

A lot of it is organised through websites, if you're not considered sexy, you're not going to be told about it.

I'm sure if you're just rocking up to a carpark it won't be too pretty though!

I find it hard to believe that people who sign up to a website in the hope of masturbating beside a car in a car park late at night are an elite bunch of sexy mofos.

"Krystal or dogging tonight, love?

"Let's go dogging".

Gannicus

I reckon for the craic we should get a few boardsie's with cars up download a siren app and ligths on their phones go to one of these places in the cars and then when it kicks off turn on all the lights and sirens at once and scare the bejaysus outta the doggers

Daqster

Thousands to be at it in Harold's Cross.

Ihatecuddles

Rabelais wrote: »

I find it hard to believe that people who sign up to a website in the hope of masturbating beside a car in a car park late at night are an elite bunch of sexy mofos.

"Krystal or dogging tonight, love?

"Let's go dogging".

That's not the sole purpose of the website. I'm telling you that's how it works, I'm not trying to convince you.

bnt

Fred Swanson wrote: »

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What's "GFTO"? Get F**K The Out? :pac:

All I know about "dogging" is what I saw on that Top Gear episode this year, and James & Jeremy's faces the next morning. :eek:

manonboard

I'm witness to a pervy crime for the guards and during the case, i've seen several videos of the perp dogging up in howth. It seems really ..blunt.. People just coming up having a feel of the woman in the car while he tapes it. Then she often goes and helps them back.

I think it's a bit pervy. Swinger parties can provide for all that without the sleazy part.

Frank Black

Big Steve wrote: »

I don't see the big attraction to dogging. Why would anyone want to stand at a car with a load of people pulling your plum while you all watch the people inside going at it? Or why would you want to be the people in the car being watched for that matter?

Why would people want to watch other people have sex?

No clue - can't imagine the idea would ever catch on.

The Diabolical Monocle

Fr_Dougal wrote: »

Apparently there's a great place up in Howth...apparently...

They mostly go there at night....mostly

MadsL

Oh look, some people have different sexual preferences/practices, let's laugh and point and make demeaning comments.

Holsten

Is this big in Ireland?!

Whatever floats your boat I guess.

Diabhal Beag

MadsL wrote: »

Oh look, some people have different sexual preferences/practices, let's laugh and point and make demeaning comments.

Shhh you're ruining the moment love.

Gannicus

manonboard wrote: »

I'm witness to a pervy crime for the guards and during the case, i've seen several videos of the perp dogging up in howth. It seems really ..blunt.. People just coming up having a feel of the woman in the car while he tapes it. Then she often goes and helps them back.

I think it's a bit pervy. Swinger parties can provide for all that without the sleazy part.

Howth?? I didn't think that kinda stuff went on up there.

Santa Cruz

Trigger Happy wrote: »

I am off to the papal cross in the pheonix park now.....will report back later.

OK Emmett

Sir Osis of Liver.

Big Steve wrote: »

Howth?? I didn't think that kinda stuff went on up there.

Yeah,its massive.
I think Gaybo organises it.

Menas

Santa Cruz wrote: »

OK Emmett

Now now. His fav spot was now where near the papal cross, it was the rent boy cross roads, miles away.

B.A._Baracus

You know what, whatever some couple does with their lives is their own business. Each to their own.

But... personally speaking, letting some other dude watch you fuck your girlfriend/wife? A bit too much for my taste.
Even worse letting another dude fuck your girlfriend/wife!? ... Thats mental.

the_monkey

Rabelais wrote: »

Don't really see the appeal of a load of fat taxi drivers wearing tracksuits arriving out of the bushes to try and rip the skeleton out of themselves while you bone the missus. Fücking pervs then seagulling on the bonnet of the Octavia before creeping back into the shadows to recover for the next round.

Pissing myself laughing at that !!!